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It pisses me off when people think I lost weight in my brain. by woyervunitin loseit

[–]zyzzogeton 1 point2 points ago

(some) People suck.

Accept this and give them the respect that they themselves have earned.

And if they are being an ass to someone just because they are heavy, then maybe they are not worth hanging out with. What are they saying behind your back about other things?

Okay guys, what's your power song during workouts? by crucialtitsin loseit

[–]zyzzogeton 0 points1 point ago

Crystal Method - Born Too Slow

Love to run to this late in the run.

Okay guys, what's your power song during workouts? by crucialtitsin loseit

[–]zyzzogeton 0 points1 point ago

Ludacris - Get Back

And Tom Cruise dancing to it is strangely perfect.

Okay guys, what's your power song during workouts? by crucialtitsin loseit

[–]zyzzogeton 0 points1 point ago

Crystal Method - Name of the Game

Listen all you motherfuckers... I don't run. I strut. OH? IS THAT A HILL? Callin' all freaks.

Queen of Blades statue by Steve Wang in Versailles, France by Jose_Monteverdein starcraft

[–]zyzzogeton 1 point2 points ago

Implied subject and verb: basically it is the same as saying "when 'one is' in France"

The most famous use of this construction was when St. Ambrose said it something similar in 387 AD (quando hic sum, non ieiuno sabbato; quando Romae sum, ieiuno sabbato), that eventually distilled down to "When in Rome, do as Romans do" over the years.

Found an interesting take on writing in a book about an alcoholic writer who's more of a manwhore than a wordsmith by DiarrheaIsTheShitin writing

[–]zyzzogeton 2 points3 points ago

Hemmingway begs to differ

Obituary: /r/bicycling moderator no_numbers_here has passed away after being hit by a car by bicycling_communityin bicycling

[–]zyzzogeton 1 point2 points ago

The memorial to the Boy Scout troop is touching.

Ride on.

Thirsty? by darklich13in bicycling

[–]zyzzogeton 0 points1 point ago

You have an anti-tatoo.

Because bike baskets are clunky, but sometimes you still need to carry stuff by omcwin bicycling

[–]zyzzogeton -1 points0 points ago

Dat Chain Ring

As requested, Ridiculously Photogenic Surgery Girl by Hip-Hopsterin AdviceAnimals

[–]zyzzogeton 322 points323 points ago

I am guessing that sounded way less creepy in your head...

My little cousin claimed this would mow the lawn faster by cjstopin funny

[–]zyzzogeton 0 points1 point ago

It probably would since you can use the smaller mower to get into the places in the yard that are hard to turn the tractor around in, and having the little mower close at hand saves on the time it takes to go get it.

That scenario would actually save the kid a fair bit of time.

Explain to me what's it like to be a Starcraft 'fan' by Scrufferrsin starcraft

[–]zyzzogeton 0 points1 point ago

Well there's your problem. Stop watching the dudes.

Explain to me what's it like to be a Starcraft 'fan' by Scrufferrsin starcraft

[–]zyzzogeton 0 points1 point ago

You are a huge sports fan, so you know exactly what it is like.

You either like watching something or you don't. Me, I hate sports. Doesn't mean they are bad, just I can't sit down and watch an entire game of anything without rolling my eyes and wishing I was elsewhere doing anything else.

Jay Chandrasekhar and Kevin Heffernan here - we made Super Troopers AND Beerfest and NOW "The Babymakers", out on August 3rd. AMA...with a TWIST! by kevinandjayin IAmA

[–]zyzzogeton 0 points1 point ago

Why are you so funny?

That is a legitimate, serious question. You guys are fucking hilarious. All of you. I can't even do P90x without cracking up because every single one of you bring the funny. (ok that was an unfortunate, insensitive exaggeration, but I have lost 35 pounds... so AWESOME)

But really, what do you tap in to, to be so funny? What is the zeitgeist that you pay attention to when you write comedy?

Pro cycling is never going to be the same without this crazy old man...I really hope he's still going to do this when he turns 100... by runachirunin bicycling

[–]zyzzogeton 7 points8 points ago

That man is the reason I carry a cowbell in my car and ring it at cyclists (in full kit) on hills yelling "ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ!"

I get lots of smiles, a few fists raised in defiance, and quite a few "WTF" looks as well. Sometimes all three.

Rock on Didi.

Faith in humanity: eliminated by bachonkin funny

[–]zyzzogeton 4 points5 points ago

:_(

Two years ago I discovered hummus, this year I discovered Greek Yogurt - how did I not know about these until recently? What else am I missing out on?! by deeperwonderin loseit

[–]zyzzogeton 3 points4 points ago

Kale chips with a light coating of olive oil and sea salt are amazing too.

Two years ago I discovered hummus, this year I discovered Greek Yogurt - how did I not know about these until recently? What else am I missing out on?! by deeperwonderin loseit

[–]zyzzogeton -1 points0 points ago

Here is a low carb, meal replacement shake recipe with a small amount of greek yogurt in it I posted in /r/keto

Total Net Carbs 15g, Total Calories 415.5 (that is about 1/2 the calories of soft serve ice-cream and 1/5 the carbs for comparison)

http://www.reddit.com/r/keto/comments/tc5mf/morning_berry_milkshake_recipe/

Story taking a sudden turn. Help? by thebadguyyin writing

[–]zyzzogeton 3 points4 points ago

Sounds similar to the "Lawyer up, hit the gym" advice given so often, only this time instead of a cheating spouse, it is an unfaithful storyline.

Still good advice, though a lawyer is probably overkill.

TIL that Helium is collected almost entirely from underground pockets produced through alpha decay, it's critical to scientific advancement, and we'll run out. by SuperCliffordin todayilearned

[–]zyzzogeton 0 points1 point ago

We'll get fusion going and just make more.

Vim vs Emacs? by asi_es_la_vidain learnprogramming

[–]zyzzogeton 18 points19 points ago

Oh now you've gone and stepped in it

seriously though, it doesn't matter. vi is harder to learn but more powerful according to some, but most people don't like modal editors unless they started off that way.

My buddy's Facebook timeline cover photos the last couple of months... by dizzydicein funny

[–]zyzzogeton -2 points-1 points ago

I don't even know how to turn timeline on and don't give a fuck if I ever learn. Screw facebook, the only reason I have an account is because my mom has one and that is her preferred method of casual communication. I hope their IPO Crashes hard in 6 months before anyone there can cash out.

"I hope you get AIDS." Reporter catches people and even city employees using the handicap parking spot. One man curses, tries to wait them out and gets a $300 ticket. by urimanin offbeat

[–]zyzzogeton -10 points-9 points ago

FYI, those are not handicapped spots. To be a handicapped spot it must be painted on the ground AND have a posted sign at the head of the spot according to ADA rules.

ReFs, the successor to NTFS in Windows 8 by c0balt279in programming

[–]zyzzogeton 46 points47 points ago

Today, NTFS is the most widely used, advanced, and feature rich file system in broad use.

That is a pretty narrow set of AND's... especially the last one. You throw out ext4 and Microsoft says "Nuh-uh, we said BROAD USE" Hadoop... "BROAD USE DAMMIT, DID WE STUTTER?" ZFS? "BROAAAAAAAD USE!!!!"

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