Reddit, let's see the first sentence of the novel you'll write someday.

tassysurfer · 4 days

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so.

SomanydynamoS · 1 month

Can't blame them if they don't know you're a Gemini.

firesidechat · 1 month

I just realized that Sen. McCain stands for Senile McCain.

mlegs · 2 months

Assuming you are a man who had only daughters - Your father had a son, his father had a son and so on. You are the first man in your lineage who didn't have a son.

ceta · 2 months

Or, - You wouldn't have any trouble if you'd pulled it out sooner.

Tor_Onsen · 2 months

Can we salvage it?

CandyMan77 · 2 months

Douglas Adams. Restaurant at the end of the universe. Pan-galactic gargle blasters.

twolf1 · 2 months

Hoisted with his own petard

cronoizm · 3 months

They do have better biology.

RuchW · 3 months

Excellent summary. Everything has been true from my experience with them. Recent trend of using Youtube seems to have taken care of most of the glitches though. Do you agree?

ArcticBro · 3 months

http://web.archive.org/web/20091014092745/http://www.bobanddavid.com/2007/10/an_open_letter_to_larry_the_ca.html

DougBolivar · 3 months

BentheTIMEtraveler? I had the theme playing in my head before I read your comment.

zphdbblbrx · 3 months

thannks a million for the excellent suggestion

brolix · 4 months

Or, you know, the republican party can have an open nomination with both Romney and Gingrich.

JediPopsicle · 4 months

I see your Ben and Jerry's pint and raise you a Cold Stone Gotta Have it.

slaterhearst · 4 months

BFF <- ButtFoamForever

slaterhearst · 4 months

How dare you say that my source of entertainment is not of value, sir?

triestoohard · 6 months

YFMV (Your Family May Vary)

chemdude1232 · 6 months

What's retarted?

wizardofkhalifa · 6 months

zphdbblbrx

TROPHY CASE

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