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Metronome: Lost my first by byrd424in nuzlocke

[–]zoso33 0 points1 point ago

I had. My Nincada "Blur" died to, not only a super-effective Fire attack, but a fucking Blast Burn.

Did not see that coming.

So I got a Batarian Soldier ... by Knight0fSpadesin MECoOp

[–]zoso33 0 points1 point ago

Unless you're using the Harpoon sniper, because no bastard with a Kishock means to take you alive.

This is all I could think of during the final battle in Avengers. by ekunner2004in funny

[–]zoso33 11 points12 points ago

"King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!"

Started watching Grave Encounters. This location seemed a bit familiar to me. by unbuckledpigeonin Supernatural

[–]zoso33 4 points5 points ago

Both were/are shot here in Vancouver, and shot in an abandoned mental hospital here.

This is what bothers me the most about generation 5 by Tapionskiin pokemon

[–]zoso33 0 points1 point ago

It depends on how you look at it. If you see it as a Bug type that with a Dark half, yes it would be eliminating a Fighting resistance.

But if you look at it like a Dark type with a Bug half, it will be eliminating a major weakness of Fighting types.

You could also think that Pinsir would be gaining a resistance to Ghost, and an immunity to Psychic. He'd be the ultimate Psychic killer.

what's your opinion on hydregion and its usefulness? by vilaswinin pkmntcg

[–]zoso33 0 points1 point ago

It's really helped with the new DEX cards. Ultra Ball to discard Dark Energies and grab Zweilous and Hydreigon, Dark Patch(es) to get those discarded Darks onto Hydreigon, plus Dark Claw to up Berserker Blade to 80 damage.

Combine this with Darkrai EX's ability for free retreat costs, or just Double Colourless Energies to power up BB in two turns.

However, all that being said, the metagame is built around strong Basics for a reason. Would be better against friends as opposed to actual tournaments.

Did you guys know that these hurt when you hit yourself in the eye with them? by A7X_HU4Lin drums

[–]zoso33 33 points34 points ago

If you do find that you're losing eyes, don't try to grab the escaping eye. Instead, keep the beat going with the other eye and store extra eyes around your drumkit, or have an eyebag available

Back in 1998 I didn't fully understand type-effectiveness. by hjf11393in pokemon

[–]zoso33 1 point2 points ago

My younger self refused to believe that Water was weak to Grass. I have no idea why.

I'm facing a Water-type. What should I use, Grass or Electric. Fucking Electric.

Operation Shieldwall Weekend May 25-27 by abigstupidjellyfishin MECoOp

[–]zoso33 8 points9 points ago

The news that Banshees will spawn in all factions will give us more incentive to complete the "Kill X amount of [enemy]", simply so they don't show up in droves the next weekend.

This is what bothers me the most about generation 5 by Tapionskiin pokemon

[–]zoso33 7 points8 points ago

If Scyther gets a Bug/Steel evolution, Pinsir should get a Bug/Dark evolution. Weak to Fire, Flying, Rock and other Bugs (no more Fighting weakness)

He Just Wouldn't Stop Talking... by sayfuzzypicklesin zelda

[–]zoso33 0 points1 point ago

That owl looks like it wants to sell me some contraband

Worst Way to Lose a Nuzlocke by Blind_Piperin nuzlocke

[–]zoso33 2 points3 points ago

I had this exact experience. Every Pokemon that learned Cut died. I was left with Jetstream the Wartortle, Beaker the Fearow and Nosedive the Pidgeotto.

Feels bad, man.

"I play a ton of video games; therefore, I know how to operate a real gun." What's a stupid/unfounded argument you're tired of hearing, Reddit? by thec0rinthianin AskReddit

[–]zoso33 1 point2 points ago

Agreed, only for the drums. I now have a $1800 drumkit and barely play RB anymore

she's 13 and destroying my faith in her generation by RAAAAAAAAAAGEin facepalm

[–]zoso33 3 points4 points ago

I pretend to be mentally stable.

That's like saying you have PTSD after a day at the firing range.

so i go to start my first ever nuzlocke with the emerald randomizer and this happens..... by pokefan1337in nuzlocke

[–]zoso33 11 points12 points ago

Why would you choose Regirock as your starter? Surely you must of seen this exact same thing happen on r/Pokemon dozens of times?

WHO are you??? One surprised great horned owl! by SeanChuplisin pics

[–]zoso33 2 points3 points ago

If I explain the joke, it dies. If I don't, it will remain alive. As of now, you can't see the joke.

Therefore the joke is considered both dead and alive.

Found this while reading ASoS. Hoping it's a Tolkien reference and not just a coincidence (some spoilers) by omgzunicornsin gameofthrones

[–]zoso33 1 point2 points ago

I laughed at that one, too. Can you remember where it is?

WHO are you??? One surprised great horned owl! by SeanChuplisin pics

[–]zoso33 3 points4 points ago

There's a place where I know you flown

The love falls from the trees

My talons are like a broken cup

I only feel right on my wings

I spill out like a sewer hole

After every mouse I kill

How can you measure up to anyone new

After such a hunt as this

[Spoilers all] Lightbringer... by HotcakesUnitedin asoiaf

[–]zoso33 2 points3 points ago

...accepting her gift just so.

I like it.

Nuzlocke Challenge 2: Randomizier by zoso33in nuzlocke

[–]zoso33[S] 0 points1 point ago

What are the odds that the first Pokemon I find on a route after I found Maelstrom would be a fucking Shiftry?

Goddammit. I thought doubles would be all but eliminated with the Randomizer.

EDIT: I just got an Old Rod, went back and fished. A FUCKING NUZLEAF. LEAVE ME ALONE, I HAVE ONE

Nuzlocke Challenge 2: Randomizier by zoso33in nuzlocke

[–]zoso33[S] 0 points1 point ago

I actually should put that as a gimme. Shinies are the only exception I will accept after the first encounter. I'll do that when I am not on my phone. Done.

Also, you should of nicknamed that Onix "Goldix"

After many months my third Nuzlocke in Red is complete, here is my team. by jaxondtaylorin nuzlocke

[–]zoso33 0 points1 point ago

I wonder how many people named their starting Water-type 'Jetstream'. Two so far.

CANADA by JiggleBiscuitsin Supernatural

[–]zoso33 1 point2 points ago

Plus we have a very small population-to-area ratio

How many things is Bender x% of? by cshute01in futurama

[–]zoso33 7 points8 points ago

Bender routinely claims to be made of thirty to forty percent of various metals, typically following his claims up by knocking on his own chassis. Unfortunately, his credibility on this matter is thrown into question by the fact that his various claims now add up to well over one hundred percent. Bender has alternately claimed to be:

40% Zinc (1ACV13).
40% Titanium (2ACV03).
30% Iron (3ACV22), presumably mixed with osmium, (3ACV17).
40% Dolomite (4ACV07).
40% Lead (FVG). Canon status of video game uncertain.
40% Luck/horseshoes (ITWGY). Composition of the horseshoes unknown.
40% Chromium (6ACV03). Bender was not the one to make this claim. It was an Antarian.
60% Storage space (6ACV10).
40% Scrap metal (6ACV23). 

Total: 150% - 330% or greater. The number is dependent on whether or not one counts various claims as true. First the "40% Horseshoes" claim, as the supposed horseshoes could have been made of one or more of the other metals previously stated (Titanium, Iron, or Lead), meaning that one could have been a restatement rather than a new figure. Second, it depends on whether or not he considers his storage space to be part of the total percentage of himself, in which case the remaining 40% that he often claims to be would constitute the rest of his body. Third, the claim of "40% Lead" is dependent on whether the video game can be considered canon. Fourth and finally, whether the claim of "40% Chromium" is accepted at all. This claim was not made by Bender but rather one of the Antarians. It is plausible that the claim is false and that it was just made to justify the in-progress cannibalization of Bender's body. Even if all previous points made are taken into account and only the first four claims were used, Bender's composition would be 150%, far more than what is possible. This error can be explained as due to Bender's being a poor calculator, making it plausible that he has given the wrong percentages (3ACV09).

Additionally, he has a 0.04% nickel impurity, which doesn't increase total percentage, but slightly decreases the percentages of everything else. This is apparently not a standard impurity, and is cited as making him unique (3ACV17).

There's also a mention that robots are made from recycled beer cans and beer cans are made from recycled robots (1ACV08), so depending on the year 3000 composition of beer cans, he may have a certain percentage of aluminum in his alloy.

As a side note, Dolemite is also the title of a 1974 film. The film's main character, Dolemite, is a pimp who leads an army of hookers skilled in kung-fu.[1] Bender has been a pimp many times throughout the series.

Bender's composition will possibly be referenced in the episode "Forty Percent Leadbelly".

Source: The Infosphere

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