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I graduated today and decided to take a look at my student loans... by RonSwanson4Presidentin funny

[–]yellowking 9 points10 points ago

  1. Most student loans aren't dischargeable in bankruptcy.
  2. Only looking at your loan situation after you graduate is pretty stupid.

I see a lot of posts about wives and long term girlfriends cheating and its discomforting. Any happy relationship stories to share? by dshab92in self

[–]yellowking 8 points9 points ago

Married almost 17 years, three kids, great marriage.

...I feel like everyday my front page...

Come on, a bunch of young people who spend too much time on the Internet might have a higher incidence of relationship problems than the world at large? Who would have guessed? It's reddit, not reality.

The best non-sexual feeling for a girl. by CheshireAsylumin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]yellowking 130 points131 points ago

"Why are you hitting yourself with a hammer?"

"Because it feels so good when I stop!"

Found this in the bathroom of a pool hall I was at. by IllBeGoingNowin funny

[–]yellowking 0 points1 point ago

There's no universal "front page" is there?

I was responding to this. /r/all is the universal "front page." It may or may not be complete shit.

Just some ants killing a tick with their spit by btreichelin WTF

[–]yellowking 0 points1 point ago

The classic attack of the ants is in the shape of a fighting ant. Like this. The head, the mandibles, and the loins. First, the head moves forward, and the tick naturally moves in to meet it. But it's only a feint. The warrior ants in the head then disperse to form the encircling mandibles, and the tick is drawn in on the loins.

I'm nervous about my upcoming trip to Germany. by SKMonkyDeathCarin germany

[–]yellowking 1 point2 points ago

That's my experience. The only issue I had was riding trains and hearing German-only announcements, but I got where I was going okay.

I don't know what to do with my hands.... by ScottPowin funny

[–]yellowking 0 points1 point ago

"Me, I like a black woman with big, big titties."

"Michele's breasts are a reasonable size."

Can someone point me towards a comic book store in Knoxville? by Guzidusin Tennessee

[–]yellowking 1 point2 points ago

The easiest way to get there is to enter through this JC Penny's entrance. Turn back toward the mall, and it's just a few stores outside Pennys on the right. 1st floor.

Sunrise Supermarket by Woolioin Knoxville

[–]yellowking 0 points1 point ago

I take my kids through the meat department. It's like a biology lesson. Yes, those are pig ovaries...

Can someone point me towards a comic book store in Knoxville? by Guzidusin Tennessee

[–]yellowking 2 points3 points ago

...I haven't been there yet, but New Krypton Comics looks fun. Possibly dangerous. Probably fun, though.

Also, Sci Fi City out east.

ed: also, /r/knoxville

Carving a pipe from cherry-wood? by ontheroadagain2in PipeTobacco

[–]yellowking 5 points6 points ago

Same thing everybody else has said. Yes, you can do it. Yes, it will smoke fine-- it will actually add a bit of cherry flavor. Yes, you should season the wood before you carve it.

Here's one I made. It's much easier to carve than briar, being softer. And the looser grain might allow the tobacco juice to escape to the surface, as you can see in the last picture, which is interesting.

What is the Church Tax in Germany? Find out here by stine1onlinein germany

[–]yellowking 1 point2 points ago

I quit being Protestand almost 10 years ago...

My high school chemistry teacher by [deleted]in nsfw

[–]yellowking 8 points9 points ago

And I think the issue is they're testing for raw intelligence, not common sense. I've seen a lot of really smart people who couldn't boil water or match socks.

Yellowking is a gentleman and a scholar, and should be completely respected by every member of this community! by DeluxePineapplein PipeTobacco

[–]yellowking 1 point2 points ago*

Too be fair, a lot of this trade was stuff I had on hand after an inventory that I didn't want any more. I picked up the 5100 and Frog Morton, and considered that my trade. The rest, I just threw in, told him I didn't really know what it was (all old bulk) and he could smoke it or throw it away.

That sounds kind of bad-- the tobacco was in good shape, but I couldn't ID it on tobaccoreviews.com...and I have a lot of stuff that I DO know and want to smoke, so I wasn't going to ever go back and finish these. The monthly trade to a much newer smoker seemed like a great way to deal with it. All of these are at least 5 years old, most are probably closer to 7-9. So, they're aged, too!

Unfortunately, my next trade will be back closer to around the 2 oz. minimum...

My SO almost got sent back to his country by Customs last time he tried to visit me in the States. What's the best answer for him to give to the question "Why are you here?" in order to not be denied entry? by poop-doh_factoryin answers

[–]yellowking 0 points1 point ago

Fly into a busy airport at peak hours. I don't know when that would be, but I have seen them just waving people through by the hundreds when it was extremely busy.

"Darth Atlas". Win. by dragonworthyin pics

[–]yellowking 0 points1 point ago

That book was by James Randi.

"Darth Atlas". Win. by dragonworthyin pics

[–]yellowking 0 points1 point ago

He didn't hold it on my anus!

"Darth Atlas". Win. by dragonworthyin pics

[–]yellowking 9 points10 points ago

Is a Sith not entitled to the recycled sweat from his own life support suit?

Elementary, my dear Clegane by NihilCredoin gameofthrones

[–]yellowking 2 points3 points ago

Yep. I think a model 312.

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