She watches everything we cook

thegino · 1 month

yes sir?

lonebutterfish · 2 months

I would like the play please :) I'll be like, Awww yeah muffins!

xAsianZombie · 2 months

Because, we're the good guys!

radicalpancake · 2 months

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

dustinechos · 5 months

I'm not kidding... when I was a kid and went to church (my parent's decided I should go and decide for myself) they allowed all new kids to Sunday school to take a handful of God's money (in this case a large coffee can of nickels).

Since I didn't go that often, like once a month for 6 months or something, they never remembered me, so I took handfuls of nickels each time. What a sham.

huss_am · 7 months

BASE

ccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk · 9 months

awww yeah muffins! ^{^}

poterock · 10 months

Delonge signature? :D

edit: I lied, that's a bass, haha...

fungwahbus · 11 months

I do believe you meant incited...?

Psyducks · 11 months

I want a Kinder Bueno in the US; I lived off those things in die Schweiz :(

EmiliaClarke · 11 months

I always wonder what our government would do if we protested with masks on that provided anonymity to the crowd.

You think they would perceive it as a threat, or as a wake-up call; that the government is too intrusive into our personal lives, and that the people want change.

edit: USA btw...

Shalizeh · 1 year

And is now infested with deer ticks :s

ricgalbraith · 1 year

My favorite thing about this picture, is the police guy all the way on the left. This has made him so happy :)

philosyche · 1 year

I'M IN UR TEA WARMIN MY FEETS

mannequinhandandcoti · 1 year

It is my firm belief he was picked first to act as the 'gatekeeper'; there's no higher tight rope than the top of the gates.

DonMasta · 1 year

HEAVEN IS THE ULTIMATE HIGH ROPE

treehugger420 · 1 year

Convinced a coworker, who was from Beijing, that spotted cows lay eggs; only brown cows (which she was familiar with in China) produced milk. This was during a work assignment in the middle of bum-fuck VA.

She had a Master's from University of Chicago and her CPA :)

nhubbles · 1 year

I had a chili + watermelon cold soup in Rio last year. Garnished with mint - one of the finer soups I've ever had the pleasure of eating :)

yeahmuffins · 1 year

lol, everyone enjoys a clean poop :)

Highballin · 1 year

i don't get it, it looks like weed :( [7]

DEEEMO · 1 year

catsinsinks.com would love your submission :)

papermatthew · 1 year

Seriously... I don't understand this... do you go around opening random boxes in alleys? I will never find a kitten :(

sexyphotolover · 1 year

Oh I just read the rest of your post. Well, some guys will want to bang you, but have the respect not to bomb your current relationship in order to do so.

sexyphotolover · 1 year

Have you straight out told them you are in no circumstances ever going to be physically attracted to them?

If the answer is no, then the answer is no...

yeahmuffins

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