Nailed it.

ddxxdd · 2012-02-04T15:25:27.288621+00:00

Whoa whoa whoa, whats all this "he" stuff?

EnoloFL · 2012-02-04T14:26:29.242065+00:00

What a terrible idea.

DeSaad · 2012-02-04T14:00:30.091775+00:00

Wrong.

ensode · 2012-02-03T20:38:20.820635-07:00

40 years old, o wait.

jabbernaut · 2012-02-04T00:55:01.401674+00:00

Planar Fasciitis doesn't exist, it's made up. It's under developed foot muscles. People treat it like it's some fucking disease or something.

danks1 · 3 days

This happened to me, having an 8 pack costed me an extra 925 dollars a year, about 75 bucks a month. Because an average 5'6" male should be 139 lbs. I was 185 and not even close to being fat.

CouldBeATomato · 3 days

Looks like a typical wine shop. Work hard!!

kindlebee · 5 days

I stopped reading at "her", she's not going to date you because you made this post. Open some blinds, tell your mom you're going outside for awhile and rejoin the human race.

natalieh4242 · 7 days

I would imagine they are gaymos.

yoitsatrap · 8 days

Just what every girl wants, a guy too introverted to say something like an adult. How lazy.

LegendBiscuits · 9 days

There's always basketball until you're too fat short and stupid to play.

mingl · 9 days

I agree.

EnoloFL · 9 days

Now I feel like a dick, sorry. Congrats on the V&E degree, need more high quality winemakers in the world!

EnoloFL · 9 days

Now I feel like a dick, sorry. Congrats on the V&E degree, need more high quality winemakers in the world!

EnoloFL · 9 days

Did you really just ask for a job and spell great, grate?

i-am-the-walrus789 · 9 days

We use these stupid globe things in my line of work and they are allocated by area. I presented my product to a group of people and said "I came to you first because I only have one ball, and I thought you would like to hear about it first."

Very ackward.

BeyondDefinition · 9 days

"Mom's in town, can't be usin saran wrap."

0lDerek · 9 days

I lived off 50 dollars worth of rice and tuna for 3 months and got HPV.

sheponio · 10 days

I wish someone would post free language classes online, it seems one of the most important subjects out there and theres nothing online except some chat roulette website.

kuulanilei · 10 days

Steroids really alter your facial structure.

Dr_Stinknuckles · 11 days

Hmm, I buy these for 25 cents a piece in my town...

john_kuhn · 12 days

Nope, it's these bitches:

http://www.redhatsociety.com/

I fucking hate every single one of them. EVERYONE ONE.

norikoses · 13 days

Cigarettes lighting gasoline.

ios_k · 13 days

Good luck having RSV.

MarsNeedsWomen · 13 days

I constantly do this but when I do, I leave at minimum a 50% tip.

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