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FUCKING BABIES! by larrythelarvitarin funny

[–]wes00mertes 2 points3 points ago

That's what I thought until I Googled it.... seems to give me the results I wanted. Minus the "why?".

FUCKING BABIES! by larrythelarvitarin funny

[–]wes00mertes 6 points7 points ago*

I'll just wait here until an explanation appears...

EDIT: Found the name of the sculpture "Mann jager fire genier" (at this park), still no idea what it means...

TIL that CAPTCHA codes are used to digitize old books by having people interpret them one word at a time by code_primatein todayilearned

[–]wes00mertes 3 points4 points ago

Never saw it before. stfu.

I just realized that there are a lot of pipes in the Super Mario games because Mario and Luigi are plumbers. What very obvious things have you recently realized? by kirbeein AskReddit

[–]wes00mertes 4 points5 points ago

I didn't even know Tails's real name is Miles Prower.

I just realized that there are a lot of pipes in the Super Mario games because Mario and Luigi are plumbers. What very obvious things have you recently realized? by kirbeein AskReddit

[–]wes00mertes 2 points3 points ago

Seriously! Now I don't have to do that whole 'reading' thing.

Instagram worth $1 billion in cash - how is tech not in a bubble? by Tzeentch99in investing

[–]wes00mertes 1 point2 points ago

I'm doing my best to get your comment to the top, but have but one vote to give.

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Unload a 12 Pack of Soda Into Your Fridge in 10 Seconds - Simple. (lifehacker.com)

submitted ago by wes00mertes to lifehack

This is the only youtube comment that I have really laughed out loud at by greyrainbowin funny

[–]wes00mertes 9 points10 points ago

I came here to say I've seen this a few times already and I still burst out laughing.

Got my foot stuck in an escalator... by poorlittlemonkeyin pics

[–]wes00mertes 1 point2 points ago

Not just you. I know a few Koreans who have a similar fear...

The English language lacks a word for "the day after tomorrow." The German people hereby gift you with "übermorrow." by triestoohardin self

[–]wes00mertes 151 points152 points ago

Well played.

This joke won't make sense soon.

Reddit is attracting people such that it, at times, seems to be becoming like what happened to Usenet/Newsgroups: idiots with big mouths take control. And kill it. by ne99nein self

[–]wes00mertes 1 point2 points ago

TIL

Got my foot stuck in an escalator... by poorlittlemonkeyin pics

[–]wes00mertes 28 points29 points ago

Little kid's? I'm 25... How does not everyone have this fear? IT IS A LEGITIMATE FEAR!

Got my foot stuck in an escalator... by poorlittlemonkeyin pics

[–]wes00mertes 12 points13 points ago

God his dumb what?

I did it! by novicechap5653in funny

[–]wes00mertes 1 point2 points ago

Pasting screenshots...

I did it! by novicechap5653in funny

[–]wes00mertes -2 points-1 points ago

Technically, I don't think he can ever truly know even if he sends 1,000,000 messages. There is a small but still existent chance that this could all be some insane, unlikely coincidence.

I'd say 4 is on the low side. Should have started to ask him questions only you would know the answers to.

It's my cakeday, thought I would leave this for you guys. by SeanRoarin funny

[–]wes00mertes -1 points0 points ago

Not knowing exactly, I'd say the next line is Mr. Feeny rolling his eyes and saying "I stand corrected."

Tattoo artists, ever do a tattoo even though you thought it was the dumbest fucking idea ever? Do tell by Testicle_Festivalin AskReddit

[–]wes00mertes 21 points22 points ago

What the fuck is it based off of? Googling it tells me they are both signs of good luck and seeing them together is double the luck.

How is DOUBLE GOOD LUCK HORRIFYING AND DREADFUL??

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Using a cereal container as a trash can for your car (x-post from r/pics) (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by wes00mertes to lifehack

Spotted this while my teacher showed a video during lecture by mmuulinnin funny

[–]wes00mertes 3 points4 points ago

Better security than Firefox. Oh shit.

I want to try this one day by DroneMan11in pics

[–]wes00mertes 0 points1 point ago

There's a Chuck Palahniuk novel that has a similar story. Every night, bowling balls down the street from a high point. Bouncing. Killing.

Golfer unleashes Wolfman from water hazard... by ceeehin WTF

[–]wes00mertes 2 points3 points ago

I can't help thinking someone showed an original before, too.

The Most Interesting, The Most Spectacular, The Most Dramatic, The Most Unusual Mesocyclone In Oklahoma, USA, You Will See Today by trot-trotin offbeat

[–]wes00mertes 2 points3 points ago

Well, you were right.

Unfortunately, it was also the least interesting, least spectacular, least dramatic and least unusual Mesocyclone in OK, USA I've seen today as well.

The Most Interesting, The Most Spectacular, The Most Dramatic, The Most Unusual Mesocyclone In Oklahoma, USA, You Will See Today by trot-trotin offbeat

[–]wes00mertes 1 point2 points ago

So what did you see that was better today?

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PyCon 2012 Keynote: Paul Graham, YCombinator (youtube.com)

submitted ago by wes00mertes to technology

For those with laptop keyboards that are starting to die, but don't want to spend too much money to repair it. by SuicideKingin lifehack

[–]wes00mertes 2 points3 points ago

Just so I'm clear, the lifehack for fixing a dead laptop keyboard is to buy a new, external keyboard?

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