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Lemon meringue pie by IllHaveASalutein FoodPorn

[–]waz67 2 points3 points ago

How did you get the meringue crispy like that? I've been trying for years to recreate the crispy meringue that I remember from my childhood, and it always ends up gummy on the outside. That looks seriously good. Recipe please?

"Photographers" These Days by Mahaleckin AdviceAnimals

[–]waz67 0 points1 point ago

I'm just pointing out (sarcastically) that you can argue semantics all you want, but if you tell someone you're a photographer, they're going to assume that's your career. Owning a camera doesn't make you a "photographer" any more than being able to spray your garden hose on a campfire makes you a "firefighter".

How I feel trying to pee with a woody. [SFW] by kfreeman151in funny

[–]waz67 2 points3 points ago

Protip: If you wake up with wood, brush your teeth before you go and pee. Brushing teeth softens the wood. It works.

Blasphemy! by atomic-zin canada

[–]waz67 12 points13 points ago

Except they're peanut free, while M&Ms aren't. (Very important to someone with a peanut allergy)

"Photographers" These Days by Mahaleckin AdviceAnimals

[–]waz67 -5 points-4 points ago

A firefighter is simply someone who puts out fires. They don't have to be good at it. They don't have to make money doing it. They don't have to use a specific type of equipment. They don't even have to use any equipment at all, even peeing on a match counts. The only requirement is that they put out fires.

A gymnast is simply someone who does gymnastics. Nothing more. They don't have to be good at it. They don't have to make money doint it. They don't have to do specific moves. They don't even have to do anything more than a headstand. The only requirement is that they do gymnastics.

Finally found the best naan recipe... by Avriennein Curry

[–]waz67 2 points3 points ago

I've been doing something similar for a while (not the same recipe, but the way of cooking). I use a frying pan with a glass lid so I can trap some of the steam in, and brush some garlic butter on the top of the naan first, than plop it in the pan butter side down, brush more garlic butter on what's now the top, then cover and cook for a bit, flip it over when it looks good and cook the other side a bit with the lid off. Comes out super-awesome.

Being 6'8, this happened on BOTH my flights! by USCswimmerin pics

[–]waz67 0 points1 point ago

6'6 here, and just short enough to not hit my head on doorframes, but goddamn those light fixtures in hallways!

So this happened... by beeleighvein funny

[–]waz67 7 points8 points ago

Chili with no beans? That's just a bun-less manwich!

In A 3-D Printed Future, Do Toymakers Have A Business Model?: "What's to stop kids from pirating LEGO sets as readily as they pirate music?" by trot-trotin technology

[–]waz67 3 points4 points ago

Exactly. My son got a Megabloks Halo kit for Christmas. That thing falls apart if you breath on it wrong. So frustrating.

So I got a call from the cops about my motorcycle only to find this. by Astro-SVin pics

[–]waz67 1 point2 points ago

Maybe he's oriental and actually was trying to say "nuclea wepona"?

Just some cyclist I saw on the road today... by iamjapanmanin pics

[–]waz67 -8 points-7 points ago

Probably gonna get downvoted to hell for this, but doesn't anyone just ride their 10-speed with shorts and a T-shirt any more? Everyone has to have a frickin $2000 imported carbon-fiber bike and be all kitted out in fancy costumes with no less than 5 company names. And get off my lawn.

A soda a day raises coronary heart disease by 20% by allliein Health

[–]waz67 1 point2 points ago

This shouldn't be a surprise to anyone who has been paying attention these days. The problem is so many people aren't paying attention (a majority even?) and still think of it in such simple terms as "eating fat makes you fat and eating sugar rots your teeth" with no more thought to it than that.

What is this called?! I need to do this. by koloronein pics

[–]waz67 0 points1 point ago

"As one of china's most trusted pontoon,ocean double pontoons factories and manufacturer,we can deal with the latest pontoon at the lowest prices.More sorts of pontoon ordered,visit us directly please! "

BlackBerry GPS tracking by The_Evil_Withinin blackberry

[–]waz67 1 point2 points ago

Complicated by the fact that certain models of phone with certain OS versions, the GPS will just suddenly stop working alltogether and never provide a valid fix in any application until the phone is rebooted.

Oregon girl swallows 37 magnetized steel balls by linkcordin Health

[–]waz67 2 points3 points ago

Because they stick together (being magnets and all) and become one big cluster rather than little individual balls. Plus they're probably made of some kind of toxic metal.

Stand mixer advice (xpost from r/baking) by Synnful_mein Breadit

[–]waz67 1 point2 points ago

That's the one I have, and a good deal. You need to watch out for some of the sales as they have models with a less powerful motor. I also don't like the tilt one. My sister-in-law has a tilt model and I made bread with it once, and it seemed like there was too much strain on the tilt mechanism.

My first car... by I_forgot_my_mantrain pics

[–]waz67 1 point2 points ago

Wow, that had a lot more bells and whistles than my first car!

Mustard Guy by DZ302in funny

[–]waz67 1 point2 points ago

Aw shit I think I've passed the end of the internet and come back to the beginning again.

My uncle died on Wednesday, and hid 10k somewhere in the house. Today, I found it. Can't help but think he was chuckling as he hid this one... by superfiedmanin pics

[–]waz67 0 points1 point ago

LOL, ok I just figured out that it was his house he hid the money in. I read this whole thread assuming "the house" meant "your house", and thinking he did it specifically for your family to find, rather than his family. The whole thing seemed kind of odd until I read your previous AMA.

I am NOT ok with this! by redonculousin pics

[–]waz67 2 points3 points ago

What do you do if you're gassy and the shit comes assploding out? Just walk around with shit-covered shoes the rest of the day?

If you store your starter in the oven, please remember to take it out before you turn it on to make pizza. by bazzlinin Breadit

[–]waz67 6 points7 points ago

I've learned over the years that pretty much anything you leave in the oven for a length of time while you're not actively cooking, no matter how good your intentions, will sooner or later get burned to a crisp. Without fail.

This is how I imagine being a mother would feel like by Bramsey89in pics

[–]waz67 25 points26 points ago

As a father, I agree, except instead of a slide it's all shit, food and stepping on lego.

WHAT THE FUCK MAN by DonkeyBallSlapin funny

[–]waz67 0 points1 point ago

In my mind he's holding his hands up in the air while saying "Tadaaaa!"

WHAT THE FUCK MAN by DonkeyBallSlapin funny

[–]waz67 5 points6 points ago

That's why, as an adult with kids in the car, always wear a seatbelt, even if it's just to set a good example for the kids. My kids yell at me if I back out of the garage onto the driveway before they have their seatbelts on.

I just lost my appetite: Fast Food "Pink Slime" and Your Blood After a Burger by tonepoemsin Health

[–]waz67 4 points5 points ago

Re the Your Blood After a Burger part... Eating a burger, fries and large soda is bad for you? Stop the presses! It would have been far more interesting if he had separated out the different types of food (waiting for restabilization between each, of course). Drink the soda, check the blood. Eat the fries and bun, check the blood. Eat the meat, check the blood.

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