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My friends said I couldn't live in a storage unit... by k_moin funny

[–]vonguard 0 points1 point ago

WELCOME TO SNOWCRASH

What's your favorite way of getting high? by Ahandgesturein teenagers

[–]vonguard 8 points9 points ago

You gotta shave em first, though. That part sucks. Duct tape after, though, hurts less after shaving.

toothpasting by phillywillydingdongin 4chan

[–]vonguard 0 points1 point ago

I did this just now. Shaving the nipples is a delicate operation.

But honestly, now that it's donne, i aaaam f

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First Forts List and Rules by Matt872000in Succession

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Hey, didn't see a Fortress 2 thread, but I just passed it on to Wyzack. Walrus passed without playing.

Great fort! Very safe and secure. I struck adamantine and was preparing for a magma forge. My year was spent making the nobles happy, killing the elves (cause, srsly, fuck the elves) and fending off a pathetic goblin invasion.

You can take a gander where I left it at http://www.mediafire.com/?b1rurxg97tn1z83

Hey /r/gaming, we teach kids how to make games in Scratch and Python with free classes at our non-profit Videogame Museum in Oakland. Help us raise the funds to keep going by supporting our 24-hour game beating Marathon: starts 5PM PT today! by Buttertonin gaming

[–]vonguard 2 points3 points ago

We can absolutely do that. Just one question: Marathon 1, 2 or Infinity, and on Mac OS 9, or Pippin? Obviously, only 1 or 2 are possible on the Pippin. But we will have one caveat with Marathon on the Pippin: when it crashes twice, we will give up and move to Mac OS.

Marathon won't be played until later in the marathon, however.

Should I move to the hood for a good price? by Horrours_of_Secksin oakland

[–]vonguard 0 points1 point ago

More like they live in warehouses full of people so they are never empty for burglary. And, again, the hills is where one goes to burgle.

Living in Oakland... questions and concerns by 6ksuitin oakland

[–]vonguard 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, my wife and I always ask that "where'd all these honkies come from?"

But honestly, the west O is all about imigrants, hipsters, and entrenched local families. The 7th St. projects are very bad, indeed, but most of the rest of west O is lofts, warehouses, and amazing Victorians. If yer looking to buy, this is a really cheap area.

Should I move to the hood for a good price? by Horrours_of_Secksin oakland

[–]vonguard 3 points4 points ago

++ for 14th tranny hooker reference. That's my neighborhood! Never seen one get beat though, those girls look pretty tough, and some of them are linebacker sized...

Should I move to the hood for a good price? by Horrours_of_Secksin oakland

[–]vonguard -1 points0 points ago

You'll be fine. MLK and 27th is a baaaaaaaaaaaaad corner, but aside from your car being broken into yer gonna be fine. No one robs houses in the ghetto. They go to the hills to rob people. Just be smart.

Reddit Succession Fortress? by Matt872000in dwarffortress

[–]vonguard 0 points1 point ago

Lemme in lemme in lemme in!

IAmA human named Bill Corbett, writer and performer for RiffTrax.com and previously Mystery Science Theater 3000. by BillCorbettin IAmA

[–]vonguard 0 points1 point ago

Crow once said that if he had any super power, it would be the power to control who lives and who dies. Is this the super power you would choose, as well?

Ever since Crow said it, my wife prays for that power every night. Mostly for the who dies part.

Day 2 | IPL4 Las Vegas | Lower Round 1/2 | Live Update/Discussion Thread! by InsanitySKin leagueoflegends

[–]vonguard -13 points-12 points ago

Udyr noob... lol.. Tree eskimo carried their previous games, but CLG just raped first game.

When my GF wants to watch her shows.... by rseBoogieManin funny

[–]vonguard -7 points-6 points ago

OMG, I cannot stand the housewives and mob wives and Bad Girls and those shows. I actually love reality tv where idiots are shown unedited, but the housewives and Bad Girls are just abominable. It's like My Super Sweet 16: Horrible people get everything they want.

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG, I forgot one FUCK MAURY POVICH! Holy living fuck! I don't think it is possible for me to care less about who's shitty, soon-to-be-in-solitary-for-life baby it is!

Day 1 | IPL4 Las Vegas | Quarter-Finals/Lower Round 1 | Live Update/Discussion Thread! by InsanitySKin leagueoflegends

[–]vonguard 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, they're dominating. Corki facecheck FTL

Screaming woman in Adams' Point by oakland-jakein oakland

[–]vonguard -3 points-2 points ago

Come to think of it, let's ,make this a "dirty pussy lady" thread. Anyone else remember her? Seen her lately? She used to hang out at 19th st. bart exit at Thomas Berkeley Way, and shout at people, man or woman "Bitch, yo pussy stank!"

Screaming woman in Adams' Point by oakland-jakein oakland

[–]vonguard -6 points-5 points ago

LOL. I love it when people post on /r/oakland asking about local loud noises. There's a screaming crazy woman on every other corner. You can bet it was some homeless crack addict, shouting about a broken pipe.

I am Bobcat Goldthwait. Ask Me Anything. by Bob_Goldthwaitin IAmA

[–]vonguard 0 points1 point ago

Well, they're the two who's actors are dead. Had to get them out of the way early.

I am Bobcat Goldthwait. Ask Me Anything. by Bob_Goldthwaitin IAmA

[–]vonguard 0 points1 point ago

I've always wanted to write Police Academy 8. In my plan for the script, I envision Zedd wandering into the Police Academy, where the old gang has been reassembled to save the academy after Comendant Lassard dies in a goldfish-related accident.

When Zedd appears, he's wearing twead and teaching Ph.D. poetry students at the local college. He's entirely calm, well-spoken, and generally only appears for some very drab, dull lines early in the movie.

Finally, in one of the last scenes, Mahoney and Zedd are alone for a moment, and Mohney asks "Zedd, what the hell man, you used to be so much fun, and now yer so straight. What happened to you?"

Zedd takes a moment, shakes his head, looks up at Mahoney and says "Man... I did a LOT of coke in the 80's... Like... a lot..."

And then they go off to avenge the guys who murdered Tackleberry and Hightower in the opening scenes.

If you don't want to date me . . . by Gurgi3in funny

[–]vonguard 0 points1 point ago

Is Workaholics coming back for a second season? Cause I fucking loved it.

I stuck my dick in a person with emotions and now she's trying to contact me!!! by TommyPainein circlejerk

[–]vonguard 1 point2 points ago

PUBLICLY SHAME THEM IN RECREATED IPHONE MESSAGE THREAD, PLZKTHX.

Hit tubs in oakland? by zomblinain oakland

[–]vonguard 1 point2 points ago

Have a hit, tubs.

Tonight in Oakland: Dance Dance Museum Revolution -- DDR party with Crashfaster by vonguardin oakland

[–]vonguard[S] 0 points1 point ago

It was indeed awesome and nerdy. We'll do it again soon.

Had 4 acrade-style dance pads, 4 home-styles, and about 7 light gun games up and running, alongside parappa and space channel 5.

Plus, Crashfaster!

Anyway, the MADE rules: http://www.themade.org

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