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What is the weirdest, most WTF thing your ex-GF/BF has done to you? by [deleted]in AskReddit

[–]tstorm1986 -1 points0 points ago

Let's see....

We both work at a bar, and she used to work Monday's and I didn't. Found out she used to go play beer pong after work sometimes with a whole bunch of male customers and decided it "wasn't a big deal" which is why she never told me.

Another Monday she stayed a friend's house, is what she told me.... her car wasn't there or at her apartment. Made up some story about driving to the pizza shop and then walking back...

Purposely tried to make me jealous by hanging all over a guy... while I was bouncing and couldn't do anything about it.

Hid her ex's number in her phone under a girl's name and was texting him.

And the best one... as I was leaving work one night, I watched her ex drive past me, with her in the passenger seat. I called her up, asked where she was and what she was doing. "I'm walking to the Red Apple (convenience store) to get a snack." So I think to myself... maybe I'm seeing things, give her the benefit of the doubt, whatever. I'll just go meet her and we can walk home together. I get to the store a block away and she's not there. Call her up and she says she took a route that makes no sense....now I'm suspicious. I go sit across the street to watch this. The friend's house she was at is to the left and so is our apartment. The ex's house is to the right. She comes walking out from the right. To this day, she still denies that she did anything wrong or suspicious that night.

My BF is gonna be my weekend sex slave. Help me come up with some fun stuff to make him do. by nintendoinnuendoin sex

[–]tstorm1986 57 points58 points ago

I hope you're gonna cook the guy a nice meal and get him some beer.

Worried my current relationship is turning into a repeat of my last relationship by classicstar28in relationships

[–]tstorm1986 -1 points0 points ago

To play devil's advocate... why does she need an engagement? Is OP that unsure of the relationship that she needs a new title?

To use myself as an example, girlfriend (for longer than a year) = fiance = wife. You get me regardless of what we are, and there is no difference in the way I treat you or behave depending on which you are.

It is just as easy to call off an engagement as it is to call off a relationship, and the fact that OP is uneasy about making a commitment without a return commitment is signs of other problems.

but is ready to talk about you dropping everything for him and moving across the country?

He has stated that he would like for me to come with him if he does go

It doesn't sound like he's demanding or anything.

What's the worst thing you've done while blacked out and didn't know about it until someone told you the next day? by 101lessonsin AskReddit

[–]tstorm1986 1 point2 points ago

My roommate was with me. He filled me in the next day.

Deadlift 440lb x 37 reps look easy by persianninjain Fitness

[–]tstorm1986 0 points1 point ago

Hey, the whole gang's here!

What does where I hang out matter?

Deadlift 440lb x 37 reps look easy by persianninjain Fitness

[–]tstorm1986 -6 points-5 points ago

I just pulled 555 on Wednesday... maybe I should mod r/weightroom.

Edit: and I wasn't talking shit. I was just saying I wasn't impressed and stating my reasons why.

Deadlift 440lb x 37 reps look easy by persianninjain Fitness

[–]tstorm1986 -6 points-5 points ago

Then he ought to understand where I'm coming from.

Would you rather be happy or right? by [deleted]in AskReddit

[–]tstorm1986 1 point2 points ago

Being right makes me happy.

Why do men feel the need to suck on women's breasts during sex? by myrealgrandparentsin AskReddit

[–]tstorm1986 0 points1 point ago

True fact. I can make my gf orgasm just by playing with her nipples.

Deadlift 440lb x 37 reps look easy by persianninjain Fitness

[–]tstorm1986 -15 points-14 points ago

No thanks. I'll just go back to /r/weightroom, where the real men lift.

Have you ever got into a physical fight and if so why? by Biskit49in AskReddit

[–]tstorm1986 1 point2 points ago

Yes. Kind of. Stubborn drunk patron didn't want to leave the bar on his own.

What's the worst thing you've done while blacked out and didn't know about it until someone told you the next day? by 101lessonsin AskReddit

[–]tstorm1986 2 points3 points ago

Called my mom and told her I had a knife and was going to stab someone. I didn't have a knife, or a reason to stab anyone.

Deadlift 440lb x 37 reps look easy by persianninjain Fitness

[–]tstorm1986 -16 points-15 points ago

...he only got 4-6" of bounceback on each lift. He also wasn't locking out his back. Legs maybe but doesn't look like his back until past rep #20. Not impressed. ಠ_ಠ

When you have ID but your friend doesn't. by Carlfmin AskReddit

[–]tstorm1986 2 points3 points ago

OK... so it's a retarded store policy then.

When you have ID but your friend doesn't. by Carlfmin AskReddit

[–]tstorm1986 2 points3 points ago

I'm pretty sure it's the law. There has never been a single case where anyone in my group of friends has bought alcohol and only one person has been carded. Might vary by state, though.

What is a good way to get your employees, who are good friends of yours, to work harder and stop bullshitting so much? by the_red_phonein AskReddit

[–]tstorm1986 1 point2 points ago

Depends on what kind of friends they are. Can you lead by example? If you're jerkin off, they will too. But if they notice you working hard, they might be guilted into working too.

When driving, what is something other drivers do that makes you fly into a rage every time? by archangel09in AskReddit

[–]tstorm1986 1 point2 points ago

Passing at 0.5mph faster than the car in the right lane.

Making me pass you on the right.

When you have ID but your friend doesn't. by Carlfmin AskReddit

[–]tstorm1986 2 points3 points ago

The laws are pretty retarded like that. For example, you can buy alcohol with your obviously underage kid in tow. But your underage friend? Nope.

When you have ID but your friend doesn't. by Carlfmin AskReddit

[–]tstorm1986 1 point2 points ago

If they walked away and he came back alone, they could legally sell him the alcohol.

It seems though, as if he understood the situation and what would happen with her not having her ID, and he chose to be a douche instead of playing along.

My car revs super loudly any time I change gears, am I doing something wrong? by gweezerin AskReddit

[–]tstorm1986 14 points15 points ago

You need to take your foot off the gas when you clutch.

What the hell happened to Google today? by CoffeeholicAnonymousin AskReddit

[–]tstorm1986 0 points1 point ago

What's wrong with Google?

Women: Why are you such pigs in public bathrooms? by redditor_xyzin AskReddit

[–]tstorm1986 1 point2 points ago

I'm gonna get pics from the men's room and the women's room in my bar this weekend and post them. The women's room is DISGUSTING. Blood spattered on the floor, bloody tampons just thrown around. One time a chick even left a shit without flushing...

The worst we get in the men's room is a little piss on the floor.

What should I get my dying Grandfather for Christmas? by HowsTricksMurphyin AskReddit

[–]tstorm1986 9 points10 points ago

He doesn't need material things, and he probably doesn't want them either.

Just spend as much time as possible with him. Put the cellphone and computer away and just talk, go for a walk, anything. Take him somewhere that has special meaning for him.

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