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Reddit, what is the most powerful image you have ever seen? by tokerjoker11in AskReddit

[–]tomparker -3 points-2 points ago

Parkour in its lowest form...

Reddit, what is the most powerful image you have ever seen? by tokerjoker11in AskReddit

[–]tomparker 1 point2 points ago

The first live video of the launch of an Apollo Lunar Module from the surface of the moon.

I have an unquenchable taste for A.1. Steak Sauce but get tired of eating steak all the time. by tomparkerin firstworldproblems

[–]tomparker[S] 0 points1 point ago

More importantly, how do you spell it?

I have an unquenchable taste for A.1. Steak Sauce but get tired of eating steak all the time. by tomparkerin firstworldproblems

[–]tomparker[S] 0 points1 point ago

I believe there are traces of A.1. Sauce in raisins as well.

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I have an unquenchable taste for A.1. Steak Sauce but get tired of eating steak all the time. (self.firstworldproblems)

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The wheels make the ca (i.imgur.com)

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Fabric of Life (i.imgur.com)

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What is your "never again" brand, item, store, or restaurant ? by radbrad7in AskReddit

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Individually wrapped Saltine Crackers at a late-night mid-city diner. The wrappers cling to my sleeves and ruin my Edward Hopper moments.

What is your "never again" brand, item, store, or restaurant ? by radbrad7in AskReddit

[–]tomparker 0 points1 point ago

I got half-frozen nuked Riblets.

What is your "never again" brand, item, store, or restaurant ? by radbrad7in AskReddit

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Had a friend who used to drive home for lunch, dump a can of his kid's Spaghetti-Os into a colander, rinse off the sauce, and add pesto.

Obviously a lady's man, in Burlington, Vermont yet. Only missing: Hung like a horse; tongue like a buggy whip. by tomparkerin pics

[–]tomparker[S] 1 point2 points ago

What? No truck nuts?

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Obviously a lady's man, in Burlington, Vermont yet. Only missing: Hung like a horse; tongue like a buggy whip. (i.imgur.com)

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Cline Tasting..... (i.imgur.com)

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saw this guy on my way home. Need an explanation. by solocollectionin pics

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It's a chair.

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Dropping the Gauntlet: Hard Boiled Egg Containing Ham or Bacon Challenge, The Bar Has Been Set to LOW... (i.imgur.com)

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Is this the greatest photoshop ever or is she frozen in time? by Laughingstokin WTF

[–]tomparker 0 points1 point ago

..or both?

What is your favorite word that makes up a different word when you read it backwards? Mine is boobytrap. by Trentapooin AskReddit

[–]tomparker 470 points471 points ago

Nice, but you wrote it backwards.

Today, I sang a duet through my kitchen window with a stranger in the adjacent building singing through his bathroom window. Have you ever formed an unexpected bond with a totally random person? by mixigsin AskReddit

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Yes, when I flash my lights at a driver in oncoming traffic who I know is approaching a speed trap. And even more flirting, when I flash at someone at night with their brights on. Most fleeting of all: the unwritten bond we all have with oncoming drivers to not bestow obliteration upon us both by simply shifting three feet in the wrong direction as we pass head-on.....

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What's Sonoma You? Shut Uppa You Face... (i.imgur.com)

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My first roasted chicken; a weeks worth of food only $17 by gobostonein food

[–]tomparker 7 points8 points ago

I'd suggest cooking it first. Brings out the flavor.

Seychelles Giant Tortoise by ilovefoodpornin herpetology

[–]tomparker -1 points0 points ago

I like turtles.

Ze irrelevant elephant. by alexpvsin funny

[–]tomparker 0 points1 point ago

Malelephant or benelephant?

Should cars have a "sorry" signal for when you accidentally pull a dick move? by BadWolf359in AskReddit

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I met a nice lady in Vegas who already has one...

The best view on any camping trip by Howard_Campbellin pics

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There's gotta be a merit badge in there somewhere...

FTFY by tnuts420in funny

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