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Why are we looking for exoplanets? by antistaticin askscience

[–]tobionly 2 points3 points ago

Because there are exoplanets...

The 3rd annual Global reddit Meetup Day is on June 23rd! Start Organizing! by kickme444in blog

[–]tobionly 68 points69 points ago*

it's ok, I'm bringing my mom... she even posted to gonewild once...

I have to thank Reddit for finally learning about my skin condition. This is for you guys. by bastard_thoughtin pics

[–]tobionly 2 points3 points ago*

what is this condition called? I have it since almost 25 years and never knew what it is

edit:saw the wikipedia article... wow, just wow...

Well played, Matt Groening.. by tobionlyin funny

[–]tobionly[S] 0 points1 point ago

my apologies to /r/simpsons , I've not subscribed it.. Also, I'm european so i pirated the episode but hadn't time to watch it till yesterday..

This Bullsh#t by razkalin WTF

[–]tobionly 0 points1 point ago

absolutely bullshit, you can't even buy stuff with the reddit novelty dollars..

A ship carrying ships by leegethasin pics

[–]tobionly 0 points1 point ago*

where did you get that ship? oh that... fell of a ship ship...

Dear all porn sites. [SFW] by TheAverageLunchboxin funny

[–]tobionly 15 points16 points ago

Klaus... I bet it's a creepy ass german dude...

Dear all porn sites. [SFW] by TheAverageLunchboxin funny

[–]tobionly 19 points20 points ago

Erowid Cannabis Vault : Spirituality : Resurrection of the Higher Self by Nomnomnomitronin tryptonaut

[–]tobionly 1 point2 points ago

/r/bakedyoga , but sadly there isn't much going on there..

It was crazy by wickzin trees

[–]tobionly 4 points5 points ago

In 2008, during the time of the Beijing olympics I was in Thailand with a friend. So, for a week we stayed in a bungalow park on Ko-Phangan. Our bungalow was apart from the others, with the porch facing the jungle (well, more a tropical forest, but jungle sounds so adventurous..)

Anyways, so we were sitting on the porch, minding our own business, tripping balls on mushrooms when all of a sudden one of us said something like "wouldn't it be cool if there were cameras in the forest and they would just show us instead of the olympics?"

Ten to fifteen minutes later, we came to the only logical conclusion that this was in fact the case. Yes, we were 100% positive that pictures of us, sitting on that porch, were broadcasted live around the globe. With two sports commentators commenting on every move ( ".. looks like tobi tries to get another sip of ice tea, he grabs the can... HE TAKES A SIP! ... look at his face, i bet it tastes like rainbows and happy music")

Sometimes, I like to think that just maybe it was true, but nobody ever told us..

Most Germans own a second property... by frontpagedominationin funny

[–]tobionly 200 points201 points ago

and soccer

How do you answer your phone? by makesureimjewishin AskReddit

[–]tobionly 1 point2 points ago

FÜHRERBUNKER!

We all do Dewey... we all do. by BaKdGoOdZ0203in trees

[–]tobionly 0 points1 point ago

maybe I'm a little late, but show some love for this

Rusko - Love is Real by stevedrumsin realdubstep

[–]tobionly 0 points1 point ago

ahh, one of my all time favorites!

From now on, I'll pre-roll. by Goddayyumin Drugs

[–]tobionly 2 points3 points ago

yeah, dropping the weed for the 100th time and simply don't care. Or, spend 20 minutes staring at the bud in awe, following the recursive fractal patterns

Well butter my bread and call me Fureur. by ALoafPincherin WTF

[–]tobionly 0 points1 point ago

I have to know where i can get a hitler toaster!

#YOLO by BeMoreChillin Drugs

[–]tobionly 4 points5 points ago

I kinda did this to get out of military service (in germany)

Who wants to be a mod. by Chris-Tin realitianity

[–]tobionly 0 points1 point ago

Because then I could say I'm a bishop! (..pope?)

What things do you know about your roommate that they don't know you know? by Pfrubbyin AskReddit

[–]tobionly 10 points11 points ago

you know how to turn me on...

An incident at work just prompted me to ask this question. What is the most inappropriate or TMI thing a coworker has ever said to you. NSFW by SrslyYouTooin AskReddit

[–]tobionly -1 points0 points ago

At first I read "One of my balls smells really awful after a good day at work", like "..the other one smells fine though"

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