Five Reasons Why MST3K's Joel Is Better than Mike and Vice Versa

MrSpite · 1 month

"Who's that guy with the biiiig head?"

iWatchNewGirlonFOX · 1 month

Very true. It's also true for everything ever advertised. Ever.

screwmaths · 3 months

Initi- (bomp, bomp) -ation well, you make me (bomp, bomp) feel so swell..

h1p1n3 · 3 months

Here's how it usually goes with me:

them: So, where are you from, originally?
me: I'm from upstate NY.
them: Oh, like Albany?
me: No, Plattsburgh, more north.
them: Like, near Buffalo? me: No, way more north.
them: Rochester??
me: No.
them: Niagara Falls???
me: Nevermind.

h1p1n3 · 3 months

True. Plattsburgh: now we're talking upstate.

willywalloo · 4 months

He had me at CHUGGA.

v0ite · 4 months

Cool, so "I usually lurk, but... " is the new "It's my reddit birthday, so... " Thanks a lurk!

man_in_the_mirra · 4 months

Speaking of seamen on the poopdeck, how about Rick Santorum coming from behind in Iowa?

mbuck91 · 5 months

Dicks, all the way up.

djtrentt · 6 months

oops, stupid autocorrect. fixed, thanks.

djtrentt · 6 months

Were you trying to decide if "Minecraft Mob" or "Minecraft Mafia" sounded better, and then just fuck it up by posting "Mob Mafia"?

corndrop · 6 months

Involuntarily shivered, not because I'm cold, but because I'm not as warm as that cat.

andreidp · 6 months

Probably something like this.

duckroll197 · 7 months

Please, please, PLEASE let this be the new style to replace "sagging pants/boxers showing."

415PHANTOM · 7 months

Yeah, tell me about it.

umami · 7 months

Me-ow-ow-OW! OW!

I_Am_Brian_Fellow · 7 months

I think your problem is that your watch switches wrists on your way to work.

thatisRON · 7 months

She's actually on X in this commercial and thinks the fortune tellers booth is a toilet, walks in, poops, then leaves. They just cut a lot of that out in the American version, that's why it doesn't make sense.

Not_Bananas · 8 months

As close as I could get.

MystX · 8 months

DP, OP? OOP! OOOOOO!

Urgoz · 8 months

Your girlfriend likes shampoo. Life is tough sometimes.

evilgeniusz · 8 months

The hyperbole in this post's title is worse than Hitler.

Terriblious · 8 months

I don't understand. Where's the streetsmart, sassy stick-figure guy that tells me to throw away my preconceived notions of how to make a pizza in the first place?

thejesseb · 8 months

Hey look, someone posted this pic again.

lobstercombine · 8 months

Is it magnetic? Please say it's magnetic.

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