How about a Laser Vinyl Player ?

willywalloo · 21 days

He had me at CHUGGA.

v0ite · 25 days

Cool, so "I usually lurk, but... " is the new "It's my reddit birthday, so... " Thanks a lurk!

man_in_the_mirra · 1 month

Speaking of seamen on the poopdeck, how about Rick Santorum coming from behind in Iowa?

mbuck91 · 1 month

Dicks, all the way up.

djtrentt · 2 months

oops, stupid autocorrect. fixed, thanks.

djtrentt · 2 months

Were you trying to decide if "Minecraft Mob" or "Minecraft Mafia" sounded better, and then just fuck it up by posting "Mob Mafia"?

corndrop · 2 months

Involuntarily shivered, not because I'm cold, but because I'm not as warm as that cat.

andreidp · 2 months

Probably something like this.

duckroll197 · 3 months

Please, please, PLEASE let this be the new style to replace "sagging pants/boxers showing."

415PHANTOM · 3 months

Yeah, tell me about it.

umami · 3 months

Me-ow-ow-OW! OW!

I_Am_Brian_Fellow · 4 months

I think your problem is that your watch switches wrists on your way to work.

thatisRON · 4 months

She's actually on X in this commercial and thinks the fortune tellers booth is a toilet, walks in, poops, then leaves. They just cut a lot of that out in the American version, that's why it doesn't make sense.

Not_Bananas · 4 months

As close as I could get.

MystX · 4 months

DP, OP? OOP! OOOOOO!

Urgoz · 4 months

Your girlfriend likes shampoo. Life is tough sometimes.

evilgeniusz · 4 months

The hyperbole in this post's title is worse than Hitler.

Terriblious · 4 months

I don't understand. Where's the streetsmart, sassy stick-figure guy that tells me to throw away my preconceived notions of how to make a pizza in the first place?

thejesseb · 4 months

Hey look, someone posted this pic again.

lobstercombine · 4 months

Is it magnetic? Please say it's magnetic.

kickme444 · 4 months

I understand. In balloons, we have a name. His name is Snoo.

angrymole · 4 months

Same here. I was all "What? How are you going to clear four lines with THAT? It can't go there, or there, or...oh, yes, sex, very clever."

trixter192 · 5 months

OP is just begging for an upper-decker.

shazpot · 5 months

Popeye's a bytch.

JEL415 · 5 months

Was half-expecting this.

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