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Today was my first day without any withdrawal symptoms from heroin. Reddit, what was your proudest moment? by IM_HOMELESS_BITCHin AskReddit

[–]throwaway123454321 0 points1 point ago

Today is the culmination of 16 years of childhood dreams, as I graduated from medical school this morning - first in my family with a degree, only doctor in either side of my family.

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Am I right in thinking this could have interesting implications for TSCC? by molecularbioguyin exmormon

[–]throwaway123454321 2 points3 points ago

I'm pretty sure City Creek does have to pay property taxes... There was a post about this a few weeks ago...

Am I right in thinking this could have interesting implications for TSCC? by molecularbioguyin exmormon

[–]throwaway123454321 0 points1 point ago

Probably not, because the churches property are all used for religious purposes. The people in this article had an apartment complex that wasn't paying property taxes, but had nothing to do with their actual heh services.

All Deseret Book locations pay property taxes because they are business- albeit religious ones.

Today my girlfriend told me that she would never have kids with a guy with tattoos because she doesn't want her kids born with the tattoos of the father, as if they were passed genetically. What are some ridiculous science-related ridiculous misconceptions you've had the displeasure to observe? by oldspicerolldadicein AskReddit

[–]throwaway123454321 1 point2 points ago

Well, their reasoning is that your body's reaction to things is beneficial. Tears with an eye infection, getting a fever with a bacteria infection, diarrhea with a viral infection. These are responses by your body to help clear those things. So their reasoning is, giving you something in low-doses that stimulates that symptom - fever, diarrhea, tearing eyes- it will help you resolve it. They believe every symptom is a manifestation of your body trying to rid itself of something.

It's stupid to us now, particularly because it goes against the proven science of the pharmacological dosing curve and doesn't have any science to back it up, but it can make sense to the uneducated in the same way that if someone weighs the same as a duck, then are made of wood, qed --> a witch.

My vag leaks seminal fluid after sex. Abnormal? by throwww_awayyyin TwoXChromosomes

[–]throwaway123454321 14 points15 points ago

The vagina isn't a sponge. What goes up must come down. If there's a lot coming out (no pun intended), then it's cause he's making a large donation to you.

We always keep rags in a drawer next to the bed for when we do it without condoms. Just keep it there for a minute and for the walk to the bathroom and let gravity take control over the toilet.

How to spot a rebel missionary by Epoxyburnin exmormon

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"[t]he worst sinners, according to Jesus, are not the harlots and publicans, but the religious leaders with their insistence on proper dress and grooming, their careful observance of all the rules, their precious concern for status-symbols, their strict legality, their pious patriotism. Longhairs, beards, and necklaces, LSD and and rock, Big Sur and Woodstock, come and go, but Babylon is always there: rich, respectable, immovable.... We want to be vindicated in our position and to know that the world is on our side as we all join in a chorus of righteous denunciation; the haircut becomes the test of virtue in a world where Satan deceives and rules by appearances."

Nibley, "What is Zion?," in What Is Zion? Joseph Smith Lecture Series, 1972-73 (Provo, UT; Brigham Young University Press, 1973)

How to spot a rebel missionary by Epoxyburnin exmormon

[–]throwaway123454321 2 points3 points ago

What you don't realize was during that pause, he was receiving revelation from God about the coats. Isn't it great to know that God still inspires people just like he did in Moses day!?

It warms my heart to know that redditors volunteer at animal shelters. by brosiusrain funny

[–]throwaway123454321 11 points12 points ago

Look up Adam Sandlers Red Hooded Sweatshirt song, and everything will fall into place.

Why airplane bathrooms have ashtrays by TheAlphaNerdin TrueReddit

[–]throwaway123454321 5 points6 points ago

Which is pretty much how I see abortion too. I don't think anyone LIKES abortion - I see it as a tragic necessity for a lot of people. But whether or not abortion is legal, abortions will still occur. But women who are poorer or less educated (ie more vulnerable) who want an abortion will end up trying less sanitary or medically safe ways of making it happen.

Same reason I want to make prostitution legal. It's never going away, so legalize it and make it safe so they aren't doing it for drugs or because they have no other options, so they can't report abuse from Johns or pimps because they fear they'd get put in jail also.

Black bully taunting white kid in locker room. Gets absolutely demolished. by mrm3x1canin JusticePorn

[–]throwaway123454321 5 points6 points ago

How about "bully gets taken down". Is the race important in this context?

I don't know what to say.. by suntansup3rmanin WTF

[–]throwaway123454321 15 points16 points ago

What a wonderful phrase!

Beaumont, Texas. by Microsofttin funny

[–]throwaway123454321 0 points1 point ago

My wife did a Mormon mission in Texas, and spent most of her time in visor. She's told me some funny stories about people there.

Brother is a non believer! Help me pick an episode he will like by pinballwizard16in futurama

[–]throwaway123454321 1 point2 points ago

Well, at 810 days, it's not really a throwaway anymore. It started off that well, and became self aware.

What are your Mormon pet peeves? by 089786in exmormon

[–]throwaway123454321 0 points1 point ago

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Reposting a cover of indignantatheist's song "Atheist Hymn" because I really love this it (originally posted last year, so lots of new people can check it out now!) by sweetmisskatein exmormon

[–]throwaway123454321 0 points1 point ago

Well I know about the one other MoM account, and you have certainly made some great submission with that one.

I am autistic. They said I would never graduate, but I did! by space_boatin pics

[–]throwaway123454321 0 points1 point ago

Congratulations fellow Ute alumni! I graduated in 2006! Go utes!

What's the funniest censored-for-tv line from a movie you've heard? by sumshin AskReddit

[–]throwaway123454321 -1 points0 points ago

Backdraft:

Kurt Russell: fuck you! Becomes Forget-it, you!

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