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Puritanically covered BYU student accused of immodesty has been offered a modeling job for a Utah-based clothing store that specializes in modest clothing. by throwaway123454321in exmormon

[–]throwaway123454321[S] 3 points4 points ago

I saw their website, some of their clothes look downright sassy. They may cover the lengths, but the some of clothes show off nice figures.

Spotted at Whole Foods by javin666in atheism

[–]throwaway123454321 18 points19 points ago

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.

Regarding the Song "Joseph Smith American Moses" by Measure76in exmormon

[–]throwaway123454321 0 points1 point ago

Fuck your woman, fuck your man! It is all part of God's plan! Mormons fuck all that they can, here in Salt Lake City LAND!

THAAAA-AAAA-AAANK YOU GOD! NOW WE ARE FUCKING!

Hahaha, I LOVE that song!

Has anyone ever gotten at&t/apple to do an official unlock for their phone once their contract ended? by throwaway123454321in iphone

[–]throwaway123454321[S] 0 points1 point ago

I can't, unless I want to do the iPad baseband trick,causing me to lose gps and forever lose the ability to restore/upgrade.

Has anyone ever gotten at&t/apple to do an official unlock for their phone once their contract ended? by throwaway123454321in iphone

[–]throwaway123454321[S] 0 points1 point ago

yeah, it sucks, but it won't change unless we pressure lawmakers. If I'm not mistaken, European countries require providers to unlock a phone if requested after the contract is over.

best fake (non-Apple) bumper case? by danray22in iphone

[–]throwaway123454321 0 points1 point ago

Yup. I went to a CVS pharmacy and they had almost perfect replicas for 5$.

best fake (non-Apple) bumper case? by danray22in iphone

[–]throwaway123454321 0 points1 point ago

Cvs makes its own for 5$.

Republican bill in Virginia would require an ultrasound before a woman can have an abortion, so a Democratic state Senator wants there to be a compulsory 'digital rectal exam' for all viagra prescriptions to add 'a little gender equality.' by reddit4in news

[–]throwaway123454321 0 points1 point ago

Actually evidence has shown DRE to not be an effective exam. Unless you have a very compelling reason, you are more likely to do long term damage to someone by looking for prostate cancer than you are to find prostate cancer.

If you want to find out the actual numbers, visit www.thennt.com

It explains the "number needed to treat", and shows why DRE is a poor screen for prostate cancer.

How do you guys feel about hymns? by 089786in exmormon

[–]throwaway123454321 0 points1 point ago

EFY had some good songs, but now I find them insufferable.

How do you guys handle the sacrament?? by iLykeToitlesin exmormon

[–]throwaway123454321 0 points1 point ago

That's how I did the sacrement for years. Jesus was so angry at me for touching my peepee that I would put the bread in my mouth and then wipe it under the seat during the next prayer or spit it out into my hands and hide it. For the water, I'd put it to my lips but not drink and then quickly dump it before anyone noticed. I was still a guilt-ridden believer then.

The standard prayer.... ring any bells? by aristokittenin exmormon

[–]throwaway123454321 4 points5 points ago

That always bugged me. Bless their hands?

I prefer that line from the 40-year old virgin "I will pray for your cock"

The standard prayer.... ring any bells? by aristokittenin exmormon

[–]throwaway123454321 1 point2 points ago

Bahahahaha! This cracks me up every time. It's like prayers become a madlib and they're just filling in the blanks.

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