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Lindsay Lohan's vagina! LEAKED PHOTO. NSFW by bigben94in funny

[–]thesneakyone 0 points1 point ago

I just want it on record that I was calling my wife's hoo-haa The Sarlac before it was cool. That and "gaping flesh wound".

Just a passing thought...Anyone else find it a little coincidental that the three most well known public Scientologists (Tom Cruise, Will Smith, John Travolta) are all pretty heavily rumored to be gay? by thesneakyonein AskReddit

[–]thesneakyone[S] 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, for like years apparently. Just confirmed with my gay co-worker who spent 15 years in Hollywood as a waiter.

Just a passing thought...Anyone else find it a little coincidental that the three most well known public Scientologists (Tom Cruise, Will Smith, John Travolta) are all pretty heavily rumored to be gay? by thesneakyonein AskReddit

[–]thesneakyone[S] -2 points-1 points ago

So Scientology could possibly be a front for homosexual Hollywood actors to live their lifestyle away from public scrutiny. A lot of trouble for nothing if you ask me.

What is your all time favourite moment from The Simpsons? by m3taphorin AskReddit

[–]thesneakyone 1 point2 points ago

Australian: You call that a knife? (Whips out spoon) THAT'S a knife.

Bart: No it isn't, that's a spoon.

Australian: Alright, alright. I see you've played knifey-spoony before.

What is the most obscure fact that you've memorized? by darushman86in AskReddit

[–]thesneakyone 0 points1 point ago

Corinthians 1 Chapter 13 Verse 11 - When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child, but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

-Cereal Killer from the movie "Hackers"

Askreddit, what did you name your wireless router? by Turd_Sammichin AskReddit

[–]thesneakyone 0 points1 point ago

There is no try.

imgur: daughter's card when wife left me by tomtermitein pics

[–]thesneakyone 0 points1 point ago

Apparently. Well I hope (sincerely) that every upvote you get makes you think less about your divorce.

imgur: daughter's card when wife left me by tomtermitein pics

[–]thesneakyone -6 points-5 points ago

So you are exploiting your young daughter's letter, written only for you, for karma. You're a sorry individual.

Meeting my daughter's boyfriend for the first time today. Hard to resist the urge to mess with him a little. Any suggestions? by AMcNairin AskReddit

[–]thesneakyone 0 points1 point ago

Act totally normal and at random times throughout the night, get in his face and whisper, "This isn't real. You're in a coma. Wake up." Walk away and act normally.

New reddit CEO reporting for duty by yishanin blog

[–]thesneakyone 0 points1 point ago

When America finally got its independence, George Washington kicked some ass. Be my George Washington.

What's the most ridiculous lie you've ever got somebody to believe? by NineFeetUndergroundin AskReddit

[–]thesneakyone 0 points1 point ago

I convinced my grandmother that Seal's face was messed up because he was in an acid explosion at a science lab.

I died in a car accident in 1988. And then again 2 hours later at the hospital. I cannot find ANYTHING in history that says this happened. Can Reddit help? by thesneakyonein AskReddit

[–]thesneakyone[S] -1 points0 points ago

Not at all. Again, I used to think I was meant for something great, but that's sort of faded away. Still think I'm awesome, but I'm not expecting to become viceroy or something.

I died in a car accident in 1988. And then again 2 hours later at the hospital. I cannot find ANYTHING in history that says this happened. Can Reddit help? by thesneakyonein AskReddit

[–]thesneakyone[S] 0 points1 point ago

Please do, although, if one just read the newspaper, it was just a crash. Easily forgettable if you're not really into it.

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