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What are your favorite things to do with friends that are cheap, easy and instantly fun? by Noedelin AskReddit

[–]therewillbesnacks 0 points1 point ago

Drunken Scrabble Battle. Start out stone sober and a bottle of cheap liquor and/beer of your choice. Draw a letter. For the rest of the game, that letter is the 'magic' letter. Every time someone plays that letter, you have to take as many drinks/shots as the number of points that letter is worth.

Gets really hilarious after people are wasted, trying to spell and make up words.

Beastie Boys unaired Chappelle Show segment by jnslehmannin Music

[–]therewillbesnacks 0 points1 point ago

Awesome. I'm so glad I got to see them live. :)

And really Viacom? Do you know that MCA died a few days ago?

Dicks.

DAE consider cars near them on long road trips as traveling companions, then feel sad when they or you leave the highway? by samalex1701in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]therewillbesnacks 1 point2 points ago

I go on a lot of road trips, and this is something I always look forward to, because it almost always happens.

When we are inevitably separated, I'm always conflicted if I should wave or not.

Some lady rolled down her window, yelled obscenities at me, flipped me off, then crashed into a pole going 40mph. What instant karma in driving have you guys had? by xDerivativein AskReddit

[–]therewillbesnacks 0 points1 point ago

I was stuck in traffic downtown. There were a bunch of festivals and crap going on, so traffic was pretty hellacious.

Well this woman behind me decides she doesn't want to wait until traffic moves up in order to get into the right turn lane.

Her ass gets up on the curb and suddenly you hear a 'pop' and a 'whoosh' of air leaving her front passenger-side tire.

Serves you right you dumb, impatient idiot.

Yesterday, I scolded a stranger in a Subway. Have you ever had to publicly scold someone you didn't know? by grummlindsin AskReddit

[–]therewillbesnacks 0 points1 point ago*

I was at a show. This was a smaller show, and kind of a mellow, quiet band. I like to hang out round outer rims of the crowd.

Well, this huge group of mainly girls decides they are going to treat this music venue like a bar. They're standing around (about 7-8 of them) Talking at the top of their voice above the music, non0fucking-stop. With little screams, squeals and loud gales of laughter.

I finally turn around and say "Hey, am I in the wrong building?"

They just look blankly at me. I pause. "Because I thought that this was where the show was, not a crappy bar where I get to listen to good music being drowned out by your stupid, pointless conversation."

One of the girls actually had the nerve to look outraged. The two guys that were with just nodded and they slowly trickled out the door.

EDIT: This happened pretty recently.

I was in the drive through at a fast food restaurant with my boyfriend. We were behind a Nissan and it was pouring down rain. All of a sudden I see a tiny hand dart through a crack in the window and toss out a Coke can.

I was flabberghasted. Not only was this the 21st fucking century and someone was just tossing shit out of their car like we in the 1960s or something, but it was clearly the hand of a little kid!

I got out of the car (boyfriend was driving, obviously), in the rain, and picked up the can. I knocked on the window and the woman driving cracked the window a small bit. She just looked at me with the most bewildered expression. I smiled and said "I think you dropped this," and gestured to the terrified little boy in the back. I stuck the can through the crack in the window and went back to the car.

TIL that a Labrador Retriever service dog pulled his disabled owner into the recovery position after he was struck unconscious, then covered him with a blanket. Retrieved his mobile phone and pushed it against his face, and only left his owner to fetch help once he had regained consciousness. by Gunner08in todayilearned

[–]therewillbesnacks 1 point2 points ago*

The same exact rhetoric can be applied to cats. Many people get a cat because they don't want to deal with a dog, but they want a pet. They then proceed to ignore the damn thing or try to treat it like a dog.

I've had cats all my life and have never had one who scratched or bit me, unless if they were playing too rough. Bitchy cats are like agressive dogs: they haven't been socialized correctly. And cats are far closer relatives to their wild cousins than dogs are, so it takes a bit more attention and time. Like someone said earlier, if the owner goes into thinking 'meh, it's just a cat', the cat is going to think 'meh, just a person' because they haven't have the many thousands of years to forge an instinctual affection for humans that dogs have developed. All of my cats have been incredibly affectionate, full of personality, and the sweetest animals. In fact, two of my closest friends, who despised cats, now have cats of their own because of the cats that I've had.

This whole dog vs. cat thing is fucking infuriating. I'm a staunch animal lover, dog or cat. The only reason I don't own a dog is because I don't have the time or space to ensure that it would be truly happy. My cats are fucking awesome because I love the shit out of them. That, my friend, is the truth of pretty much every animal.

EDIT: So many typos....

My friends Taco Bell order....niiiiice by zeldanerd86in trees

[–]therewillbesnacks 2 points3 points ago

I thought the same. I would have ordered $95 worth of delicious CGCs...

DAE get super pissed when someone assumes you're sad because you're quiet? by loppa1123in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]therewillbesnacks 6 points7 points ago

I work in a restaurant. I smile and am pleasant to my customers. However, for some reason when I'm not smiling while I'm walking around, or going to god damn Hobart (the dish washer, basically), people are telling me "smile!", "what's wrong?", etc.

Really? You want me to walk around grinning like a fucking idiot? ALL THE TIME?

Is long hair attractive? by megbin AskMen

[–]therewillbesnacks 0 points1 point ago

Not a guy, but my boyfriend is pretty much the reason i cut my hair pixie style. He hated my long hair. For various reasons. That was about 2 years ago and I'm still rocking the pixie. I'm smaller and have the bone structure for it. It's hot on me.

In short, guys will like what makes you look good. My long hair wasn't working for me and I had it primarily because that's what I thought dudes wanted. Not so much.

Is long hair attractive? by megbin AskMen

[–]therewillbesnacks 0 points1 point ago

Aw. I'm not a lesbian. :(

"Oh my *GOD*, is that what support feels like?? It's so *warm* and *nice*....." by I_bang_nerdy_boysin AskMen

[–]therewillbesnacks 2 points3 points ago

This is sooooo true. I have been in an extremely happy relationship for ober three years now. Why am I happy? Because it is easy. We just get along. We are happy together. It seems simple, but it's just that. Sure, there are arguments from time to time, but no drag-out fights. Just recently I was upset with him because I started calling him after work like he does every night with me. I noticed I wasn't getting the same attentiom from him as I would give to him. You know what I did? "Hey baby, I'd appreiate it that when I call you, you turn the basketball game on mute or push the computer away for those few minutes. I want to hear your voice after a tough day at work. I do the same for you." And you know what happened? And apology and a change in behavoir. That is considered a miracle in the eyes of most people I know.

What does it mean when a guy calls a girl "cute"? by pinkerlisain AskMen

[–]therewillbesnacks 0 points1 point ago

Ha! I asked my boyfriend this a few years ago, and he said almost exactly the same thing.

What is the dumbest thing you have ever gotten into trouble for? I'll start by redlightnetherlandsin AskReddit

[–]therewillbesnacks 1 point2 points ago

I once got in trouble in art class in the fourth grade for not drawing my lion correctly. It was only way more correct than those other amateurs. My teacher called my mom telling her that I was trying to make the other students feel bad.

What is the dumbest thing you have ever gotten into trouble for? I'll start by redlightnetherlandsin AskReddit

[–]therewillbesnacks 1 point2 points ago

I got detention once for chewing gum on the bus. I didn't even spit it out or anything.

Also, I was eating a vending machine snack before class started. My teacher told me to throw it away. I had just gotten it. So instead I stepped outside and finished it. When I came back in, like a minute later, she handed me a copy of my 'write up'.

First World Problems by [deleted]in AdviceAnimals

[–]therewillbesnacks 1 point2 points ago

The Point: The US is not the bastion of liberty, freedom, and equality that it's made out to be for the rest of the world. It is not The Best Country on Earth any longer (if it ever really was). The American Dream is swiftly slipping from the hands of many who are at the age to attain it. Disillusionment with what their parents grew up telling them is what is pissing off the youth, not that they don't have enough shit.

TIL Sweden Offers 480 Days of Paid Maternity (and Paternity) Leave by pulsewavein todayilearned

[–]therewillbesnacks 4 points5 points ago

Sweden is not socialist, if that's what you're getting at.

Just saw this kind fellow perched above the Krog Street tunnel during my bike ride by Maschinenbauin Atlanta

[–]therewillbesnacks 0 points1 point ago

The combo of the setting with the strange man is just wonderful.

Only in Atlanta...

Fbook, you asked for it, so I had to give it to you. Seriously though, if birth control was a solely male expense, we wouldn't be HAVING this conversation! by selkie_3in TwoXChromosomes

[–]therewillbesnacks 3 points4 points ago

I get free birth control from local county health clinic. And I live in Georgia, the Bible belt, if you will. So. I'm confused.

I thought /r/sex would enjoy this infographic: 3 teens get pregnant every 2 minutes in the US, and a whole lot more. by gvoakesin sex

[–]therewillbesnacks 2 points3 points ago

Yeah. I live in Georgia. That's the bible belt right there. Although there was a lot of scare tactics were used, and it was pretty obvious that just wanted you to be abstinent, but they would say "but... just in case you lose your mind and want to be a total slut..." and told us about different contraceptive measures.

Not really as comprehensive as your own, but I wouldn't call it abstinence only.

My rules for reading. What are yours? by [deleted]in books

[–]therewillbesnacks 2 points3 points ago

I'm so glad the Abhorsen books are getting some love. I thought I was the only one!

For people that eat eggs on a daily basis.... by Musabiin Fitness

[–]therewillbesnacks 0 points1 point ago

It's one of those simple things...

Whats a commonly taught fact that your personal experience has consistently proven wrong? by gradeahonkyin AskReddit

[–]therewillbesnacks 0 points1 point ago

Pursuing what you love is never easy. Even if what you love is being a doctor. You still have years of school that's tough and taxing. And even though you'll be making gobs of money almost guaranteed afterwards, the job itself is not easy.

It's not easy being an artist. You have to starve for awhile, but if you really do fucking love it, it will pay off.

No one really loves answering phone calls to bitchy people all day or filling out expense reports do they?

Whats a commonly taught fact that your personal experience has consistently proven wrong? by gradeahonkyin AskReddit

[–]therewillbesnacks 0 points1 point ago

Or any major. I'm a biology/anthro major, my boyfriend is an English major. He's buried by books and papers it seems like even more so than I am.

I'm working and so is he and we can barely make enough money with school to move out. It sucks, but the summers... the summers are awesome.

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