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LPT: When visiting a foreign area always buy a local newspaper even if you can't read it to avoid pickpockets preying on tourists. by DonQuixoteWindmillin LifeProTips

[–]testmypatience 1 point2 points ago

I want a fake wallet fully equipped with a tazer that activates when they open the wallet therefor knocking them down so I can laugh at them.

Startup costs and todo list by PolishedIvoryin RideAlongDisciple

[–]testmypatience 0 points1 point ago

In the future instead of buying clipart you could look at the clipart powerpoint offers. They have gradients and glow and all sorts of junk...

Also there are some insanely good free resources for backgrounds, textures, icons, etc. that are allowed for commercial use.

Try: http://www.smashingmagazine.com and google a bit

I'm going big. by PolishedIvoryin RideAlongDisciple

[–]testmypatience 0 points1 point ago

So this wasn't the original plan? I have no idea why people would not want to spread their websites and businesses all over the country if they are doing well. Seems like common thought process.

We made a Voltron USB drive recently...figured I'd just leave this here. by u4getsoeasyin shutupandtakemymoney

[–]testmypatience 0 points1 point ago

Should make some drives that look like hotwheels cars. I made a custom one a while back and cut the car in half using a dremel and installed a usb inside. That way one half was the cap and it could still be pushed around. People loved it.

I think it could be a good seller if you could find cars to put them in.

Wanna bang that girl who has a bf? by testmypatiencein seduction

[–]testmypatience[S] -1 points0 points ago

Your response is always this way so I will disregard it as usual. Me and you might as well just not respond to each other haha.

Wanna bang that girl who has a bf? by testmypatiencein seduction

[–]testmypatience[S] -1 points0 points ago

The end to that is going to be hilarious.

Six-Figure Businesses Built for Less Than $100 by rainbowturkeyin Entrepreneur

[–]testmypatience 7 points8 points ago

They cook the brown into a nice smooth drink...

Wanna bang that girl who has a bf? by testmypatiencein seduction

[–]testmypatience[S] -1 points0 points ago

The best will not sleep with other people's SOs so yes they are mutually exclusive concepts. It is similar to douches vs alphas. Which is better? The alpha of course. Doesn't change the fact that douches get girls too. Sleeping with other people's SOs drags down your level of expertise.

Wanna bang that girl who has a bf? by testmypatiencein seduction

[–]testmypatience[S] 0 points1 point ago

Standards are important to seduction. It is relevant because of that. It isn't about ethical dilemmas except for honor and shit to yourself. If it has "moral" implecations that is something else. I made sure that I expressed that a number of times.

What's your best response to the "I have a boyfriend" line? by relevantobscurityin seduction

[–]testmypatience 3 points4 points ago

As a person who aligns with the concept of polyamoury, I say fuck you.

I have nothing against polyamoury. I have something against people who decieve their partner. You need to pay better attention before you freak the hell out.

What's your best response to the "I have a boyfriend" line? by relevantobscurityin seduction

[–]testmypatience -3 points-2 points ago

Let's go with this:

Do you really want to fuck a girl that is shitty enough a person to cheat on her boyfriend? Yes? Then you need to reavaluate yourself there buddy. If you would fuck a girl that has a man then that isn't saying much for your standards of who you fuck.

What's your best response to the "I have a boyfriend" line? by relevantobscurityin seduction

[–]testmypatience 0 points1 point ago

This is the type of response that makes people hate /r/seduction and rightly so. Just no.

Mounted combat to arrive in 1.6 update!! by prestonbrowniein skyrim

[–]testmypatience 0 points1 point ago

I want to scalp, pike peoples heads, etc. Also would love it if they added assasins creed kind of shit. Maybe also add in some better fighting skills. Maybe getting trained by ninjas or something.

So lame but I'm having trouble with other dudes.. by thaway1in seduction

[–]testmypatience 1 point2 points ago

I don't see any fault in my method. I always have gotten a positive experience out of it. I have tried fucked up things to see what happens because I find human nature to be very different from what we think it would be. Example:

I asked a ridiculous amount of blond girls what their natural hair color was. Many were with their boyfriends. They were proud and said things like: "Me and my sister got our hair colored together. I used to be a red head and wanted a change. Do you like it?" "Oh haha it used to be brown." I thought I would get my ass beat. I didn't and got a great fun conversation.

I don't see a problem with asking. I bet the guy last night at the bar wishes he would have asked quickly. A guy came and sat with me, my fiance, and my other guy friend. He introduced himself and tried befriending us before talking to her and even ignored her question while he talked to me and my guy friend. I could see what was going on from his approach and thought it funny to distance myself from appearing to be with my fiance. He was so baffled and seemed very confused. Eventually he figured out she was with me because she seemed very intent on listening to me when I spoke. She is great. So he finally asks if we are a couple. After he found out he shortly after jetisoned saying he was going to go talk to a girl he was trying to bang. It was hilarious. My girl didn't even know that was the plan he had but me and my guy friend could see it from the start. Good times.

So lame but I'm having trouble with other dudes.. by thaway1in seduction

[–]testmypatience 0 points1 point ago

I don't have any sources except for knowing that getting your windpipe crushed seems quite easy yet most people defend their neck like crazy. A quick punch to the throat seems very sure to kill someone if the punch is anything more than a tap to temporarily knock em out.

Technically, it's a spherical configuration of axially-polarized N42 neodymium, but it's more like a ball of wibbly wobbly, magnety wagnety ... stuff. by BerickCookin engineering

[–]testmypatience 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure I want to post pictures of what I have worked on... it's the kind of thing that gets you erased from history...

Your Best Of LPT: What LPT Did You Adopt After Reading It Here, That Has Changed Your Life? by Necronomiconomicsin LifeProTips

[–]testmypatience 3 points4 points ago

Why does it matter to peel the banana a different way?

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