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Breaking news by ElderCunninghamin funny

[–]tastesliketurtles 1 point2 points ago

"God damnit, Jake. This is why I said you can't bring your cat into the office."

Subtle Racism by IOIOOIIOIOin funny

[–]tastesliketurtles 4 points5 points ago

Because who needs rights or civil liberties anyway, right?

Um... a little help over here please? by AniceBin corgi

[–]tastesliketurtles 8 points9 points ago

Corgis: The only dogs capable of sinking the entirety of their legs in 4 inches of snow.

Say hello to my brand new piece (Also need name suggestions) by tastesliketurtlesin trees

[–]tastesliketurtles[S] 0 points1 point ago

$17, local shop was doing 20% off and they always have decent deals on glass.

Green Day lets a kid play LEAD guitar on Jesus of Suburbia at a concert in Chicago! by LittleWallin videos

[–]tastesliketurtles 2 points3 points ago

As are most things in punk rock. Part of the reason most guitar teachers will start them off with songs from Green Day, The Clash and so on. Easy guitar chords, not really a bad thing imo.

I SAID THROW THE STICK NOOOOOOW by AniceBin corgi

[–]tastesliketurtles 0 points1 point ago

WHY ARE ALL OTHER CORGIS SO ENERGETIC?

Mine just lays around and sleeps all day.

Tell me about your corgi! by bekalahin corgi

[–]tastesliketurtles 2 points3 points ago

My corgi's name is Austin, he's also part beagle and as a result doesn't have the trademark ears, but the little legs and fur are still all there. He does have the high pitched beagle bark, though, annoying as hell.

My family and I were actually at a movie when we found him, laying under a van in the parking lot, covered in ticks and flees as well as being very skinny. A woman there was dialing for animal control, he then walked over, laid down at my feet and looked up at me expectantly. Knowing how it would go at animal control being a grown dog (IE not a puppy) we knew what would probably happen if they took him away. So, we took him to the vet, got the ticks and flees removed and surprisingly, found out he had an owner. The vet's were actually quite familiar with people bringing him in like this so we decided to keep him and the veterinarian was quite pleased.

So now, 10 years later, he's fat and extremely happy. I was 8 at the time and through this decade he has been my best pal, though his personality can tick me off sometimes (when he decides he doesn't like something he'll stand outside for 15 minutes and not do anything, then come inside and pee on something valuable to me, the bastard), just gives me all the more reason to love him, because I know I'm the same way (without the urinating on objects part).

We never trained him, which is probably why he has such a free, awesome and sometimes vengeful personality. His favorite activity is to lay around, bark at whatever is going down the street and during the evening he absolutely loves to lay on the grass in the sun and catch up on his beauty sleep.

He can be a short legged dick-head, but he's my short legged dick-head and I love him to bits.

Might as well do something with all of it. by tastesliketurtlesin corgi

[–]tastesliketurtles[S] 15 points16 points ago

I lol'd. He does kind of give off that expression in the picture

Then again to him it's: ıƃɹoɔ/ɹ

Might as well do something with all of it. by tastesliketurtlesin corgi

[–]tastesliketurtles[S] 10 points11 points ago

Spot on.

Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold. by TheyCallMeTomSawyerin Gore

[–]tastesliketurtles 8 points9 points ago

Oh, bullshit.

There have been juvenile school shootings recorded as early as 1853. The only reason those kids didn't get to be labeled as mass murderers is that the guns weren't as good back then.

Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold. by TheyCallMeTomSawyerin Gore

[–]tastesliketurtles 3 points4 points ago

God the ending of that movie fucked me up.

Lincoln and kennedy by Klokateerin WTF

[–]tastesliketurtles 1 point2 points ago

My balls itched at 8:05

I masturbated at 5:08

HOLY SHIT, GUYZ. PLS BELIEVE ME

Tastes like what!?!?! by shrugaliciousin funny

[–]tastesliketurtles 0 points1 point ago

I feel like I could form some pun with my name, but I'm not very creative so I'm just going to leave this comment.

Take that, grandma!

Facebook poll results. by andrewsmith1986in funny

[–]tastesliketurtles 11 points12 points ago

I have a hard time seeing why 2.5% is too close. There isn't any reason for a margin of error that I can think of, meaning that the majority has spoken.

Either this has to be made a rule or there must be another poll. Otherwise the whole prospect of voting seems pretty useless.

So much lost potential... by floethewarriorin funny

[–]tastesliketurtles 40 points41 points ago

This inspired me to go look up random original names, starting with characters from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Frylock's only post. I don't know what happened afterwards, but I feel like he's dead now.

This sort of bothers me... by Fonzie8819in funny

[–]tastesliketurtles 3 points4 points ago

This is why I love Reddit. I figured I was the only one bothered by this commercial, but now I can actually rant.

BITCH, OF COURSE IT'S RAIN. GO LOOK OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW.

AND ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? YOU WANT TOMATO SOUP DELIVERED? YOU MEAN POSSIBLY THE EASIEST MEAL TO MAKE OF ALL TIME?

FUCK YOU, I DON'T WANT TO EVER OWN A PHONE THAT TALKS

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