The body paint my friend drew on me during a school festival. It's been one year since surgery.

YourUsernameSucks · 2012-05-26T22:14:31.599734+00:00

Doctor: KALI MA! KALI MA! KALI MA!

antoine_chekov · 2012-05-26T22:08:15.939819+00:00

how sad...those poor dogs. oh wait. it's a videogame.

thatguy80bye · 2012-05-26T22:03:46.689799+00:00

I bet police love chasing motorcyclist. /randomthought.

IM_HOMELESS_BITCH · 2012-05-26T22:01:35.267209+00:00

I ate all the mayonnaise!!!!

udino · 2012-05-26T15:41:13.565206+00:00

I wouldn't use the word "cool", but he's having fun.

t4yne · 2012-05-26T15:15:04.920119+00:00

Posting this song here is like asking r/gaming "anybody play Mario Bros.?"

runner_fag · 2012-05-26T15:12:16.724857+00:00

Another funny story. Was filming a school movie with a friend and forgot an airsoft SPAS-12 in the back of his Datsun. His car was searched by cops, but they were reasonable and my buddy didn't get in trouble. I don't know if it's cause his car was parked across the street from the school and technically not on school property or what.

runner_fag · 2012-05-26T14:43:39.624847+00:00

It was in America, and they changed the rules because of my friend. My school was weird. I don't know what being under the age of 18 and the words "GOT GUN?" have to do with each other.

day_bowbow · 2012-05-26T14:37:54.790954+00:00

Water drank from a metal cup taste superior to water in a plastic cup.

runner_fag · 2012-05-26T14:11:55.917564+00:00

There was no rule about it. They sent him home for breaking a rule that doesn't exist. Guy likes guns. He has a bunch and regularly goes shooting at the gun range. People like to shoot guns.

bhaaat · 2012-05-26T14:06:58.714992+00:00

Reddit is full of vindictive little cunts.

Stratten · 2012-05-26T13:53:17.537718+00:00

Some people seriously have too much time on their hands.

drkabob · 2012-05-26T13:51:09.391092+00:00

You don't have to do anything. This is the internet.

drkabob · 2012-05-26T05:58:12.345804+00:00

What's a bad and why do your friends call you a bad?

MisterMockery · 2012-05-26T05:15:59.570943+00:00

There's nothing subjective about dipping a fry into frosty! That is a satisfaction fact!

InternetPipebomb · 2012-05-26T05:07:18.473647+00:00

I bet it's like taking the most satisfying poop ever.

drkabob · 2012-05-26T05:03:53.188229+00:00

What's a bad?

Jamiexx · 2012-05-26T04:29:18.423717+00:00

2 people flash-mobs are the new hotness.
EDIT: Boppo...I meant to say boppo!

theshawnw · 2012-05-26T04:27:38.172950+00:00

Is there a "Take prisoners" mod? Instead of killing everybody...

well_it_looks_like · 2012-05-26T04:21:56.194376+00:00

You should've stared at her vagina for the entire trip and if she said anything, ask her "are you going to eat that?"

diablol · 2012-05-26T04:03:39.794474+00:00

That's good to hear. It doesn't matter, I'll never be able to play the game. I was just trying to...ahh, it doesn't matter. Milk milk lemonade, around the corner fudge is made.

diablol · 2012-05-26T02:21:00.426007+00:00

See, I heard wrong about the queue apparently.

runner_fag · 2012-05-26T01:47:23.846278+00:00

A friend of mine got sent home for wearing a shirt that said "GOT GUN?". They later apologized and took him out to breakfast and dinner when his lawyer dad called and lawyer'd their asses.

diablol · 2012-05-26T01:43:05.172309+00:00

I thought people hated Diablo3 cause of the always having to have an internet connection and waiting in a queue for single player.

ManMadeHuman · 2012-05-26T01:39:48.497323+00:00

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! (Sweet dreams! Your pal, Cthulhu)

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