My best friend, Rudy

sparty09 · 1 day

Please. Trim. Nails. Please.

mind-doc · 2 days

technically not the G-spot.

SciddlyWuds · 2 days

I'm a sterile woman.

TakingADumpRightNow · 5 days

Hey, I just got your number, and I'll show you CRAZY allright! BWAHAHAHAHA..

yarnwhore · 17 days

I hope you gave her the bill to keep. Noone ever rewards honesty enough these days.

spudcake · 17 days

Thanks for getting that song stuck in my head.

patricksonion · 20 days

I'd say this increases the chance of "accidental" scratches and dents. Espessially from someone who drives around in my truck.

occipital_spatula · 20 days

Tapir. They have giant penises.

I_Am_Kermit_The_Frog · 21 days

Honestly, first attempt was better.

spudcake · 26 days

They were already on the pants I bought from the second hand store. But hey, at least it keeps some other person from walking around with in on their asses.

spudcake · 26 days

Close-up back Close up front Close-up inside

Makes_You_Smile · 27 days

http://imgur.com/a/LsJqm#0

Homepage banner
Transparent forum logo
I guess this will fit as a forum banner?

pdmcmahon · 28 days

I have a rare family name (a total of 10 people in my country) My family and my uncles family. None of my siblings, who's 36 and 32 years old, have kids (thank Odin!) and neither do I (26 y.o). Carrying on the family name isn't really that important to me. Our genes (if I may get to that level of detatching us from emotions) are loaded with various mental breakdowns and other physical weaknesses. For the sake of my child I won't have them. I went through a horrible childhood and would not want any other kid go through the same I did. That and I also hate kids.

My uncles kids are still too young to get kids of their own but they are very religious so I guess it is just a matter of time before they start popping. Combining the worst of to worlds so to speak.

KevinMiles · 29 days

Vinegar/hot chillisauce in his toothpaste. Worm-like lengths of boiled spagetti in the majo/peanutbutter jar, rice is good too. Give him a giftcard for say.. $25 as a thank you for the long year(s) (don't tell him you only put $0.50 on it). Sew the bottom of his pants leg shut. Glue his socks together. Turn the drawers upside down. Itchy powder in his bed/underwear drawer. Does he have an iphone?

Klutze · 1 month

Are you looking to change the entire top part? or just need a new logo? (like the father-kid-thing you got going now?)

dementedsnake · 1 month

Not taking animals in for needed vet care can cause you getting a fine and being your parents are not willing to spend money on the cats I think both the cats (all three), you and your parents will be much better off with turning them in to a shelter asap for proper vet care and forever homes that have the money and ability to give the animals valueable lives.

dementedsnake · 1 month

At 4-5 weeks the kittens should start to take interest in dry kibble as a sustitute to the mothers milk. You can introduce them to kitten dry food in a low dish for them to investigate (make sure you stay away from the supermarket-brands as they contain mostly fillers that will not benefit the kittens as they are already weak. More the oposite) The mother may also benefit from kitten kibble as it contains more fat and vitamins than normal cat food, she needs all the enrgy she can get to produce enough milk for the kittens. Have you had a vet check up on the kittens and their mom? Deworming them might be a good idea as worms can easily bring a kitten down pretty fast. Also make sure to deworm the mother as worms transfers through the milk to the kittens. For the male I would recommend KMR. KMR

mostcromulent · 1 month

I believe it's a she.

spudcake

TROPHY CASE

you'll need to login or register to do that

create a new account

login