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ILI Vilnius, Lithuania. AMA by AugustasVin ILiveIn

[–]spiltchampagne 0 points1 point ago

So last week I hitchhiked from Riga to Tallinn and it was surprisingly easy. We were thinking of going down to Vilnius the same way at some point in time, thoughts? Have you ever gone that distance (from say, Estonia?)

PETA would not approve of this... by b0redin WTF

[–]spiltchampagne 2 points3 points ago

Where's this from?

York University ಠ_ಠ by MackieDrewin WTF

[–]spiltchampagne 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha oh, how I miss that place. I feel like every other week on my way to class there would be a new notice telling me about some scam or rape that occurred.

Would anyone be willing to show me around? by Akbd40in copenhagen

[–]spiltchampagne 0 points1 point ago

http://www.couchsurfing.org/ if you don't find any decent offers (:

Crazy view of sex from inside a Women's vagina (NSFW) by MrHammersin WTF

[–]spiltchampagne 19 points20 points ago

At first I was like, oh-god-ew-gross, then I was like oh-god-why-am-I-turned-on.

Hope you guys like my new FB cover :P by aqabawein atheism

[–]spiltchampagne 0 points1 point ago

Will I have committed terrible sin if I copy you?

Fuck this guy. by object_ain atheism

[–]spiltchampagne 13 points14 points ago

What an insult to closeted gay men everywhere.

You say gays are unnatural? by Hiscorein atheism

[–]spiltchampagne 1 point2 points ago

Oooooohhh gawd, you're one of those asshats who actually want to spread your unwanted seeds and fill our species with even more narrow-minded scum than is already there, aren't you? So what say you about that appendix of yours? Does nothing to aid the natural progression of life, so I suppose you are, at least in part, also unnatural.

Thank nature for gays and the possibility of a fulfilling life without going back to such base, primitive ventures as child-bearing. You'd think we'd have moved beyond basic reproduction as the sole purpose of existence.

This winter, be sure to keep warm your most precious possession. by rndzvsin WTF

[–]spiltchampagne 1 point2 points ago

This simultaneously reminds me of my grandmother and turns me on. Not sure how I feel about that.

To all Europeans of r/atheism, who tell Americans that Europe is so cool because of its atheistic views. by kruksonin atheism

[–]spiltchampagne 0 points1 point ago

It kind of points towards how people tend to clump things together. Obviously not every country in Europe is going to uphold the same views on religion, just like not every state is full of religious fanatics.

You win this round, racist friend. by MaggotFacein fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]spiltchampagne 1 point2 points ago

I am both Asian and female, and therefore have taken it upon myself to never get into a driver's seat.

See, my not getting a license is solely a humanitarian act for the good of our roads and not at all a willful act of laziness.

It hurts me that people are this stupid sometimes. by justforthisjokein atheism

[–]spiltchampagne 0 points1 point ago

A better analogy would be if you mated with a spider monkey.

What's that smell? Rage by hypnonewtin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]spiltchampagne 0 points1 point ago

I imagine that burning fecal matter and plastic together wouldn't help the smelly situation.

Found this gem in r/comics by sehansenin atheism

[–]spiltchampagne 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes I come across a link that's lengthy and possibly time-consuming and I wonder if it's worth it to read it all, but then I do read it all and I'm ever so glad that I did.

Totally made my day, thanks a million!

Laundry in Public Rage by Abs_of_steelin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]spiltchampagne 1 point2 points ago

This reminds me of the time I went to the laundry room to pick things up while terribly intoxicated and somehow ended up tripping on a couple making out in the dark in there.

Man, communal laundry rooms are the best.

Yes please. by Kilfioin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]spiltchampagne 0 points1 point ago

What is a micro-sized girlfriend?

Every male in relationship Rage by Anatomiin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]spiltchampagne 12 points13 points ago

Yuuuaaahhhh! Is it normal to make this noise?

Anyone else tempted to do this? by spiltchampagnein fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]spiltchampagne[S] 3 points4 points ago

We all see what we want to see. You're obviously so deeply embedded into this mindset of the wronged woman that you read things the way that they weren't meant to be read.

I so happen to be a fine arts major as well, and a woman, and I can say with absolute conviction that period blood paintings are some stupid art school/women's studies thing that deserves no scholarly attention. It's vulgar and blandly conceptual at best, has been done too many times in the past and in no way is this going to gain anyone's respect for women, just like semen paintings don't particularly appease my appetite and make me respect men more. Would you call me women-hating as well, for not holding such extreme values?

And in response to your lovely caps lock: of course we're all human but aren't you sort of stating the opposite when you put women on some pedestal as something frail and easily dismissed? And if not a militant feminist, then if you had to, how would you label yourself based on your previous claims of misogyny and defense of period blood art? It wouldn't matter if you're a woman either; your claims are ridiculous no matter which set of chromosomes you possess.

Anyone else tempted to do this? by spiltchampagnein fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]spiltchampagne[S] 5 points6 points ago

Hehehehe see, Iamanangrywoman is the type of crazy that would do my newsfeed wonders. People fit so snugly into their cliches and it's absolutely fantastic.

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