"South Korea is putting most other countries to shame with average Web connection speeds of about 16Mbps. The U.S., by contrast, offers average connection speeds of 5.8Mbps, putting it behind a host of countries, including Japan, Romania, and Switzerland."

potterarchy · 24 days

Infinite karma ti the person who breaks this down to Average Speed per Square Mile.

cincybearcat · 25 days

GPlus? No, no one uses that...

cincybearcat · 25 days

Ain't ain't a word Zuckerberg.

cincybearcat · 25 days

It's funnier because it's a fake Facebook status.

landonfox · 25 days

It's funnier because it's a fake screenshot from Facebook.

t3hwookie90 · 1 month

Stay away from smokers. Change your routine. Cheating once is not failure, just go back to quitting, but BE SERIOUS ABOUT QUITTING!

Good luck! I eventually managed to quit and I have zero willpower.

1337Scott · 1 month

riddles · 1 month

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5ImJ2row6E

This explains your first question.

spate42 · 2 months

No, never ever.

BadgerBrewhouse · 2 months

Listen. When I die, you're to burn my body.

Split the pile / the ashes / split them into three.

Leave the bits of bone and teeth / the dust to mostly dust / the pin that once held my arm together - the steel cap covering the ball of my hip.

Take a third / walk with it to the mountains. In the cloth that once covered my head send ash skyward with a small balloon. Send it to the clouds. Watch me fly.

Carry the second third and scatter this at the base of a tree that both you and I know. Let me grow again - turn into the leaves that will later float / become tall grasses, a new oak, an ant that becomes an ant that becomes a bee a bird a cow a chi-wow-waaa.

Place the last into a bowl /set it to sail on the ocean. I'll swim /become whale shit / kelp / part of a vegan.

Do not cry but look for me. You'll know where to put your eyes /because I'll be everywhere

and everything

just as McDonalds is

just as Walmart is

as we all shall be

eaten by the world you refuse to do anything about

or just rip my underwear to shreds and wave it like a flag at an ACDC concert.

ImOftenNaked · 2 months

Do you hang pictures? How?

man_in_the_mirra · 2 months

Face? I was distracted by the fantastic paint job.

NatKing · 2 months

Buy a car and put them on the steering wheel like a real suburban american.

ttruth1 · 2 months

Santorum really is stuck in the fifties and sixties, that poor racist classist misogynistic closeted fool.

spacebarstool · 2 months

If they are so stupid to get caught then they are too stupid to change.

affectivefields · 2 months

She will be a great memory after time passes. Learn that not everyone is compatible and take heart that if you convinced a woman to have sex with you once you can probably convince another to sex you up... sometime... someday... again.

dhoank · 2 months

My son gets this every year.

speedemon92 · 3 months

Really seems to me like you're generalizing between jets and ground support aircraft.

well_uhh_yeah · 3 months

$ 2995.00

well_uhh_yeah · 3 months

Turns out it is waterproof. The video shows them spilling a drink on it. Then they just hose it off.

arbiiinc · 3 months

Lets be fair, they must have been those super vitamin nuggets.

GetThatNoiseOuttaHer · 3 months

I used an Asus Transformer today. I was quite impressed. Best of both worlds... and I have a Nook with CM7 and a G Nexus.

rsch · 3 months

Need a drink?

andrewsmith1986 · 3 months

It iz forbiddenz

ikilledearlmillford · 3 months

The only way to teach responsible drinking is to be a good example for your young adults and to supervise them while they drink. Make it casual and common and show them how to not abuse alcohol and perhaps they will not as well.

spacebarstool

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