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My GF of 8 months says she got pregnant from a broken condom. I have proof she stole a condom from the trash can. She won't get an abortion. What should I do? by WhatTheFuckDoIDoHELPin AskReddit

[–]southbranch401 0 points1 point ago

I call MSU. Some East Lansing chick is currently HOT. Unless you went trolling to LCC.

Looking for doctors in the Mid-Michigan (MBS) area who work with patients with little to no insurance. by CSArchiin Michigan

[–]southbranch401 0 points1 point ago

Look on the free clinics of Michigan website.

http://www.fcomi.org/find-a-clinic.html

also, many hospitals (like St. Mary's in Saginaw) have formal financial assistance programs for uninsured patients to cover tests, labs, and sometimes even surgery.

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TIL learned that 68% of atheists pray daily, and 84% of statistics are made up, and every downvote kills a kitten. (self.circlejerk)

submitted ago by southbranch401 to circlejerk

Hey Reddit! Want to help me create some movie mash-ups? E.g. Simba overcomes his stuttering problem = The Lion King's Speech by alexsliviin AskReddit

[–]southbranch401 0 points1 point ago

Excellent.

Hey Reddit! Want to help me create some movie mash-ups? E.g. Simba overcomes his stuttering problem = The Lion King's Speech by alexsliviin AskReddit

[–]southbranch401 7 points8 points ago

A English butler learns a hard truth about his zombie boss while in a colorado bunker.

Remains of the Day of the Dead

A suburban loser works on his abs and seduces the beautiful girl away from the town bully.

American Beauty and the Beast

My job is one of the least defining things about me, but it's one of the first questions we ask when meeting someone. What can I ask instead, and when someone casually asks me what I do, how do I answer in away that leads the conversation away from that question, while still engaging them? by TheSheepdogin AskReddit

[–]southbranch401 0 points1 point ago

I'm working 'here", while I'm in college to do "this".

MY USERNAME IS SOMEHOW RELEVANT TO MY SHITTY JOKE UPVOTES TO THE LEFT by POTATO_IN_THY_ANUSin circlejerk

[–]southbranch401 1 point2 points ago

Just need your routing number and account number, my son.

A tithe will be directly deposited monthly.

You can trust me, I prayed for you.

Someone shows basic human decency? MUST BE CANADIAN LOL by IHopeTheyDiedin circlejerk

[–]southbranch401 0 points1 point ago

Just don't bring up Montreal.

Not sure if repost, but here's one of the most famous internet pictures of all time. by FlossingWithYarnin circlejerk

[–]southbranch401 0 points1 point ago

Here's the one upboat from the one person who has never seen it before.

A little while ago, my little sis (10) ran out of the bathroom stark naked while my boyfriend was over. What things have your sibling done to embarrass you? by ImmortalMusicin AskReddit

[–]southbranch401 0 points1 point ago

He was 4. He sang "Hot Blooded" by Foreigner while in the bathroom of the library. The whole building could hear him.

AMA request: A famous person. by personwithapenisin circlejerk

[–]southbranch401 0 points1 point ago

One of the voices in my head is famous. AHA

(ask him anything)

Did you read Boobies_Are_Awesome's post? The mods aren't around on the weekend, we can do anything. FUCK. CUNT. BITCH. BRAAAAAAVE. by vasdefriendzin circlejerk

[–]southbranch401 4 points5 points ago

Boobies_Are_Brave

And I need a facebook screenshot.

Hit me, le jerkers!

/r/twoxchromosomes, The fact that there are other women skinnier and prettier than me upsets me. Each upvote makes one of them fat. by sultrousin circlejerk

[–]southbranch401 5 points6 points ago

My upvote is a whopper. Calories and puns for everybody

MY USERNAME IS SOMEHOW RELEVANT TO MY SHITTY JOKE UPVOTES TO THE LEFT by POTATO_IN_THY_ANUSin circlejerk

[–]southbranch401 5 points6 points ago

I'm praying for you.

A simple question that will somehow make the frontpage, please don't upvote. by wilsonstelevisionin circlejerk

[–]southbranch401 21 points22 points ago

[A completely irrelevant and inane suckass comment that only serves to try to board the karma train]

A quick note on upvoting by Boobies_Are_Awesomein circlejerk

[–]southbranch401 6 points7 points ago

Ok, now better make sure the upvote button is still active.

In TL;DR form, what is the stupidest thing you've done while under the influence of something? by thatonedumbassin AskReddit

[–]southbranch401 1 point2 points ago

Well...

In TL;DR form, what is the stupidest thing you've done while under the influence of something? by thatonedumbassin AskReddit

[–]southbranch401 0 points1 point ago

You'd probably be further ahead if you got my boyfriend's phone number.

Drunk at bar. Guy just tried to give me his adress on a napkin. What is the weirdest way u have been hit on Reddit? by NyxZetain AskReddit

[–]southbranch401 -1 points0 points ago

No, it's the drunk at the bar part. Amazing.

First post ever reddit, please do not disappoint me by thegoodvibe99in AskReddit

[–]southbranch401 0 points1 point ago

Well.

Reddit, do you think internet friends, or people you only know from the internet, are real friends? by CompSci_Enthusiastin AskReddit

[–]southbranch401 17 points18 points ago

God, I hope so, cause they're the only ones I have.

Drunk at bar. Guy just tried to give me his adress on a napkin. What is the weirdest way u have been hit on Reddit? by NyxZetain AskReddit

[–]southbranch401 -2 points-1 points ago

Wow, wrote on a napkin? That's so unusual.

A question for the girls of reddit! Or guys who may have done this. by ch3m1calin AskReddit

[–]southbranch401 4 points5 points ago

On velvet. Do it.

What is your favorite short story? by lufrafin AskReddit

[–]southbranch401 -1 points0 points ago

Where are you going, where have you been?

If you could erase your memory of one movie/book/tv show so that you could watch/read it for the first time again, which movie/book/tv show would you choose? by mandrei68in AskReddit

[–]southbranch401 -2 points-1 points ago

Watership Down

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