Scumbag 1 Year Old Smartphone

Nerdikki · 5 days

I think he means that the battery degrades if you overcharge it

ChristianTMI · 18 days

And be sure to respect yourself at all times.

Serious question, how do you do that when you bite the bullet and tell her you're sorry even when she is in the wrong?

Quackamole · 21 days

im guessing you're in delta terrace

blackpikachu · 1 month

A lot of girls can't seem to see that though...

Britches_and_Hose · 1 month

dem Nutrition Facts.

slebeau · 1 month

bacon is a pun of "beckon"

DuoCultellus · 2 months

Glee.

piggypiggy · 4 months

feet on penis

soxfan249 · 4 months

play baseball together

jizz_master · 4 months

Get a spine please.

tease223 · 4 months

I have actually used this.

xcrash · 4 months

Those glasses aren't helping.

t3r4by73 · 4 months

Doesn't matter; still turned on

t3r4by73 · 4 months

So let me know if there is too much spit or not enough

Reminded me of this

itispedosthatareNSFW · 4 months

DM;SF

ClichePortlandHippie · 4 months

You are the worst kind of person.

JoolNoret · 4 months

This is the answer

shepppard · 4 months

Other side: the puppy is rubbing himself while macking on that guy.

Another_by_Gin · 4 months

Girlfriend told me she wasn't a virgin and dumped me.

ehmt · 4 months

What about above the ear, going for the temple?

DMF171 · 4 months

HELLO? YES, THIS IS LION.

ijamess · 5 months

women want to throw their emotions at you through sex, making them keep those emotions non-physical will have her wanting to be with you more

What does that even mean

soul3n · 5 months

Wow... a reply! Lol! What is this "dry shampoo" you speak of? Do I buy it from a store or make it?

I do not use any products on my hair at all... except maybe for hair water from time to time...

I am a guy and I'm growing my hair long with a goal to donate it... so I do need lucious sexy hair while not looking and smelling like a homeless person :)

CRAG7 · 5 months

I think the whipped guy across the shot is more interesting ಠ_ಠ

soul3n

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