Found an old rabbit's foot without any fur while cleaning out my basement

DerpusJefferperson · 2 months

He looks like he's giving a stern lecture to the chair

ninetailz · 2 months

Also, it's printed. So you know, he could just upload that to imgur

Temporarily__Alone · 3 months

It probably didn't help his case when he used "dis" and "dat" and "dees" rather than proper English

dontpanicjustrun · 3 months

source

bah_dum_psh · 3 months

Works for me. I like that idea

shabbadu · 3 months

Actually, more incestious relationships happen in South Carolina than in Alabama, Mississippi and Arkansas combined.

WestCoast_BestCoast · 3 months

And sneetches are snitches but not all snitches are sneetches!

Queen1990 · 3 months

Also that half of 24 is 15

DmcDT · 3 months

A man walks into a therapists office, and complains about a problem he's been having. Therapist asks what's wrong and the man says, "Well, you see, one day I'm a tepee, the next day I'm a wigwam... I'm a tepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a tepee, I'm a wigwam, and it continues like this every day." Therapist nods and says, "The problem is your two tents."

Mind_Virus · 3 months

Well technically it's that beautiful little grey area, where a judge can rule the cop merely asked if Justin smoked pot, she said she wanted to try some and he went and got her the weed willfully on his own:

However, there is no entrapment where a person is ready and willing to break the law and the government agents merely provide what appears to be a favorable opportunity for the person to commit the crime. For example, it is not entrapment for a government agent to pretend to be someone else and to offer, either directly or through an informant or other decoy, to engage in an unlawful transaction with the person (see sting operation). So, a person would not be a victim of entrapment if the person was ready, willing and able to commit the crime charged in the indictment whenever opportunity was afforded, and that government officers or their agents did no more than offer an opportunity.

bah_dum_psh · 3 months

Where are you sitting? I'd like to go but I don't really know anyone

Irredentissima · 3 months

Here's my advice, as I was in the same situation as your sister:

Just let her do the talking. Don't pressure her into talking, don't try and goad it out of her, if she's ready, she'll talk. The biggest reason I clammed up, ran away from psychiatrists or outright lied to them was the pressuring to talk. "Why'd you do it? What were you thinking? Let's get you to a doctor. Etc..."

It was years, YEARS, before I opened up to someone. And it was almost ten years before I finally stopped lying to doctors. She may resist talking, that's cool, it's part of the process. She may try and forget everything that happened, that's cool too. I did, I pushed it so far down that I couldn't even remember the week of my suicide attempt. She may change the subject or get mad, let her. But for god's sake, whatever you do, don't let her feel like what she has to say isn't important...no matter how insignificant it may seem. Hell it may just be her talking about oranges, maybe she likes them maybe she hates them, but she's talking right? Let her continue. Let her throw out wild whims of fancy your way, because that's fucking awesome, whatever she's really into, that's fucking awesome.

Above all else, don't patronize her. Don't just brush off what she has to say. And don't force her into talking. I guess that'd be my TL;DR summary.

Give you a little background, I was cheery, I talked about what I was going to do the following weekend, I had plans made and everything, then woke up in a hospital, overdosed on pills. Thought, hey no one cares about me enough why the fuck should I stick around. But goddammit, if I had not survived fuck I'd have missed out on so many things. But it wasn't until I sought help on my own that I came out of the depression I was in. Went on Prozac, stopped drinking, kicked my alcoholism, kicked my drug habit, but did end up smoking cigarettes, but hey, win some lose some.

As far as the therapist she has to confide in, I hated all the ones I had there for me. Hated them. Fuck em, they're shit, I thought. Maybe, maybe not. I won't really know. But somewhere someone is right for her to talk to.

Sorry about the rambling, just stream of consciousness here.

LosEsco25 · 3 months

So brave

paz1994 · 3 months

How do you guys get pictures to show in the comments?

EDIT: downvotes? Really?

amourlepore · 3 months

Oh man...his standup is amazing. Like when he shows up at Kevin James's house. And he talks to George Costanza's dad. That is hilarious

yeahhhok · 4 months

Don't you mean Sarah Jessica Parker? Haha I'm so funny

shmup · 4 months

Oh I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you over my team's shitty season every year. - Jaguars fan

KSU_ES · 4 months

We already have a social media presence I believe. In fact a social media liaison in university relations. So what exactly would your social media presence entail? Just curious as to find out how it'd differ from what it is now and how you could get it implemented with a position already existing

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