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Until You Wake Up... by TheCruisein wallpaper

[–]smpx 3 points4 points ago

And until you're employed, I'll pay for your food stamps.

Until You Wake Up... by TheCruisein wallpaper

[–]smpx 2 points3 points ago

Well, of course! And if you aren't wearing a Guy Fawks mask designed by a Hollywood studio waving a paper sign, you really are just apathetic.

Until You Wake Up... by TheCruisein wallpaper

[–]smpx 4 points5 points ago

Thank god. 16 year olds without any life or work experience usually are more "awake" in the world than others.

Classic Ron Swanson by sillywalrusin funny

[–]smpx 1 point2 points ago

Generally, if your sentence begins with "Am I the only one", the answer is always no.

Meanwhile in Amsterdam by therabbit86edin pics

[–]smpx 1 point2 points ago

Gillette is a conspiracy organization that create a shadow government.

Meanwhile in Amsterdam by therabbit86edin pics

[–]smpx 1 point2 points ago

There should just be a guy who, like, makes bread for people, and some guy who, like, protect everyone.

Meanwhile in Amsterdam by therabbit86edin pics

[–]smpx 5 points6 points ago

Because we become smart enough to recognize meaningless slogans that have no basis in reality. There is no organization of people who make mass decisions referred to as "the rich", and those who are "the rich" are often times those who fight the hardest for the needs of "the poor".

Some of the richest people on the planet who are also the most prolific in "business", such as Warren Buffett and Bill Gates, give the most to "the poor".

In the spirit of this subreddit, I'm going ahead and making my trip to hell permanent. by BigBuzin ImGoingToHellForThis

[–]smpx 5 points6 points ago

You'd be going to Muslim hell, which instead of 42 virgins gives you 35 sluts, none of which are underage.

Bad time to be black by jovan652in ImGoingToHellForThis

[–]smpx 7 points8 points ago

At a gang rape.

“You’ve Got To Try This Soda”: Sony Patents Game-Interrupting Advertisements Scheme by mehgandavidin Games

[–]smpx 0 points1 point ago

What does reduced cost mean? Or full price? Costs are based on how much consumers are willing to pay, so if they realize that consumers are willing to eventually stomach ads AS WELL AS high game costs, they would adopt it.

The likely thing to happen is to sell them as standard branding, sell the non-ad version as a "pro" or "elite" version bundled with no ads and DLCs, and then a "lite" version with ads that are $10 less. Artificial pricing schemes.

I may have a problem by Panclarks_in_meh_bumin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]smpx 1 point2 points ago

Yes, you have a girlfriend who you have to lie to.

News - Dota 2 Update - May 24, 2012 by Barrothin DotA2

[–]smpx 0 points1 point ago

So use the card system for their tutorial games, but make the grid standard for everyone else. I haven't met a single player in pubs who don't know every hero front and back already, and frankly I think that's a good thing.

News - Dota 2 Update - May 24, 2012 by Barrothin DotA2

[–]smpx 1 point2 points ago

Here, instead of seeing a neat categorization of heroes that you can rapidly pick and discuss, here is a coverflow-esque collection where you can only select one at a time.

I do like the "suggested hero" option, as well as "organize by stats/favorites" etc. though.

What Should Be In This Subreddit by W0WzAP0WzAin ImGoingToHellForThis

[–]smpx 4 points5 points ago

But then you go to Muslim hell, which is really just strip club in Detroit. Not that bad.

GPS from 1992 Sony PYXIS by duhhhhhhhin geek

[–]smpx 7 points8 points ago

Yet it seems most of our actual infantry are still running on decade old equipment. I've heard some horror stories of marines ordering parts on ebay just to fix their gear.

How I Imagine Australia After I've Been Browsing Reddit For A Year Or So: by OreoDrinkerin WTF

[–]smpx 68 points69 points ago

Be careful, there is a spider hidden under the Fosters.

How I Imagine Australia After I've Been Browsing Reddit For A Year Or So: by OreoDrinkerin WTF

[–]smpx 170 points171 points ago

Don't, there is a spider hidden under that wood.

I got yelled at by the cops for taking this picture, so they can suck my freedom of press. by long_live_king_melonin pics

[–]smpx 1 point2 points ago

The rules in Canada are quite different from the states, for example, you are NOT always allowed an attorney present during questioning.

Bill Clinton with porn-stars in Monaco. by bemboin pics

[–]smpx 0 points1 point ago

The natural powers of the vice president office aside, I'd much rather have Obama die and Biden become president than McCain die and Palin become president.

Goddammit, now I've said Obama and die in the same sentence, they are SO going to put that in a file somewhere.

Bill Clinton with porn-stars in Monaco. by bemboin pics

[–]smpx 0 points1 point ago

He actually didn't over promise. Even right-wing promise trackers show that he kept 181 of his campaign promises, and have a 135 in the works, compromising 58 and breaking 69 by comparison.

That being said, I think his character represented something far more than he could deliver. He didn't do anything to mitigate the overwhelming expectation that he would be the answer to EVERY PROBLEM, but instead tried to toe the line without much experience.

Bill Clinton with porn-stars in Monaco. by bemboin pics

[–]smpx 0 points1 point ago

I think a great number of people never like Obama to begin with, they just can't stand the idea of voting for McCain/Palin. Can you imagine the depth of crap we would be in? If Palin actually got any power?

If I could go back, I'd pick Hillary. Especially after reading Game Change.

Students in Quebec were asked to send the cops the route of their march. Here's what they replied with. by PunPuncherin funny

[–]smpx 1 point2 points ago

Quebecois are a different breed of Canadians. They're a blast to drink with, but they're not going to act like Vancouverites.

My friend asked me to put iOS on her HTC sensation device. by KhalaiLotain iphone

[–]smpx -1 points0 points ago

Google doesn't actually have Airplay integrated into the OS, but they have been rumored to but currently developing it. They purchased Fling, which is their variation of Airplay.

That said, there are a few apps that make Android Airplay-capable. iMediashare, Taglists, Honeyplayer are all capable of using Airplay.

Parents Aren't Always Right by BEnXDcin funny

[–]smpx 0 points1 point ago

Nah, he reguarly hands out money to random children on the subway. It's just his thing.

Parents Aren't Always Right by BEnXDcin funny

[–]smpx 0 points1 point ago

OOOH... I just got why people travelled in tubes in that show. Tubes = tubes. God dammit I'm slow.

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