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Whats the most fucked up game your friends play? by GoodLuckLetsFuckin AskReddit

[–]smithson23 0 points1 point ago

Wut. We just called it "Kill the Carrier". o_O

DAE have a talent for finding tiny objects or objects that are typically hard for others to spot, i.e. 4-leaf clovers? by notsosilentin DoesAnybodyElse

[–]smithson23 0 points1 point ago

In an envelope, with a bill sticking out slightly. Just saw it out of the corner of my eye. Weird, I know.

DAE have a talent for finding tiny objects or objects that are typically hard for others to spot, i.e. 4-leaf clovers? by notsosilentin DoesAnybodyElse

[–]smithson23 4 points5 points ago

I find cash. I think it might be the color, or maybe the specific patterns on money, but I often spot it on the ground. I average about $2000-2500 a year, mostly found in $20 or $100 increments in parking lots. (Actually sitting at $2340 for the year, thanks to finding $2000 in cash in the mall parking lot last month.)

Reddit: I'm getting married this weekend. Have any last-minute tips, insider knowledge, or commonly-overlooked suggestions? by smithson23in AskReddit

[–]smithson23[S] 1 point2 points ago

It's a late afternoon wedding, and we're actually doing this! Downtown Auburn has a barbershop that's been there as long as the school has, or something like that, and they're doing this for us Saturday morning.

Is there an episode of any series you can just watch again and again and still love it? by Tango_Mike_Foxtrotin startrek

[–]smithson23 3 points4 points ago

I strangely agree with both of you. Huh.

What was the single, best realisation you have ever had? by Fenr-i-rin AskReddit

[–]smithson23 0 points1 point ago

That hating people (ex-girlfriends, political figures, etc) was dumb. It was a lot of energy and attention to focus on someone I didn't even like that much. It's changed my life.

What's the best lie you ever told that turned out to be true? by jo_zilla2in AskReddit

[–]smithson23 0 points1 point ago

Lived in Valdosta, can confirm.

Customer: "You need to work on your flower beds. I just fell while walking through it and almost broke my shoulder." Me: "I'm sorry. That's why we have a sidewalk right next to it." Reddit, what's the dumbest request/demand someone's given you? by smithson23in AskReddit

[–]smithson23[S] 1 point2 points ago

I was trying not to laugh here, but I believe it was something like "But the flower bed was more convenient for me!" You know, because "right next to it" REALLY means "Forty feet away" and I lied to all you guys.

Can someone explain why the transporter room exists? (TNG) by ilovetrainsin startrek

[–]smithson23 1 point2 points ago

I also assume it's like the traffic report. You don't see the millions of successful car trips, just the few deadly accidents.

Can someone explain why the transporter room exists? (TNG) by ilovetrainsin startrek

[–]smithson23 0 points1 point ago

In the 29th century, the crew of the Enterprise-J use site-to-site transporters to move around the ship, since it's two miles long and whatnot.

Memory-Alpha

AMA Request -- Neil Patrick Harris by dingleberry_danin IAmA

[–]smithson23 0 points1 point ago

Actually, if you follow him on the tweety, you'll find he eats (and tweets about) food a LOT. Sees a lot of shows too.

As an Englishman, this kind of thing annoys me more than it should. by GrandmasterSexayin gaming

[–]smithson23 1 point2 points ago

Win the war next time.

What film pisses you off when you watch it? From being inaccurate or for any other reason. by yer_mawin AskReddit

[–]smithson23 0 points1 point ago

Signs. If the main obstacle facing your protagonists can be solved by 9-year-olds with Super Soakers, rethink your fucking movie.

Riker didn't grow a beard, the beard grew Riker. by popty_pingin startrek

[–]smithson23 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, I'm going to need you to throw a Creative Commons license on that motherfucker and post it.

Thanks.

Buying Shirts: Why You Should Never Go Off-the-Rack Again by ZanshinJin malefashionadvice

[–]smithson23 13 points14 points ago

You're both mistaken: He's a T-Rex.

What's the most offensive thing you've said accidentally? by DesertWalkerin AskReddit

[–]smithson23 0 points1 point ago

As a small-town southerner, I have to ask...

What is "wawa"?

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