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I went to Auschwitz and all I got was... by scorecardupin WTF

[–]smeenz 18 points19 points ago

The barcode 137610742100 appears to be a music CD

It also matches a thread on f2bbs.com about this 'product'

My friend joined a wireless network called Carrotnet. This happened right after.. Troll level: Master by simply_shreddedin funny

[–]smeenz 1 point2 points ago

Here in New Zealand, we browse the internet while hanging from the ceiling like bats.

Taking Chinese in College by Friplein firefly

[–]smeenz 0 points1 point ago

I wish I had had the opportunity. Sadly, my school taught french, german, or latin, and that was it.

I hear they've branched out to Japanese now

Taking Chinese in College by Friplein firefly

[–]smeenz 2 points3 points ago

Indeed, she should be spending a lot more time rewatching firefly episodes

Taking Chinese in College by Friplein firefly

[–]smeenz 1 point2 points ago

What the frack are you talking about about ? It's absolufrackinlutely fine.

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Here's a picture of me with with my dads cat by 1Dersin pics

[–]smeenz 0 points1 point ago

A lot of places.

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/tyre says "The spelling tyre is used in the United Kingdom, Ireland, Australia, and New Zealand"

To me, a tyre is a thing you put on cars, and tire means to become tired.

Here's a picture of me with with my dads cat by 1Dersin pics

[–]smeenz 1 point2 points ago

How much would just one of those tyres cost ?

This just made the engineer in me smile from ear to ear :) by deadcellin happy

[–]smeenz 6 points7 points ago

I guess this was a patent that hadn't been continuously extended by a powerful corporation, otherwise the story would be a little different.

The IRS is made of people by missstarin funny

[–]smeenz 0 points1 point ago

Soylent green is made of people too.

Why no pinch-zoom in the gmail client? by el_twittoin Android

[–]smeenz 0 points1 point ago

Ahhh that makes sense.

Why no pinch-zoom in the gmail client? by el_twittoin Android

[–]smeenz 2 points3 points ago

really ? where ?

Hey r/China, what are some scams you've encountered/fallen for? by makemearedcapein China

[–]smeenz 0 points1 point ago

Oh I know that one.

Why no pinch-zoom in the gmail client? by el_twittoin Android

[–]smeenz 1 point2 points ago

You have a strange idea of where the bottom is

http://i.imgur.com/BvpGs.png

Credit Card transforms into a pocketknife. by sam-catmanin gadgets

[–]smeenz 1 point2 points ago

Great. Now we won't be allowed to take credit cards in carry on luggage.

Earwig? Fuck everything about this! by Kevtronin WTF

[–]smeenz 0 points1 point ago

Make sure you get the nose pack at the same time

Instant Heart Rate - heart rate monitor for your Android by lazzar0707in Android

[–]smeenz -5 points-4 points ago

That's like orders of magnitude worse than touching the glass of a monitor

Is there an App that allows you to record from both front and rear facing cameras simultaneously? by nom_treesin Android

[–]smeenz 23 points24 points ago

The android camera API doesn't appear to prohibit this... it looks like you could create two camera objects and lock them both, though I haven't tried it.

Instant Heart Rate - heart rate monitor for your Android by lazzar0707in Android

[–]smeenz 2 points3 points ago

Did that say "PUT YOUR FINGER ON THE CAMERA LENS" ?

Minecraft Build - Kansas by Omneiin Minecraft

[–]smeenz 0 points1 point ago

Just wait until the endermen turn up

Stop speaking nonsense. by uncleragein geek

[–]smeenz -3 points-2 points ago

Oh my god. I'm so glad I missed that episode.

Why Occupy Auckland failed by Gemclairein newzealand

[–]smeenz -1 points0 points ago

To me, it just seemed to be the same group of lazy, drunk, substance-abusing people that normally hang around the City Mission on Hobson St. All they did was wander down the hill to Aotea square and set up some tents and signs.

What was that supposed to prove ?

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