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Apple to reveal Monday what it will do with $100 billion cash hoard; analysts expect dividend by twolf1in business

[–]slut 0 points1 point ago

100 billion should go pretty far in establishing the Church of Steve Jobs.

Apple to reveal Monday what it will do with $100 billion cash hoard; analysts expect dividend by twolf1in business

[–]slut -1 points0 points ago

I'm going to go with smaller gold Steve Jobs statues at all of the state capitol buildings.

Reddit, what makes you "think to yourself; What a Wonderful World"? by soulshine12in AskReddit

[–]slut 2 points3 points ago

State/National parks.

Reddit, what are YOU most passionate in life about? by its_a_formalityin AskReddit

[–]slut 1 point2 points ago

That my future children have a better life than I did.

Why do subsribers of r/ShitRedditSays actually still read Reddit, as it looks like they hate everything about it? by [deleted]in AskReddit

[–]slut -1 points0 points ago

See definition of hipsters: tl;dr they hate everything that becomes popular.

What is something that you regret you never learned? by TenshiSin AskReddit

[–]slut 1 point2 points ago

Far more than I should :)

So Reddit, does your great humor, sarcasm, and wit online transfer itself over to real life as well? by EDGE515in AskReddit

[–]slut 8 points9 points ago

As if I have friends in real life? HA!

Things your parents never taught you. by Binarydronein AskReddit

[–]slut 7 points8 points ago

If they're like my parents it might have been because they don't know themselves. My parents really don't have any friends.

Men of Reddit. If it was socially acceptable/the norm for men to carry a handbag of similar size to womens, what would you carry in yours? by thomasthefinchin AskReddit

[–]slut 8 points9 points ago

If it was socially acceptable, I would rock a fanny pack.

What is something that you regret you never learned? by TenshiSin AskReddit

[–]slut 2 points3 points ago

That regretting anything is time wasted, and said time is better spent actually doing things.

Guy pulled the condom off without telling me. I feel violated. Trying to come to terms with it. reddit, have you dealt with something like this? by [deleted]in AskReddit

[–]slut 4 points5 points ago

and doing something about it does not explicitly call out for putting in rape charges. Once again, as previously stated rather than just avoid the person and never speak to him again, she should likely explain to him how wrong this was.

tl;dr I agree with you, she doesn't have to file charges, but for someone "trying to come to terms" with something. I don't see how doing nothing is the answer.

Give me your deepest, most profound quote you just made up. by morequotesin AskReddit

[–]slut 89 points90 points ago

When you're drunk, every zoo is a petting zoo.

Guy pulled the condom off without telling me. I feel violated. Trying to come to terms with it. reddit, have you dealt with something like this? by [deleted]in AskReddit

[–]slut 16 points17 points ago

If you do nothing about it, chances are it happens again to someone else. At the very least you need to explain how terribly wrong this was, inexcusable.

What is your #1 tip for saving money? by Rosettiin AskReddit

[–]slut 1 point2 points ago

predrink before the bars and max out your 401k

What are the most important lessons you’ve learned in life? by Rocker232in AskReddit

[–]slut 52 points53 points ago

Fake confidence and real confidence are the same thing. The only one who knows the difference is yourself.

How the church in my town looks like. by Lokarnin pics

[–]slut -1 points0 points ago

zombie (jesus) fortress?

How beneficial would it be to cell phone providers to only offer text messaging, Internet and voice mail? by Drowning_Troutin AskReddit

[–]slut 0 points1 point ago

Not enough services to rape your wallet with. So not beneficial at all.

What is the best 'fact' someone has told you that they believed to be completely true? by microflaurain AskReddit

[–]slut 25 points26 points ago

I could be anything I wanted to be when I grew up.

Reddit, what are some of the funnier comments you've seen on streaming porn sites? (Possibly NSFW) by moofeiin AskReddit

[–]slut 66 points67 points ago

pointy elbows; would not bang

Your username is how you die, how do you die? by pluspluskidin AskReddit

[–]slut 2 points3 points ago

Very careful

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