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What is your favorite obscure or funny insult to use. I'll start. by sjfelakin AskReddit

[–]sjfelak[S] 0 points1 point ago

You are right it is negativism but I think it sounds better with negativity. He also had some other good ones like "pusillanimous pussyfooters" and "hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history".

What is the most random thing you've found in your pockets from a drunk night out? by xcellardoorin AskReddit

[–]sjfelak 0 points1 point ago

Not in my pocket but I woke up after a night of drinking heavily to find three non-matching hub caps in my front yard that I vaguely remember placing there. Unfrtunately I have no Idea where they came from.

I'm an American consumer, and I'm probably often an unintentional idiot. If you work with the public, state your profession and tell me the one simple thing I can do as a customer/diner/passenger/etc. to make your job and day a little easier. by JesusSwallowsin AskReddit

[–]sjfelak 1 point2 points ago

Hold on to your money until I'm ready to accept it. I work at a drive in with window ports between us and the customers. People repeatedly put their money on the counter which is followed by it getting blown onto the ground almost everytime.

Reddit community: What is your best NSFW joke? by EazyEWilliamzin AskReddit

[–]sjfelak 1 point2 points ago

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

so, this happened to a friend yesterday.. by desynchin gaming

[–]sjfelak 0 points1 point ago

That was hands down the best baseball game ever. That was when EA could make a baseball game before 2k bought out the rights and fucked it all up.

Who wants to play drunk or kid? by ilavayouin AskReddit

[–]sjfelak 0 points1 point ago

I played "guns" with my friends on his street. we hid in trees, ran through people's yards, etc...

"Just grab a fork and everything will be just fine" - My girlfriend just said this is in her sleep. Let's hear your best sleep-talking/walking stories. by ADocksideBarin AskReddit

[–]sjfelak 0 points1 point ago

I was living with my girlfriend and her sister, by the way never do that. Anyway in the middle of the night I had a strange dream about being in my gf's sisters room just kinda standing there like i was the chick from paranormal activity. This was followed by her screaming and yelling at me which is when I woke up in bed. About a month later I come to find out that I actually sleep-walked into her a room and was there for who knows how long before she woke up terrified.

My high school buddy died 1/31/1012 from an IED in Afgahnistan. Here is an article about him. RIP Will by sjfelakin Military

[–]sjfelak[S] 0 points1 point ago

Also you were correct. I looked it up and Restrepo mainly follows the marines of Second Platoon, B Company, Second Battallion.

My high school buddy died 1/31/1012 from an IED in Afgahnistan. Here is an article about him. RIP Will by sjfelakin Military

[–]sjfelak[S] 0 points1 point ago

That was a very well written article. I want to thank you for writing it and giving people a little bit of insight into who Will was.

My high school buddy died 1/31/1012 from an IED in Afgahnistan. Here is an article about him. RIP Will by sjfelakin Military

[–]sjfelak[S] 1 point2 points ago

Thank you all for your condolences. Let's all raise our glass to him at least once.

My high school buddy died 1/31/1012 from an IED in Afgahnistan. Here is an article about him. RIP Will by sjfelakin Military

[–]sjfelak[S] 1 point2 points ago

Yeah I believe it was but I'm not positive. Also thank you.

My high school buddy died 1/31/1012 from an IED in Afgahnistan. Here is an article about him. RIP Will by sjfelakin Military

[–]sjfelak[S] 12 points13 points ago

Thank you man. He was a good guy taken too young just like so many others.

Edit: 1/31/2012