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Teen secretly lived in AOL's HQ for 2 months, eating free food, using gym & showers, sleeping in conference rooms while working on his start-up. Everyone assumed he worked there by scientologist2in offbeat

[–]simps984 0 points1 point ago

It's called sweat equity - the engineer is working pro bono, or for a significantly reduced rate, knowing that his efforts may lead to greater financial rewards in the mid-to-long run. I'm sure he's also aware of the possibility for failure, but hey, no risk, no reward.

Menstruation you are such a dick!! by dentiteozin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]simps984 2 points3 points ago

We leave for the honeymoon the next day.

Menstruation you are such a dick!! by dentiteozin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]simps984 16 points17 points ago

My fiancee's period is likely going to start on the day we're getting married. fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

LPT: Put RainX on your glass shower doors to make water bounce right off by bendvisin LifeProTips

[–]simps984 96 points97 points ago

So this link is from Lifehacker, the Lifehacker article credits The Manly Housekeeper, via Reddit. We've come full circle.

All in one grill tool. The only grill tool you will every need again! by b1ackha7in shutupandtakemymoney

[–]simps984 2 points3 points ago

The Food Lab, a subsection of the Serious Eats food blog, debunked this as a myth. Source

The relevant section is under "poking":

Watch a Johsonville Brat commercial, and you'll be told that poking with a fork is one of the cardinal sins of sausage cookery, and they're right—a sausage has an impermeable casing for a reason: to keep all of those rendered fats and juices right in there with the meat. Pierce it, create a hole, and you'll see a fountain of golden juices spring forth like out of a kid after a long car ride. A steak, on the other hand, has no such casing to protect it, so is it ok to poke or not?

I cooked two steaks of known weight side by side. The first, I carefully turned with tongs each time. The second, I used a fourchette de cuisine (that's fancy-pants for one of those two-pronged forks) completely indiscriminately, mercilessly (though not excessively) poking the steak this way and that as I flipped it. Afterward, I weighed both steaks again. The result? Exactly the same weight loss.

The thing is, with steaks, moisture loss is due to one thing: muscle fibers tightening due to the application of heat and squeezing out their liquid. Unless you actually manage to completely pierce or slash these muscle fibers, the moisture they lose is directly proportional to the temperature to which you cook your steak. A fork is simply not sharp enough to harm muscle fibers in any significant way. Yes, you'll see a minuscule amount of juices seeping their way out of the fork holes, but it's a really negligible amount. Indeed, that's why the many-bladed tenderizing tool known as a Jaccard is able to tenderize your meat without causing it to lose any excess moisture—it separates muscle fibers, but doesn't actually cut them or open them up.

To all the girls on /r/adviceanimals comparing themselves to eye contact girl... by jriggin AdviceAnimals

[–]simps984 72 points73 points ago

If I'm presented with a choice between small boobs and big boobs, I say "yes."

Couldn't go all the way, need some insight by mashina13in seduction

[–]simps984 1 point2 points ago

I'll go against what some others have posted here and say you didn't do that badly. First, she showed a lot of interest in you, which led to making out, and what you describe as "other suff." You two talked about it, agreed that you guys were going to have "fun" - nothing serious. That kinda screams FWB-type possibilities.

Now, when she comes over and insists you guys aren't going to have sex... I mean how many other field reports have we seen where the girl says that but absolutely doesn't mean it? Those guys all met success by pushing through/ignoring those comments. If she really meant "NO" she would not have returned your kisses, her body language would have been totally different, you would have noticed and stopped. What you should have done after she said "we are not having sex" is used some sort of playful reply. See how she reacts to that, read her body language, and if she's still interested/having fun, work on escalating kino.

That's hindsight, of course... going forward I think you have the right idea - just let things cool a little bit with her, but don't ignore her, and don't mention the awkward encounter straight off. Just be your usual self - fun and interesting.

Is college too easy? As study time falls, debate rises by reddit4in Foodforthought

[–]simps984 0 points1 point ago

Ok, I'll try to explain my thought process here. Let's create a hypothetical situation where Person A is asked to research some random, challenging topic without using modern technology (defined as post 1990's for the sake of this example). To even begin, this person would have to be at a library or some other information repository, and they would have to physically sift through books, newspaper articles, etc... by reading tables of contents, skimming chapters, writing out citations, writing notes. If the library did not have a particular book, they might be able to order it from another library, which could take several days. Without the aid of technology, the person might have to get some direction from professors for relevant academic sources. The challenge for this person is to find enough material to satisfy the question.

Now let's give Person A the ability to use modern technology. From any internet-accesible place they can log onto their local library's website and instantly search the catalogs. They might find a simple Google search useful depending upon the nature of the question. They could search for relevant books on Google Scholar. They could search online academic journals, or the newspapers from any major city (and even many not major cities). Most of this information could be gathered in under an hour. Now, this person has to sort through it all. Internet searches aren't perfect, after all, and they might find that simply Googling the question didn't yield anything useful to guide their research. They turn to academic journals, where their detailed keyword search has yielded around 500 results. This person searched the New York Times and found 30 related results from the past three years. If the question we're seeking to answer is fairly ordinary (non-dissertation type), then the student will likely want to rely on no more than 25 or 30 references, and perhaps even fewer. Thus, they must begin sifting through these results to get the highest quality sources, and most often they must do it with a relatively tight deadline. The challenge now is for the person to reduce the amount of material found into the most usable chunk.

This scenario supports my initial premise (that modern users are better at processing information) because we have to do this all the time. If I'm just searching for a product review, there are so many different avenues available to me. If you want to come away with something useful, you have to develop an instintual ability to sense which information is better than the rest. Technology has made so much information available to us that anyone that cannot quickly sort through it all is woefully unequipped to deal with day-to-day life.

Is college too easy? As study time falls, debate rises by reddit4in Foodforthought

[–]simps984 0 points1 point ago

I'll roll with mountainbrewer's assumption, too, just to point out that a higher percentage of today's population has graduated from high school and college, and even higher as compared to 50 years ago. Maybe that is the higher standard?

Is college too easy? As study time falls, debate rises by reddit4in Foodforthought

[–]simps984 9 points10 points ago

You're right, and I think you touch upon a point I was trying to get at.

Some of my friends in other majors would look at me like I had a third eye when I told them I did almost all of my reading, because it simply didn't make sense for them to do so.

Part of the reason why it didn't make sense for students to do all their reading, or to max out on studying, is that today's students understand how school is like a game - get so many points, and you win.

College is a game that you can win by getting high grades. In the game you get bonus points for getting high grades AND for living a satisfying life (for example: having a vibrant social life, or adequate leisure time).

If we spend more time doing X, then we have less time for Y. Same goes for studying. Students know that by minimizing time spent studying, they have more time for all the other activities. I believe there are more activities available to today's students. I'm 28 years old, I don't know how people got things done in the '60s, but I can't imagine how people arranged activities without cell phones or the internet. Obviously people did things, but I cannot believe that this system was more efficient than what technology allows us to do today. Since these alternative activities are more available to today's students, students are more likely to try and find ways to experience those activities. Compare that to a student of the 60's, who had less things going on in their overall social sphere. I think that student is more likely to be satisfied spending more time in the library (as compared to a student of the '00s), due to a lower amount of alternative activities.

College has not gotten easier. Students have competing priorities (misguided as they may be), and they have figured a way to have it both ways (good grades, and plenty of time for other activities).

Is college too easy? As study time falls, debate rises by reddit4in Foodforthought

[–]simps984 -7 points-6 points ago

Admittedly it is an easy conclusion to arrive at, however I've met very few people over the age of 40 who are better than the average 20 year old at all-around computer use.

Is college too easy? As study time falls, debate rises by reddit4in Foodforthought

[–]simps984 71 points72 points ago

I think that our generation's use of the internet has increased our ability to critically assess a great deal of information in much less time, making research and analysis quicker. The internet has exposed people to exponentially more information on a daily basis compared to students of the '60s. With so much information available, users have to become better at processing that information, deciding what is worth noting, and what information should be disregarded. I don't think it is a stretch to assume that ability carries over to reading textbooks, which can have redundant information (knowledge the student gained from earlier classes or experiences), and filler material (one reason textbook publishers justify their high price is the sheer size of their book).

I take issue with the notion that "hours spent studying" is an accurate measure of "how well students are learning, or how well colleges are teaching." Current students have many more demands on their attention, not all of them are positive - multiple entertainment options like videogames and television are a prime example. Also, increased communication with social circles (through cell phones and the internet) means that students are more aware of social activities than before, when gatherings were organized primarily by word-of-mouth. These options compete with studying for students' time, and I think in response today's students have become more efficient at studying. A student in the 1960's might have been comfortable spending more time reading in the library because they did not have as many alternative options.

Shaving Rave by notsashabinghamin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]simps984 2 points3 points ago

I figured typo, but still read the comic with a "boom boom boom boom" club beat in my head.

After three years of forcing me to watch it, my girlfriend finally said something critical of "Glee" by tylermezin funny

[–]simps984 -1 points0 points ago

happened to me with americas next top models. and thats only one quarter gay as glee.

Don't make fun of gays, fag!

Continuing the journey of lost STL landmarks: Forest Park Highlands by if_man_is_fivein StLouis

[–]simps984 2 points3 points ago

I like the idea, but dang that red background isn't easy on the eyes. I can't read it for more than a few minutes.

Report: Kerry Wood To Retire Today – Let’s Remember Him At His (Really, Anyone’s) Best by dallashoosierin baseball

[–]simps984 -6 points-5 points ago

Take it as a compliment. There were so many times during the 00's that I sighed with relief when Wood/Prior went down.

Report: Kerry Wood To Retire Today – Let’s Remember Him At His (Really, Anyone’s) Best by dallashoosierin baseball

[–]simps984 2 points3 points ago

Because it's the Cubs, I have to say I think we Cardinals take to our retired athletes pretty well, too.

Visit ITAP? Check out my mobile ITAP menu app! by ugartin StLouis

[–]simps984 0 points1 point ago

You couldn't have the app scrape the text off of ITAP's website whenever you ran/refreshed the app?

It could be useful then by providing more information about the beers on tap (IE history, why it is served in that particular glass, tasting notes, food pairing notes, search for retail availability in the area/region)

Then you could also add a "punchcard" type functionality, whereby users recorded what beers they had, rated them on a scale of 1-10, and then attached their notes or pictures.

And then you could go one further and add Facebook/Twitter connectivity, whereby it asks if you want to share the beer you had, your notes, location, and pictures on your feed or post it as a status update.

Why College Football Should Be Banned - WSJ.com by brattlebrixin TrueReddit

[–]simps984 6 points7 points ago

I see what you did there, but I don't think it's great spin. 57% profiting isn't high enough to make it OK for 43% to lose money. I'd rather have football go away and all schools start from square one. Aside from pure dollars and cents, there are other issues with football, like encouraging binge drinking, and falsely applying affirmative action policies (for example, schools whose diversity comes in part from recruiting basketball and football players of color - assuming we accept the premise that basketball and football players don't get as much out of college as average students).

Brandon Inge's Grand Slam "Spider-Man Stare" by localguy69in baseball

[–]simps984 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me more of Smeagol

Pujols gets angry at Aybar during postgame (video) by edge_in baseball

[–]simps984 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if his elbow is giving him problems. Odd how he looked at it like that after swinging his glove.

Nuts in beer? by itsbloodlustduhin Homebrewing

[–]simps984 1 point2 points ago

My favorite session beer is Winged Nut by Urban Chestnut. Only information I could easily find:

Winged Nut, Revolution Series #1: We affectionately refer to the first beer in our Revolution series of modern, American craft beer, as our unusual little bird. It’s a little on the flighty side @ 5.7% ABV, and it’s a little on the wacky side because we brew it with finely milled chestnuts (genus castanea …for you nut freaks), Willamette hops, and we ferment it with a Bavarian Weissbier yeast strain. All of these nuances contribute to its ‘nutty’ personality. Stats: 25 IBU, 5.7% ABV, 14.5 Original Gravity

I screwed around in high school and now I'm paying the price. Does anybody have tips and/or suggestions about supporting a family and going to college? by PhineasTheSecondedin StLouis

[–]simps984 0 points1 point ago

You might consider looking at programs offered by UMSL. They have some programs tailored for working adults, where most of the courses are on nights/weekends.

Can we all just brag for a moment? by rastabeanin AskReddit

[–]simps984 2 points3 points ago

Five years ago my relationships were on the rocks, I was doing poorly at college (barely graduated with a shitty degree), and had trouble just finding a job. After busting my ass since then, I'm going to be receiving a Master's degree next week, graduating with a 3.80 GPA. I'm getting married in June, closing on a house just before then, and two months ago I started a great first job with a very successful and professional organization which will put me on the right path for my career. I'm young, in good health, and aside from this looming mortgage, am debt-free. We got a great deal on a house that is priced within our means, but in terms of finish/quality is definitely above our means.

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