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The United States is one of only 3 countries to not offer paid maternity leave. by Andewz111in politics

[–]silent_p 4 points5 points ago

Man, so in Canada a person can actually carry another baby to term during their paid maternity leave. If done perpetually, could a person theoretically get pregnant for a living?

Gay Baby Kid by TabbageGirlin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]silent_p 8 points9 points ago

Well, there really isn't anything innately wrong with awkward silence, either. It seems pretty apt, really. People who are easy-going shouldn't have a problem with silence or gay babies.

My friend is really proud of his body. by Broujein funny

[–]silent_p 525 points526 points ago

That boy is built like mayonnaise. Work it!

What is happening on the cellular level when you rub lotion into your skin, and why is it good for you? by csiharin askscience

[–]silent_p 4 points5 points ago

It could allow you to take a medication like pain killers and apply directly to forehead.

His first time. by frfrfranzyin trees

[–]silent_p 0 points1 point ago

Guys, fighting a war isn't the only way to gain independence...

Sincerely, Canada.

GOP claim that President Obama has "spent more than every other president combined" is a total fabrication by HouseSpeakerin politics

[–]silent_p -1 points0 points ago

Well, that's what I'm going for. They're all pretty much arbitrary benchmarks and goals that can't really be attributed to any particular plan or style of leadership.

GOP claim that President Obama has "spent more than every other president combined" is a total fabrication by HouseSpeakerin politics

[–]silent_p -10 points-9 points ago

He killed Bin Laden, and destroyed a lot of American rights. Bush declared mission accomplished after doing a whole lot less. I think with something as abstract as a "war on terror" you can say it's over or won pretty much whenever you want.

He does not look that big... by lamqueensblvd_in hockey

[–]silent_p 1 point2 points ago

Hit me with your genie's bottle!

I wanna feel your toxic all over me...

Brazil rocked by abortion for 9-year-old rape victim: Church excommunicates mother and doctors – but not accused rapist by pretzelzetzelin atheism

[–]silent_p 1 point2 points ago

Not that it would matter for the excommunication issue. But you know... a rape that leads to a pregnancy isn't a difficult crime to prove, since there's pretty damning evidence.

Levels of waste in the USA reach a new high... by I_am_not_angryin funny

[–]silent_p 8 points9 points ago

It's for all those Americans who like to eat their jellybeans one at a tim...phht hahahaha, sorry! I couldn't finish that with a straight face.

Brazil rocked by abortion for 9-year-old rape victim: Church excommunicates mother and doctors – but not accused rapist by pretzelzetzelin atheism

[–]silent_p 4 points5 points ago

I bet they could find some evidence if they needed to. I think he left some in that little girl...

Prom celebrations in Bulgaria. by yomatzin WTF

[–]silent_p 0 points1 point ago

I'll admit, the Jersey Shore does influence my judgement of American culture.

Nokia Successor by villain717in funny

[–]silent_p 32 points33 points ago

I'm interested in this phone, but I am the opposite of interested in being forced to use Bing.

Blink 182 Now & Then by JimboRSAin WTF

[–]silent_p -3 points-2 points ago

No, the title is just some good advice. You have to remember to get some Blink 182, now and then.

AskScience, would I be safe from a Tsunami if I swam 30 feet below the surface with SCUBA gear? by Wingserin askscience

[–]silent_p 3 points4 points ago

Alright, so if a tsunami was coming, I should put on my scuba gear, go like a few hundred feet out in the ocean, and then anchor myself down somehow?

Introducing House Bluth by Col-Hans-Landain gameofthrones

[–]silent_p 9 points10 points ago

Well, I haven't watched Firefly, but I assume it's full of secret incest. And what about those Mexican brothers in Breaking Bad?

Introducing House Bluth by Col-Hans-Landain gameofthrones

[–]silent_p 42 points43 points ago

Arrested Development, Game of Thrones, The Brady Bunch, Everybody Loves Raymond, Battlestar Galactica, Adventure Time, The Simpsons, South Park, Parks and Recreation, Judge Judy...

Huh. The theory seems pretty solid.

What is something you've always wanted to do, but feel discouraged because of your gender? by cptphiferin AskReddit

[–]silent_p 4 points5 points ago

You can in a lot of places in the United States, too. As in it's legal. It'd probably be hard to do it without being harassed, unfortunately.

My wife left me today. This was the first thing I did. by Thehead314in pics

[–]silent_p -1 points0 points ago

Get a hooker to jerk off your lawyer! Delete the gym from facebook!

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