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Directed by Tim Burton: Johnny Depp is eccentric and creepy with pale makeup. Anyone else think this paradigm has just become a parody of itself at this point? by snorchin movies

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That fucking face by Matt08642in funny

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Fool me once, twice on shame. Fool me again, we don't get fooled again.

Parenting win! by dcool22in videos

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Fucking thumbs.

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Coheed Supporting Iron Maiden This Summer (facebook.com)

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Threatened by Sargent for trying to file a complaint about his officer. Please Help. by shortflipin Bad_Cop_No_Donut

[–]shortflip[S] 4 points5 points ago

I believe she did. Her and her father are both coming to the station with me tomorrow to file the complaint.

Threatened by Sargent for trying to file a complaint about his officer. Please Help. by shortflipin Bad_Cop_No_Donut

[–]shortflip[S] 4 points5 points ago

A friend just told me this particular police department is notorious for corruption. Btw, this was the Bensalem Police Department in Bucks County, PA.

Threatened by Sargent for trying to file a complaint about his officer. Please Help. by shortflipin Bad_Cop_No_Donut

[–]shortflip[S] 2 points3 points ago

It's two party unfortunately. Also, I'm worried that I said something stupid (even though I don't think I did).

Threatened by Sargent for trying to file a complaint about his officer. Please Help. by shortflipin Bad_Cop_No_Donut

[–]shortflip[S] 2 points3 points ago

I tried, but I didn't want to get out of the car and head over to him. It wasn't a huge deal until he told my friend that he was going to arrest me.

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Threatened by Sargent for trying to file a complaint about his officer. Please Help. (self.Bad_Cop_No_Donut)

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I HATE THIS SO MUCH WHEN TRYING TO DOWNLOAD SOMETHING by brohmzin funny

[–]shortflip -1 points0 points ago

holy capslock

TIL about rocks in Death Valley that will move hundreds of feet on there own. Made more confusing by the fact no one has seen the rocks move, just the trails behind them. by BruceWIllisIsOkin todayilearned

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The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles

Yo by vulpesvulpes_in funny

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I put the money in the envelope, the envelope in the jacket and the jacket on the kangaroo, and now he's hoppin' away!

When I Was a Baby... by Kitty5292in LetsNotMeet

[–]shortflip 5 points6 points ago

Sudafed, you mean?

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There were no biscuits at my Thanksgiving dinner. (self.firstworldproblems)

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TIL we don't really know where the word 'jazz' came from. by dddanielin todayilearned

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Aliens.

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Tik Tok as sung by Batman (commanderikari.tumblr.com)

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My Reese's cup is taking too long to freeze. (self.firstworldproblems)

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TIL that in the legend of Narcissus (who fell in love with his reflection), a woman named Echo fell in love with him. When her love was not returned, she screamed in a cave until she faded into nothing, and only her voice remained. The words narcissistic and echo are historically related. by fapster19in todayilearned

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House of Leaves?

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Minecraft just updated but if I play now, I'll just have to start a new world for the next update. (self.firstworldproblems)

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Deathly Hallows: Part II Abridged Script by shortflipin harrypotter

[–]shortflip[S] 1 point2 points ago

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The guy who did this obviously didn't read the books. Calm yourself and enjoy.

It doesn't feel good man. by ios_kin funny

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Faggot.

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Deathly Hallows: Part II Abridged Script (the-editing-room.com)

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My binders for school. by MasterInceptorin funny

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This kind of shit is why I unsubscribed from f7u12.

Pretty sure if I went to Hogwarts I'd be at least 20lbs bigger by superiority_complexin harrypotter

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Well I mainly meant the men, and it's not to say that every muggle has to be fat because they can't do magic.

Pretty sure if I went to Hogwarts I'd be at least 20lbs bigger by superiority_complexin harrypotter

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There is a theory that using magic requires calorie intake, much like exercising. That's why the least magical characters (the Dursleys) are so big. Another point is that when Neville starts becoming a badass he slims up, because the butterbeer fuels his snake-hating fury.

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