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Best concert merch ever. by funkemanin WTF

[–]shiftdnb 1 point2 points ago

Environmentally conscience masturbators

Flashing headlights to warn of speed trap protected by the First Amendment: judge by salchichasyquesoin news

[–]shiftdnb 0 points1 point ago

I'm not saying it should be a citation. I'm just saying it was a moronic thing to do. Speeding on the highway is one thing, but people speeding through a neighborhood should be caught. Is he going to stay out there forever and flash speeders to slow them down to help his neighbors?

NPR’s listeners best-informed, Fox viewers worst-informed by bluespapain news

[–]shiftdnb 2 points3 points ago

Best is they actually included the Daily Show and those people were better informed than most.

Asked my elementary school crush to prom this year. by goosefishin aww

[–]shiftdnb 2 points3 points ago

That's his belt

Flashing headlights to warn of speed trap protected by the First Amendment: judge by salchichasyquesoin news

[–]shiftdnb 4 points5 points ago

Okay, I'm all for flashing your high beams but this seems really weird to me. The guy is in his house and sees the cop out with a radar gun in front of his house. Goes and parks his car up the road so people speeding in his neighborhood will not get a ticket. It's one thing to do on the highway it's another to do it in a neighborhood. I know in my neighborhood I get pissed at people speeding through it, and for damn sure wouldn't be helping them avoid a speeding ticket.

SEC speed by paperwaspin CFB

[–]shiftdnb -1 points0 points ago

I believe you're wrong. SEC speed refers to the fact that EVERYONE is fast. It goes right on down the depth chart.

This happens to a friend of mine all the time. by JubeltheBearin AdviceAnimals

[–]shiftdnb -1 points0 points ago

Could he have become gay to make crude jokes? Like the Dentist in the Seinfeld episode becoming a Jew to tell Jewish jokes.

The greatest philosophical question of our time. by WriteOnSCin funny

[–]shiftdnb 1 point2 points ago

Read the ending like Big Gay Al: TWAS' AWWWEEESOMMMMEEE!

Bobby Valentine gets a chewing gum rebuttal from umpire during on-field argument | Big League Stew - Yahoo! Sports by dlofferin sports

[–]shiftdnb 1 point2 points ago

Not only did the umpire spit out his gum, he missed the call!

Sens. Schumer and Bob Casey, D-Pa. to unveil the 'Ex-Patriot Act' that will impose a 30 percent tax on the capital gains of anybody who renounces their U.S. citizenship by iupetrein politics

[–]shiftdnb 0 points1 point ago

Yes, but even people that get all their taxes back and live in the states have to file their taxes. If you have never lived in the US and don't want to deal with the paperwork just get rid of your citizenship. Why keep it anyway? Most do because it makes it easier then having to do all the paperwork for visas and what not, so basically you're doing paperwork not to do paperwork so it all evens out in the end. Really I'm just speaking out of my ass and don't know all that much about what it takes for a foreigner to come visit this country for any extended period of time. Just an assumption on how it works but it seems pretty logical to me, if you don't want to pay US taxes and don't or have never lived in the US, don't claim dual citizenship.

Sens. Schumer and Bob Casey, D-Pa. to unveil the 'Ex-Patriot Act' that will impose a 30 percent tax on the capital gains of anybody who renounces their U.S. citizenship by iupetrein politics

[–]shiftdnb 2 points3 points ago

This needs to be upvoted. Didn't realize that there was a certain level in which it kicked in. Again the rich are trying to make this something about everyone when it only really affects people that are well off anyway.

TIL President Reagan once wrote a letter to a boy who was requesting federal funds to clean his room. by yodaman293in todayilearned

[–]shiftdnb 0 points1 point ago

Volunteer programs!?! Ronald Regan is a commie!!! Or at least that's what Fox News would say about this letter if Regan were running today.

I made a facebook group for Atheists at my school. Christian got angry at the idea of that and sent me this. by Felix06in atheism

[–]shiftdnb 8 points9 points ago

While reading this I kept thinking to myself this was Mitt Romney if he were a high school student today.

How many of you have paid for your meal at a wedding? My gf and I are expected to pay $80-100 each for our meals at an upcoming wedding, the bride says its an "unspoken tradition" by bootsmegamixin AskReddit

[–]shiftdnb 1 point2 points ago

Hotels and caterers upcharge the shit out of meals. Not only are you paying the meal cost, which is already overblown, you're paying a service charge that can be double digit percentages. I might be mistaken, cause it's been a couple years, but I worked at a hotel that charged a 20% service charge.

Found this at Walmart by mepperin WTF

[–]shiftdnb 0 points1 point ago

sorry man you guys are the only ones that can pull it off.

Romney has no memory of holding down gay teen and cutting off his hair. by GBGuyin politics

[–]shiftdnb 0 points1 point ago

I think he does have the memory of it or knows that he did other similar things and doesn't remember the specific incident, or he would flat out deny it.

Just... Amazing... (Real, not fake, source link provided) by dragonworthyin pics

[–]shiftdnb -1 points0 points ago

literally

So my husband finally stuck his dick in my ass. by NiferVolin sex

[–]shiftdnb 1 point2 points ago

I'm grossed out by a heavy wipe poop on my own ass let alone having someone else's shit on me.

A 'vicious' Romney prank by IAmperfectlyCalmin politics

[–]shiftdnb 0 points1 point ago

If he was in high school today and did this, what would happen?

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