My boyfriend of 2 years just broke up with me because I'm not Indian, and he knew it would never work from the beginning. Dear Redditors- what are the most crappy break up reasons/excuses you have ever heard?

OkaysOkays · 1 month

This happened to me after college. My girlfriend was Jewish and I was definitely not.

caman3 · 1 month

Okay, honestly, what's not to like about Jesus? He is a great character to contrast the joyless vengeful prick of a God in the Old Testament.

I think it's an awkward narrative to create a martyr to subjugate the simple minds of the masses. As far as fictional characters go, I think there will be more worshippers of Luke Skywalker or Optimus Prime in 200 years.

caman3 · 1 month

Jesus is a good guy, he's really humble and hard working, I sure hope he's allowed resident alien status so that his kids have a chance at citizenship and the American dream. He seems like a good father and a he's probably a very good neighbor.

Al_the_hologram · 4 months

In BSG, I will always remember that incredible scene where you as the Chaplain and the Cylon (both just exposed as Cylons, obviously) had that deep existential and spiritual interchange about... EVERYTHING.

stayhandmade · 4 months

Don't have a baby under 18... though statistically it's better for your health longterm, it's going to screw up everything else in your life... EVERYTHING.

filledwithworms · 4 months

Grapples are shitty and just taste like bad grape candy flavoring.

winnifer · 4 months

I want to take this time to give you peeps a time out and to say that relationships are soul-crushing. Love will happen naturally or not at all. Also marriage is pointless and cruel to all parties involved.

badarabdad · 5 months

What a sad sorry douche.

"I'm disappointed in you."

ASwoosh · 6 months

I got caught. I got sued. I don't download torrents now. Pay for your media. Consume less media. Live a better life.

MiriP · 8 months

If he's not into it, he's going to make a shitty husband. He will own you.

Don't marry this guy like this. He's got to man up and do it right.

BTW Marriage sucks.

JesusRollerBlading · 8 months

I would love to be an Imagineer!

zeb1 · 8 months

I have seen him in the day light and can confirm that he neither bursted into flames or sparkled. He also didn't have cold clammy flesh. He was indeed just a human.

cyclopath · 8 months

unintelligible gobbledygook... I've tried so many times... so much crap in there that is unintelligible. Try the NIV (new international version), it's in somewhat modern english. Still a big stupid book.

Smut_Peddler · 8 months

The difference in the kick isn't really an issue between (9MM, 40 and 45) it's price and reliability. Here are some excellent first handguns...

Not in any particular order.

Any CZ 9MM Springfield XD-9 Glock 9MM (any) any S&W M&P Pistol (don't get any S&W semiautos from before the M&P series) Any Taurus or Kahr 9MM Or any Colt 1911 (Kimber, Colt, Para Ordnance, etc.)

DON'T GET A SIGMA!!!

jenniferwillow · 8 months

870 Express (again).

im4monkees · 8 months

Don't talk bad about people. Mind your own business. Don't be part of the peanut gallery. The people that gossip about people are usually the help. Stop being a petty person and let little people talk about stupid people.

mundungous · 9 months

She is goddamned beautiful

eieiooo · 9 months

Sorry. You are either (1) LDS or (2) gay. There is NO WHERE these two identities intersect in an acceptable way. (Plus, Mormons believe in hilarious and stupid shot... even more hilarious that the (comparatively) run-of-the-mill Christian idiocy.

sidedumper · 9 months

No and good riddance.

sevenoutdb · 9 months

Koyaanisqatsi was mind altering. Required reading

We Live in Public

Microcosm

The Smartest Guys in the Room

ishara08 · 9 months

If this guy is an eligible bachelor and you are single as well then what's the big deal? Adults have sex. Adults have lots of sex. Adults have sex because they are happy, adults have sex because they are sad, adults have sex because they are drunk, adults have sex because they are angry, adults have sex because sex is a normal human thing to do. Women (and pansy men) load up all this bullshit extra meaning. This guy loves you, why can't you just go along with what feels natural? Your brain knows a lot more about what you want than the brain you used to create this fear/guilt/shame based dilemma. We are supposed to seek each other out. Your reason for denying this guy is an excuse. You can't stop having thoughts because not having control of our thoughts is called humanity. Embrace life and embrace that this life is finite. One life affirming fling with a man that you care about and that probably loves you more than he can understand (despite you telling him not to love you). You can be his fantasy come true and you can fulfill your curiosity, even for just a few fleeting moments that you will remember forever. 20 or 30 years from now, you will regret not allowing yourself a favorite mistake/guilty pleasure and to "let him get away".

EleventyEleven · 9 months

buy a used Hyundai and put the rest in the bank

lawpoop · 9 months

Refurb Blu-ray with Netflix app ~$65

violentacrez · 9 months

Fuck these trees. Fuck them all the way to tree hell and back. Fucking asshole trees that cover my car with sticky shit and gay purple derp. FUck jacarandas, FUCK YOU Jack A Randa, you fucking prick, fruit trees would be WAY better. Dick.

I honestly despise these treese despite their pleasing purple-ness. Fuck them.

Other_Animal · 10 months

Are you anticipating having a lot of children in your room? If no, put it Under your bed or in a closet, loaded but with an empty breach and several extra shells nearby (or a side mounted 4/5/6 shell holder).

If you ever needed a shotgun, you can't just go out and get one.

sevenoutdb

TROPHY CASE

you'll need to login or register to do that

create a new account

login