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Why I read small town newspaper police reports by bonsai_budsin funny

[–]scottmale24 16 points17 points ago

Or Vermillion, Kanto?

Marilyn Monroe shower curtain by Thrusthamsterin funny

[–]scottmale24 0 points1 point ago

What are your custom "Cards Against Humanity" cards? by TooLazyForThisShitin boardgames

[–]scottmale24 1 point2 points ago

We don't have many, but so far the one that gets the best laugh is "When I get aroused, I don't 'pitch a tent'. Instead I 'pitch _____'"

Or something to that effect.

Ebay Scammer gets Judge Judied by snkngshpsin JusticePorn

[–]scottmale24 14 points15 points ago

Don't know how trustworthy this is, but she apparently lost her kids and went to prison.

This was common in China until 1949 by nd3rin WTF

[–]scottmale24 -1 points0 points ago

Psh, another victim of the manocentric maleocracy.

It's the gentle paw that makes it. [NSFW] by dummystupidin WTF

[–]scottmale24 2 points3 points ago

Sure is zoophilia up in here.

In around 120 years, every person currently alive will be dead, and the earth will be completely populated with people that have not yet been born. What other inevitable facts about the future do you think about? by diddletapflamdiddlein AskReddit

[–]scottmale24 0 points1 point ago

You will never experience a single moment in your life where somebody, somewhere, isn't dying.

In around 120 years, every person currently alive will be dead, and the earth will be completely populated with people that have not yet been born. What other inevitable facts about the future do you think about? by diddletapflamdiddlein AskReddit

[–]scottmale24 7 points8 points ago

Clearly, this man is ignoring the third of the world without electricity.

What trivial act would you like to ban or make illegal? Personally, I would like to outlaw public speakers who start off by saying, "I can't hear you!" or "Let's try that again!" by danger_mcboomin AskReddit

[–]scottmale24 1 point2 points ago

Sign me up. An island of smokers means I can smoke indoors. I'll feel like a king.

IAm Phil LaMarr voice actor, face actor (Mad TV, Pulp Fiction, Futurama) by Imphillamarrin IAmA

[–]scottmale24 2 points3 points ago

Do they also have a game where you can do the lighting for THE GODFATHER?

I think I'd play that if it was done right.

IAm Phil LaMarr voice actor, face actor (Mad TV, Pulp Fiction, Futurama) by Imphillamarrin IAmA

[–]scottmale24 2 points3 points ago

the reality is that he just couldn't think of anything good enough, so he took the lazy way out.

Really? I always considered it a deconstruction of the MacGuffin trope. You don't need to know what's in the briefcase, because it's irrelevant; it only exists to move the plot along.

For pool lanterns, stick a glow stick in a balloon and blow it up! by actonesceneonein LifeProTips

[–]scottmale24 21 points22 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/2JK1C.png

moment of ovulation accidentally photographed during a hysterectomy by nudebeachin WTF

[–]scottmale24 2 points3 points ago

Well, this is gonna be difficult to masturbate to.

A Reddit Production by unbuiltnukein funny

[–]scottmale24 -1 points0 points ago

Why is Nick Furry throbbing?

Genetic Engineering by RickyBelangerin Minecraft

[–]scottmale24 0 points1 point ago

I stand corrected.

Genetic Engineering by RickyBelangerin Minecraft

[–]scottmale24 16 points17 points ago

Psh, it's not genetic engineering. It's just lemarchian evolution!

One of these wines is not like the other. One of these wines just isn't the same. by stupidlyuglyin cripplingalcoholism

[–]scottmale24 0 points1 point ago

Franzia White Zinfandel is a great chugging wine.

2-4 players. Half the fun is finding someone to play with! by iLiveInyourTreesin funny

[–]scottmale24 2 points3 points ago

And here's the rules. Sounds... uh... sounds fun.

Why isn't ejaculation after penetration instantaneous? by lookbusyjesusiscominin askscience

[–]scottmale24 2 points3 points ago

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=secrets-of-the-phallus

how you know you're drinking a girly drink by scottschismin pics

[–]scottmale24 0 points1 point ago

Or a Yuengling.

I need movies with lines/scenes about the night sky or stars by skyMoviesin movies

[–]scottmale24 1 point2 points ago

Men in black has this small segment, once in the beginning and then again at the end

"They're beautiful, aren't they? Stars. I never look at them anymore, but they actually are quite... beautiful."

Who else thinks this looks absolutely nothing like a fucking cowboy hat? by OweeKazoweein pics

[–]scottmale24 1 point2 points ago

Looks fairly spot on to me.

http://bid.showtimeauctions.com/Haentze-Hat-Crafters-Ten-Gallon-Hat_i5839932

Wooden Spiral Staircase, Pele's Castle, Romania by wannap1ayagamein pics

[–]scottmale24 1 point2 points ago

From the latin spira, meaning coil or twist.

Pixar Avengers Posted by J.m. Walter to Cartoon Brew’s Facebook page. by TheCheatCommandoin movies

[–]scottmale24 205 points206 points ago

Made even more awesome because Ultimate Nick Fury is based off of Samuel L. Jackson to begin with.

There are many layers of Sam Jackson going on here, and I approve of them all.

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UFO sighting (of sorts) in upstate NY. (self.UFOs)

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