IAmA girl who found out her crush is gay. AMAA

UltimateSunrise · 2012-05-26T22:34:08.529304+00:00

Yup, getting married this summer!

UltimateSunrise · 2012-05-26T22:13:05.944111+00:00

Back in High School there was a girl in our group of friends we called the spatula. After she dated a boy for a few months, they broke up and the guy came out as gay. That happened three times in a row. Spatula like she flipped them over gay.

dw_zdk87 · 2012-05-26T20:53:09.264862+00:00

My roommate has been dating a girl for over a year, it took about 12 months for him to save her number in his cell.

roflz · 2012-05-26T00:34:51.226300+00:00

I would go down on a girl while mud-wrestling.

When I was younger I was a complete germaphobe. I got over it as I grew up and realized that even if a dude drops a duece and uses the doorknob without washing I'm never going to get sick from that.

brownboy13 · 2012-05-25T16:43:39.521345-07:00

Me too, I was bloody confused and thought it was just my own computer wiggin' out.

well_it_looks_like · 2012-05-25T23:30:33.504166+00:00

Really dude? Just fucking say, "Hi, noticed you were wearing a reddit shirt. My name is well_it_looks_like."

Who cares if she blows you off, or calls you a creep, or tells you she doesn't want to talk? Way better story to have tried and been horribly rejected than never tried at all.

Pixlr · 1 day

Holy... Even if its a repost, this is the first time I have seen it.

This is why I have a passion for photography. What a story, all in just a few pixels. Incredible....

nomdeweb · 1 day

Where, why, when?

Senor_Wilson · 1 day

I have no problem talking while at the urinal, nor standing next to an occupied urinal. Whats the big deal, everyone pees.

iamstandingbehindyou · 3 days

Radius of the moon or space station. But I see where you're going.

e4Montages · 3 days

Yeah, can someone with science experience explain what happens to his body each time he ingests objects not meant for consumption.

remember_that_1_time · 5 days

The grilled cheese, plus the IPA, is delisioso.

marcussantiago · 7 days

Did you by chance, use this username on current.com?

Doormat-Dramaqueen · 7 days

Little of both. Communication is the number one priority in a relationship, and right now you two are failing at it. You shouldn't wait on him at all. He doesn't treat you like a princess, he treats you like a convenience he can reach out to.

geefzilla · 8 days

Hemp Blonde Homebrew, mmm

scadsofemotion · 8 days

Yeah, I saw him in 2004, and I could barely understand the gravel coming out of his mouth :(

Okuu-Trollzy · 8 days

Almost shot my friend.

My buddy and I were taking pictures with a 308 out in the desert. Big gun.

He was about to lean down by the barrel and take a picture of me looking down it. Right before he went in front of me he asks, "Is it loaded?"

I pulled the trigger to find out. I know I'm dumb.

Bigguy01 · 8 days

These subs are full of info, and motivational. You're gonna lose that weight!

whybeone · 8 days

Hey, I'm alive in a free county. I have clean water, a toilet, some income, family, and friends. And a lovely reddit communuty. It's a solid 11.

kiddicus · 8 days

I like to drink when the arms of my watch are pointing directions on days that end in "Y".

whereyoureat · 8 days

He has an advantage at Edward Fortyhands.

whereyoureat · 8 days

And a fleshlight.

WrongLife · 8 days

Healthy or not, some people are bitter about the natural metabolism. What I dislike about my skinny genes is that I can't build epic muscle mass. Even when I lift weights like crazy, eat protein out the wazzoo, I'm still sticklike.

FreddietheFreeloader · 8 days

First warning is a tapping of the brakes. Flash them reds at'm.

Next warning is a triple tap of the brakes. I think it braking language it means, "Fuck you, off my ass."

If those fail I start tapping out morse code, decelerating while doing so.

thedeejus · 8 days

Nah, I prefer urinating in a urinal adjacent to another dude. Makes them uncomfortable.

roflz

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