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A quick question about keeping scotch. by ayedfyin Scotch

[–]robert_ahnmeischaft 0 points1 point ago

/lurk

There's also this gadget. Works a treat.

My wife makes fun of me for drinking white wine because she says it isn't "manly," so I got a set of these. by bigwilliestylezin funny

[–]robert_ahnmeischaft 1 point2 points ago

I like the cut of your jib. Like you, I bake, do most of the cooking, grow and preserve much of my own fruits and vegetables (my peach jelly is fucking awesome), own many tools and a few guns, love to fish, can fix cars, and grill and barbecue like a boss. And I love single-malt Scotch.

Those who harbor gender stereotypes can DIAF as far as I care.

My wife makes fun of me for drinking white wine because she says it isn't "manly," so I got a set of these. by bigwilliestylezin funny

[–]robert_ahnmeischaft 0 points1 point ago

All I have to say is...thanks for spelling "palate" correctly.

Reddit, what small things do you do that is out of the norm? I'll start(Probably NSFW) by Senor_Wilsonin AskReddit

[–]robert_ahnmeischaft 0 points1 point ago

Does your friend even realize he licks his food first?

Reddit, what small things do you do that is out of the norm? I'll start(Probably NSFW) by Senor_Wilsonin AskReddit

[–]robert_ahnmeischaft 0 points1 point ago

only my panties can go in the bottom drawer.

Yeah, I noticed that last time I was there. Odd.

Say there is a Hell. What is your idea of eternal damnation? by jesuswigin AskReddit

[–]robert_ahnmeischaft 1 point2 points ago

All's I know is...if there is a Hell, it isn't hot. It's cold.

Spending eternity in a cold, damp, grey place, always on the edge of hypothermia, your fingers always almost numb - so cold it's painful.

That would be Hell.

My new boss is refusing to honor the contract he made me sign and pay me for the time I've worked, what can I do? by horriblebossin AskReddit

[–]robert_ahnmeischaft 0 points1 point ago

Unless it involves a large sum of money, they're not going to give a fuck.

If he's doing it to her, he's likely doing it to the other employees as well. It could very well be a significant sum of money.

What story do you tell that no one belives until you provide proof? (NSFW pics inside) by Leuffenin AskReddit

[–]robert_ahnmeischaft 5 points6 points ago

Why DOES Christian "rock" suck so badly? My theory is that it's because it eschews all of what makes rock & roll what it is - rebellion, dissolution, wild abandon, etc.

What story do you tell that no one belives until you provide proof? (NSFW pics inside) by Leuffenin AskReddit

[–]robert_ahnmeischaft 9 points10 points ago

After the second one, that's when you just say "Fuck it" and piss off to the clubhouse for a beer.

What story do you tell that no one belives until you provide proof? (NSFW pics inside) by Leuffenin AskReddit

[–]robert_ahnmeischaft 3 points4 points ago

Damnit. 4chan ThankYouDriveThrough is leaking again.

What story do you tell that no one belives until you provide proof? (NSFW pics inside) by Leuffenin AskReddit

[–]robert_ahnmeischaft 0 points1 point ago

Do you all live in the same town? Otherwise, the FedEx bills must be a bitch.

What story do you tell that no one belives until you provide proof? (NSFW pics inside) by Leuffenin AskReddit

[–]robert_ahnmeischaft 24 points25 points ago

Susie: "Why won't you tell me what's in that bag?"

Calvin: "It's a severed head."

Susie: "It is NOT! Don't be disgusting!"

Calvin: "Fine. Don't believe me."

Susie: "You said it would come in handy during today's test."

Calvin: "The head is an oracle. I'll put it on my desk and it will tell me answers."

Susie (exasperated): "Forget I asked! I don't even care!"

Calvin (pretending to be the severed head): "SOOOOSIE IS A BOOGER BRAAINN!"

Calvin: "It speaks the truth!"

If you do this, fuck you. by kinglockjawin pics

[–]robert_ahnmeischaft -1 points0 points ago

Until a wind gust comes along, picks it up, and blows it all over the parking lot, into a storm sewer, creek bed, etc.

If you do this, fuck you. by kinglockjawin pics

[–]robert_ahnmeischaft 5 points6 points ago

It happens for the same reason people will stuff trash in a recycle bin when there's a trash can right next to it. People are pigs.

When we laid new carpet in my old house I wrote on the back of it "THIS PIECE OF CARPET IS CONDEMNED" in the case that someone lifted it up. What are some easter eggs you've left for others? by LordApocalypticain AskReddit

[–]robert_ahnmeischaft 0 points1 point ago

That's called "a mess waiting to happen."

This one is wet, this one is wet, and this one is wet...did you dry these in a rainforest?

Can anyone tell me where this is?? Its a long shot. Its my dad sometimes in the 70s. by adapotatain pics

[–]robert_ahnmeischaft 1 point2 points ago

Get some stick-on sideburns. It'll work well enough for Reddit.

Can anyone tell me where this is?? Its a long shot. Its my dad sometimes in the 70s. by adapotatain pics

[–]robert_ahnmeischaft 0 points1 point ago

You magnificent bastard.

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Weird radar picture...any ideas of what's going on here? (self.weather)

submitted ago by robert_ahnmeischaft to weather

So my very first Reddit memory is a post about a man who had been jizzing into the same spot of his carpet for years and needed to know how to clean it. AskReddit, what are some of your most horrifying first memories of Reddit? by Kernath95in AskReddit

[–]robert_ahnmeischaft 0 points1 point ago

Can someone who's seen it summarize? I'd like to be able to sleep.

EDIT: Goddammit I clicked. Fucking moron that I am. Excuse me, I'm off to get some Scotch. A double.

When we laid new carpet in my old house I wrote on the back of it "THIS PIECE OF CARPET IS CONDEMNED" in the case that someone lifted it up. What are some easter eggs you've left for others? by LordApocalypticain AskReddit

[–]robert_ahnmeischaft 0 points1 point ago

I'm a Realtor. Gifts depend on the person. Teetotaling Baptists? Yeah, no booze for them.

First-timers, I tend to give a can of WD-40, a roll of duct tape, and a "how-to-fix-everything-in-the-house" book. Maybe a nice tool kit, too, or a restaurant gift card.

When we laid new carpet in my old house I wrote on the back of it "THIS PIECE OF CARPET IS CONDEMNED" in the case that someone lifted it up. What are some easter eggs you've left for others? by LordApocalypticain AskReddit

[–]robert_ahnmeischaft 2 points3 points ago

You'd be surprised how many gaps you can put shit in as a house is being completed.

I've heard there sometimes is a literal placement of shit. In the spaces between studs, ductwork, etc.

When we laid new carpet in my old house I wrote on the back of it "THIS PIECE OF CARPET IS CONDEMNED" in the case that someone lifted it up. What are some easter eggs you've left for others? by LordApocalypticain AskReddit

[–]robert_ahnmeischaft 2 points3 points ago

Dear Mr. Paul:

Who the fuck are you?

Signed, The Corinthians

When we laid new carpet in my old house I wrote on the back of it "THIS PIECE OF CARPET IS CONDEMNED" in the case that someone lifted it up. What are some easter eggs you've left for others? by LordApocalypticain AskReddit

[–]robert_ahnmeischaft 8 points9 points ago

Now...as I understand, it's only "Pasghetti" if it's on a plate.

In a bowl, it's "Basghetti." Which oddly enough also sounds like some defunct Italian car maker.

When we laid new carpet in my old house I wrote on the back of it "THIS PIECE OF CARPET IS CONDEMNED" in the case that someone lifted it up. What are some easter eggs you've left for others? by LordApocalypticain AskReddit

[–]robert_ahnmeischaft 0 points1 point ago

that thing won't be playable in 40 years. now.

FTFY

Do you ever go the bathroom, just to wipe your ass? by hattalkin AskReddit

[–]robert_ahnmeischaft 1 point2 points ago

I have no way of wetting toilet paper once in the stall.

Strictly speaking that isn't true. Your options for wetting it once seated are just...suboptimal.

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