Rape accuser changes her story, and accused is freed after 5 years in jail. Then she changes her story again, when it looks like she'll have to return her lawsuit winnings

BuboTitan · 2012-05-26T22:28:35.670952+00:00

She may have just said she lied after all these years because the pain of it was gone and she felt bad for him, then realizing SHE would have to pay him she said "Nah fuck that".

All speculation though.

TheTwist · 2012-05-26T01:50:58.112702+00:00

You try being a slave and see if you don't twist a few ears to earn your freedom.

YettiRocker · 2012-05-25T18:05:15.432022-07:00

Bravo.

rhetorikill · 13 days

Saw this and had to share it, I know it doesn't fit perfectly right now but I got this crazy sense of foreboding watching it that its going to fit him perfectly by the time the story is over.

frenzyboard · 1 month

I didn't "bend" anything. He said he got good at in a few months, then he said (speaking to the 'audience') if you want to get good at something its going to take you 15,000 hours basically. 15,000 hours is pretty much 5 years if you take sleep and time off into account, he was blowing smoke up his own ass to make himself feel/look good. I'm sorry that you aren't adept enough at seeing through peoples bullshit.

fondlemyheart · 1 month

My God man! Have you told your parents?

frenzyboard · 1 month

He goes from " I didn't know shit about knifes and I was selling great handmade knifes a month after I made my first one." to " You have to work at something for 15,000 hours before someone is going to want your product".

This guy needs to GTF over himself.

fondlemyheart · 1 month

See both those things you said where funny, you just needed to put more effort into the first joke. I think a good way to tell if a joke you are working on is any good is, if you don't love it after you've seen it a few times everyone else is going to hate it.

fondlemyheart · 1 month

Oh yea because its THIS PICTURE that is going to out him as a fat person. No one knew until he took his shirt off that he was overweight.

fondlemyheart · 1 month

Yea fat people are an easy target and you STILL completely failed at making fun of him.

Cheeseburger? Really? That's all you got bro?

fight4freedom · 1 month

The enemy of my enemy. No one has to LIKE the guy. When I think about it actually, I am pretty anti-Mormon myself. It is probably the second most retarded religion, only losing to Scientology.

rhetorikill · 1 month

The source is posted :D it is not the actual source I learned it from but it covers the same topic.

rhetorikill · 1 month

I'm not smart enough to think that up, haha. I will find the source.

specialsexytm · 1 month

The bottom line is that these are two consenting adults, 18 is the age our society has chosen to name you suitable to make decisions. The position of power argument is pretty much null and void once you hit this age as well. Being in a position of power/authority is probably the number one thing getting men/woman laid in the world right now (Or the power/authority that comes with money), it's only wrong to use this against a child.

giveitago · 1 month

Super is latin for "On top of", that was the joke the kid was making. The whole skit was a joke inside a joke, about stupid people and smart people.

Whelks · 2 months

I hate how the narrator talks about Avatar like it was this revolution for the world, it was only new to America. The style and ideas in it are Anime 101.

mailbox123 · 2 months

I only hit a woman once in my life, some crazy lesbo bitch sucker punched my girlfriend (who had just recently lost an arm in a traffic accident) and knocked her down a set of concrete steps we where standing near, my mind just glazed over with righteous fury and I knocked her front teeth out with one punch.

Huge fight broke out after that between like 10 of my friends and 20 of hers, ended up kicking her boyfriend (or brother dont know) through a glass door. Lots of other stuff happened, Ill write it all down some day.

mailbox123 · 2 months

God I just realized I ALWAYS imagine punching the shit out of the villain in every story like this.

Kerriigan · 2 months

Yea, because everyone knows equal rights is one step away from cannibalism. /sarcasm

pizzamanzoo · 2 months

Bugs life was the one that hit the closest to home, you sir, must have a home far away from mine.

Qhost · 2 months

He is one of the old bitter fuckers, doesn't want anyone to live forever because he knows HE won't get to.

Well I say HA-HA NAH-NAH

steelpeters · 2 months

My god, those are some of the most perfect tits in existence.

everycredit · 2 months

Only time it ever happened to me is when I threw my tower in my trunk on top of one of those old green military blankets. Left it their for a few days and it never worked again, static got the poor lad.

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