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If Reddit announced a $100,000 prize for the most down-voted comment of 2012, what would your attempt be? by MyUsernameIs20Digitsin AskReddit

[–]pwnies 0 points1 point ago

I'd link a picture of a cute kitten in spacedicks.

Reddit, what is your favorite browser game? by Timchyain AskReddit

[–]pwnies 14 points15 points ago

Reddit. It's the most addicting one I've played, but no regrets other than the spacedicks level.

I had a customer come up and when I told him we didn't have something in stock say, "Oh Bob SAGET" as if it were a curse word. I lol'd so hard I couldn't breathe. What are some creative curse words that aren't actually curse words? by jpagelin AskReddit

[–]pwnies 1 point2 points ago

Oooohhhhhhhhhhhh ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuddddggggggggeeeeeee around Christmas.

clever ad for Germany by moomoocow88in funny

[–]pwnies -16 points-15 points ago

More a sad reflection on the state of America to me.

I'm not sure if it's a girl, boy, or both. by DerpIssyin WTF

[–]pwnies -1 points0 points ago

Your team.

I say Pastor Worley should build that fence... (Original comic) by deepthot42in atheism

[–]pwnies 15 points16 points ago

More truth than sarcasm if you look at some gated church communes. I feel bad for the kids raised in them.

I had to resist the urge not to eat it immediately. So here you go guys, I give you the Freeman Ring. by kennyyi340in gaming

[–]pwnies 36 points37 points ago

Gaben has spoken. You are the chosen one. Only you can give lead us the gift of “3".

Just got back from a lawyer's office... by grahvityin vertical

[–]pwnies 8 points9 points ago

I like his facial progression each time.

How I feel after playing my bass for an extended period of time and then pick up my guitar... by SisypheanLifein funny

[–]pwnies 28 points29 points ago

The feel of the sound alone is what gets me. I can't feel a guitar vibrating through every bone in my body. It makes me feel really disconnected from my instrument after getting used to a bass.

Woman was on the phone being interviewed for a job and this guy (mayor of Chicago) randomly grabbed her phone to put in a good word. by crapidrawatworkin pics

[–]pwnies 248 points249 points ago

I'm mayor Rahm and this is my favorite employee in the citadel.

Woman was on the phone being interviewed for a job and this guy (mayor of Chicago) randomly grabbed her phone to put in a good word. by crapidrawatworkin pics

[–]pwnies -9 points-8 points ago

I interview a couple people a month at my current job. As nice of an act as this was, it wouldn't fly with me. My time is valuable, I don't care what a politician who has never met you prior to this day says about your character.

Microsoft pulling free development tools for Windows 8 desktop apps, only lets you ride the Metro for free by linucsin programming

[–]pwnies 5 points6 points ago

People said the same thing about Vista, but Microsoft has always had a release cycle that alternated between shitty but with new concepts and refined. XP learned a lot from 2000 and ME. Windows 7 learned a lot from Vista. This is just Microsofts experimental part of the cycle. They know this approach is going to be the way of future tech, so they're taking a hit now to learn more later.

Today my girlfriend told me that she would never have kids with a guy with tattoos because she doesn't want her kids born with the tattoos of the father, as if they were passed genetically. What are some ridiculous science-related ridiculous misconceptions you've had the displeasure to observe? by oldspicerolldadicein AskReddit

[–]pwnies 0 points1 point ago

On the flip side, if we get four people who we know dont have STDs, then introduce another person in the room, one person will develop an STD. Test everyone, then remove the diseased person. Introduce another new person and repeat the process. Eventually all but four people in the world will have STDs.

Megaupload founder Kim Dotcom is demanding access to 135 computers and hard drives that were seized from his home in January, so the data can be used for his defense. Until then, he refuses to give up passwords to encrypted data stored on the machines. by DrJulianBashirin technology

[–]pwnies 3 points4 points ago

What damage has he caused (serious question)?

Megaupload founder Kim Dotcom is demanding access to 135 computers and hard drives that were seized from his home in January, so the data can be used for his defense. Until then, he refuses to give up passwords to encrypted data stored on the machines. by DrJulianBashirin technology

[–]pwnies 3 points4 points ago

Seems like no one has mentioned it yet, so I'll recommend Truecrypt.

My creation seemed flawless... by Beanbakerin funny

[–]pwnies 2 points3 points ago

That's not beans at all. Your username lies!

I will never see the Lion King in the same way... by kickster777in funny

[–]pwnies 3 points4 points ago

I use this in arguments I know I can't win. I'll just lick my thumb, draw it across her forehead, and deal with my losses.

The Reason We All Use Febreeze by DrunkDuckIIIin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]pwnies 26 points27 points ago

After the fourth hour things get sweaty.

Strainer face by jefuchsin pics

[–]pwnies 31 points32 points ago

Looks like Hitchcock to me. Also very creepy.

I wonder where it came from.. by I_did_not_rape_herin funny

[–]pwnies 0 points1 point ago

If you catch the bouquet you get married soon after, but what happens if you catch the dildo?

I hate school. by alihkain funny

[–]pwnies 0 points1 point ago

I miss school. So much freedom to not give a fuck. Now if I don't give a fuck I get fired.

Random Swelling from Common Cold by renoayoureweirdin WTF

[–]pwnies 29 points30 points ago

Duck faces are getting out of hand.

The Reason We All Use Febreeze by DrunkDuckIIIin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]pwnies 17 points18 points ago

Trees and long fap sessions. Those are my use cases.

Was just playing craps when HOLY FUCKING SHIT! by shinobi8in pics

[–]pwnies -1 points0 points ago

I'm sure you can find a “teacher" on craigslist.

That awesome moment when... by GeneralBaconin funny

[–]pwnies 22 points23 points ago

Is this a reference to something?

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