When I was younger I was being prepped for surgery when the nurses informed me they had to shave my pubes. It was the first time that area was ever shaved and it was by a group of 4 nurses. What strange hospital experiences have you encountered? Potentially [NSFW]

Windowarrior · 1 day

These events occurred when my mother was very young and just out of college. Things have changed.

Windowarrior · 1 day

When I was about to be put under to get a metal plate and 8 screws put into my broken arm I was very nervous, possibly because I was on a lot of pain medications.

Me: Mom, what if I don't wake up?

Mom: Oh thats silly, they'll wake you up real quick and tell you to go back to sleep right after the surgery. Just don't say what I had one patient say to me when I woke him up.

Me: What did he say?

Mom: Well he was a really big black guy and was a very polite and cooperative patient until I woke him up after his surgery. He sort of grunted looked and me and said, "Damn girl you got some big ol' titties." I told him that was nice and he should go back to sleep.

I couldn't stop laughing all the way to the surgery room.

littlehowie · 2 days

Hipsters don't have to be logical i'm afraid

littlehowie · 2 days

No you perv! How often does one see a real live dragon and have a camera to get the picture at the same time. Get your head out of the gutter!

littlehowie · 2 days

Hipster deviant artist thinks Cyclops and Jean are too mainstream.

littlehowie · 2 days

at first i was like, "please god no" then i saw the link was to deviantart and now i'm all, "looks pretty cool man" Deadpool: Neat

Limbero · 2 days

I do like them indeed sir. Sorry you haven't gotten more upvotes.

joytoread · 22 days

have they released the system requirements yet? I've scoured that site and can't find shit.

HNIJTM · 23 days

glad to hear i'm not the only one who is feeling suspicious of Uverse service.

oggusfoo · 23 days

If you live in the Hoover area there is supposed to be a healthy/green/yuppie food store moving in across from Sam's Club near the mall.

moonbooly · 23 days

saying Richard Pryor is a bit before someone's time is like saying Plato is a bit before someone's time. He's fucking timeless.....i'll go sob in a corner by myself now.

iYasmine · 23 days

Talking to yourself is almost a per-requisite to get into IB. You should also have brought some essays about unimportant things that you like to write in your spare time. Trust me you will write lots and lots and lots of goddamned essays!!!

moonbooly · 23 days

When I look at the dude I see more of a Richard Pryor...god don't we all miss that man.

origin_unknown · 26 days

i agree radio shows have no positive effect. the jokes are usually not funny, the news is usually a week old and obviously taken from the internet, and the music is usually the censored version because they think more people are listening. someone once said that that the only reason piracy has become such a big deal is because there isn't anything good happening on the radio. I'm inclined to agree.

Davii_bowie · 29 days

My friend is about to have a baby and has her baby room decked out in lion king stuff. I have very little money so, how would I make this?

hackettlp · 29 days

The guy may have just been putting on a show to make sure he still has his job after the next round of voting. Politicians. Fuck'em.

hackettlp · 29 days

Hell if you got the equipment and patience to make 150 gallons in a year you deserve all that delicious home brew!

locke-peter · 1 month

your probably right, or ebay. etsy was just the first thing that came to mind.

saxcy · 1 month

i can't wait to put the Red Devil Guy from cow and chicken on someone else's monitor. you are doing the lords work my man.

locke-peter · 1 month

do it. put it on etsy. give us the link. ???. Profit!!

chaotoroboto · 1 month

shit looks delicious. But i doubt its actually served on such nice plates...if it is served on those really nice plates then I can't afford it. mmmmmmm pho.

Cross88 · 1 month

Ethan is a terrible name to begin with but when people call me Ethan Hawk I still have no idea who the fuck they are talking about.

CancerX · 1 month

shush shush, damnit! We're trying to attract tourist dollars here man!

Ummm....Alabama is really nice....look we have giant statue of a roman god...just don't point that out to the hardcore christians, thanks.

CancerX · 1 month

Second comment I saw: "She might be a white hispanic"

why do i even bother to scroll that far down on al.com?

triobot · 1 month

try plugging it into tineye.com

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