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When I was younger I was being prepped for surgery when the nurses informed me they had to shave my pubes. It was the first time that area was ever shaved and it was by a group of 4 nurses. What strange hospital experiences have you encountered? Potentially [NSFW] by Windowarriorin AskReddit

[–]pumpjockey 413 points414 points ago

When I was about to be put under to get a metal plate and 8 screws put into my broken arm I was very nervous, possibly because I was on a lot of pain medications.

Me: Mom, what if I don't wake up?

Mom: Oh thats silly, they'll wake you up real quick and tell you to go back to sleep right after the surgery. Just don't say what I had one patient say to me when I woke him up.

Me: What did he say?

Mom: Well he was a really big black guy and was a very polite and cooperative patient until I woke him up after his surgery. He sort of grunted looked and me and said, "Damn girl you got some big ol' titties." I told him that was nice and he should go back to sleep.

I couldn't stop laughing all the way to the surgery room.

Disney's The X-Men by littlehowiein comics

[–]pumpjockey 6 points7 points ago

Hipsters don't have to be logical i'm afraid

Disney's The X-Men by littlehowiein comics

[–]pumpjockey 29 points30 points ago

No you perv! How often does one see a real live dragon and have a camera to get the picture at the same time. Get your head out of the gutter!

Disney's The X-Men by littlehowiein comics

[–]pumpjockey 24 points25 points ago

Hipster deviant artist thinks Cyclops and Jean are too mainstream.

Disney's The X-Men by littlehowiein comics

[–]pumpjockey 45 points46 points ago

at first i was like, "please god no" then i saw the link was to deviantart and now i'm all, "looks pretty cool man" Deadpool: Neat

This should be right up your alley, the Justice League as kids! [x-post from /r/comics] by Limberoin webcomics

[–]pumpjockey 0 points1 point ago

I do like them indeed sir. Sorry you haven't gotten more upvotes.

Diablo III - CE Edition arrived! by joytoreadin gaming

[–]pumpjockey 0 points1 point ago

have they released the system requirements yet? I've scoured that site and can't find shit.

Who is the best ISP in Birmingham? by HNIJTMin Birmingham

[–]pumpjockey 1 point2 points ago

glad to hear i'm not the only one who is feeling suspicious of Uverse service.

Is it still green if you have to drive from over the mountain to buy local? by oggusfooin Birmingham

[–]pumpjockey 0 points1 point ago

If you live in the Hoover area there is supposed to be a healthy/green/yuppie food store moving in across from Sam's Club near the mall.

oh hay black nic cage (bottom right) by moonboolyin pics

[–]pumpjockey 0 points1 point ago

saying Richard Pryor is a bit before someone's time is like saying Plato is a bit before someone's time. He's fucking timeless.....i'll go sob in a corner by myself now.

I don't think i'll get in there... by iYasminein fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]pumpjockey 0 points1 point ago

Talking to yourself is almost a per-requisite to get into IB. You should also have brought some essays about unimportant things that you like to write in your spare time. Trust me you will write lots and lots and lots of goddamned essays!!!

oh hay black nic cage (bottom right) by moonboolyin pics

[–]pumpjockey 3 points4 points ago

When I look at the dude I see more of a Richard Pryor...god don't we all miss that man.

103.1 The Vulcan by origin_unknownin Birmingham

[–]pumpjockey 5 points6 points ago

i agree radio shows have no positive effect. the jokes are usually not funny, the news is usually a week old and obviously taken from the internet, and the music is usually the censored version because they think more people are listening. someone once said that that the only reason piracy has become such a big deal is because there isn't anything good happening on the radio. I'm inclined to agree.

Just a piece of art I made for my girlfriends 2 year old daughter by Davii_bowiein pics

[–]pumpjockey 0 points1 point ago

My friend is about to have a baby and has her baby room decked out in lion king stuff. I have very little money so, how would I make this?

Alabama House passes homebrewing law by hackettlpin Birmingham

[–]pumpjockey 1 point2 points ago

The guy may have just been putting on a show to make sure he still has his job after the next round of voting. Politicians. Fuck'em.

Alabama House passes homebrewing law by hackettlpin Birmingham

[–]pumpjockey 2 points3 points ago

Hell if you got the equipment and patience to make 150 gallons in a year you deserve all that delicious home brew!

Thinking about making a t-shirt of this because I love my town. by locke-peterin Birmingham

[–]pumpjockey 0 points1 point ago

your probably right, or ebay. etsy was just the first thing that came to mind.

Made some 90's cartoon wallpapers [1920x1080] by saxcyin wallpaper

[–]pumpjockey 1 point2 points ago

i can't wait to put the Red Devil Guy from cow and chicken on someone else's monitor. you are doing the lords work my man.

Thinking about making a t-shirt of this because I love my town. by locke-peterin Birmingham

[–]pumpjockey 3 points4 points ago

do it. put it on etsy. give us the link. ???. Profit!!

Friend of a friend is opening a Vietnamese food truck called "Fresh Off the Bun". It'll be at Paint the Town Red. Check these pcitures of delicious looking food. by chaotorobotoin Birmingham

[–]pumpjockey 0 points1 point ago

shit looks delicious. But i doubt its actually served on such nice plates...if it is served on those really nice plates then I can't afford it. mmmmmmm pho.

My name is Luke. Every time I meet a new person they say "I am your father." A friend's name is Caroline. She's always hearing people say "Sweet Caroline!" Do you have a first name that always invokes the same response from people? by Cross88in AskReddit

[–]pumpjockey 0 points1 point ago

Ethan is a terrible name to begin with but when people call me Ethan Hawk I still have no idea who the fuck they are talking about.

My neighborhood represented. by CancerXin Birmingham

[–]pumpjockey 1 point2 points ago

shush shush, damnit! We're trying to attract tourist dollars here man!

Ummm....Alabama is really nice....look we have giant statue of a roman god...just don't point that out to the hardcore christians, thanks.

My neighborhood represented. by CancerXin Birmingham

[–]pumpjockey 2 points3 points ago

Second comment I saw: "She might be a white hispanic"

why do i even bother to scroll that far down on al.com?

A Song of Ice and Fire [1920x1080] by triobotin wallpaper

[–]pumpjockey 1 point2 points ago

try plugging it into tineye.com

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