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Was going through old pictures when I found this guy by stbed777in aww

[–]poetryinthewater 0 points1 point ago

lol why the downvotes :(

After reading this 'Choom Gang' stuff... by shmevinshmakein trees

[–]poetryinthewater 0 points1 point ago

Are you joking? Downvoted with the fury of a thousand suns.

TREES CHAT PARTY MODE! (24 CAMS) by XxqTZpxXin FamilyTrees

[–]poetryinthewater 0 points1 point ago

WHAT HOW

I finally did it! I told my parents I am bisexual. :) by kovalevskayain ainbow

[–]poetryinthewater 1 point2 points ago

I told my parents I was bi when I was like 15. My dad said he loves me but he could not support that. It hasn't come up since and I haven't ever really had the opportunity to be in a relationship with a girl anyway so I think they think it was a phase. Lol whatever. They are old and I'm so over trying to get their approval.

Was that slutty? by mdunn35in WTF

[–]poetryinthewater 0 points1 point ago

That font makes it look like it says 'shitty'.

What she's really thinking... by VampirePirateNinjain lolcats

[–]poetryinthewater 1 point2 points ago

I think this is what they are always thinking, just to varying degrees.

Planes, Trains and Plantations - The Story of Oedipus by w_is_for_tungstenin 4chan

[–]poetryinthewater 2 points3 points ago

P.S. You are the cancer.

Planes, Trains and Plantations - The Story of Oedipus by w_is_for_tungstenin 4chan

[–]poetryinthewater 2 points3 points ago

Holy shit OP, welcome to the internet, YOU HAVE TRULY FINALLY ARRIVED

I saw this in my local paper today. Found out the article has been deleted. by mangipngin WTF

[–]poetryinthewater 3 points4 points ago

What? I'm confused, what's WTF?

Is there any material so soft that humans could routinely survive falling into a large pile of it at terminal velocity? by meelarin askscience

[–]poetryinthewater 0 points1 point ago

A big air bag with adjustable air pressure, like the kind stunt guys use.

Saw this in my high school choir room today........release the penguins. by Jiggyfly325in WTF

[–]poetryinthewater 2 points3 points ago

It means that the voices gradually fade into the next page which consists of people making whooshing water sounds (represented by drawings of ocean waves). Graphic notation is more open to interpretation (see previously linked video) than traditional notation.

Saw this in my high school choir room today........release the penguins. by Jiggyfly325in WTF

[–]poetryinthewater 11 points12 points ago

"Arranged by accident"

"Like a dirigible"

Please link me to a higher-resolution copy, PLEASE

Edit: I just saw the links below, thanks. Funny story: I was in a choir a couple years ago and the conductor decided to do this bizarre piece called 'Miniwanka'. This is the sheet music. Here is a video of another choir's performance of the piece; we didn't do the body movements they do here, instead we were standing still in a huge catholic church, which made it all the more hilarious due to the incongruity. Afterward, a friend told me he saw multiple audience members actually covering their ears during our performance...I still don't get it but it's not like we had any choice in the selection of songs lol.

Do I even need to say it? by Stonee77in trees

[–]poetryinthewater 1 point2 points ago

Pretty sure beard dude is already 10 steps ahead of you brah

this is what i won helping a classmate in the exam by coolweedin trees

[–]poetryinthewater 4 points5 points ago

Downvoted for academic dishonesty. :(

IF I Wanted America To Fail by J4K3TH3R1PP3Rin conspiracy

[–]poetryinthewater 2 points3 points ago*

If I wanted America to fail I would make this video.

Edit: A cursory glance at the website freemarketamerica.org reveals its affiliation with Americans for Limited Government. Their website even includes a helpful "Obamacare Watcher" in the sidebar.

Then there's this:

All of this is based on the fairy tale that mankind is destroying the planet, and causing global warming through carbon dioxide emissions. It won’t be long before regulators next construct some myth of how oil shale fracking is causing earthquakes or some other calamity. When politically tainted science becomes a means of restricting American economic output at any cost including at the expense of individual prosperity, it is time to question the politics that are driving that movement.

Wow. It's almost like satire.

IF I Wanted America To Fail by J4K3TH3R1PP3Rin conspiracy

[–]poetryinthewater 0 points1 point ago

Thank you.

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