IAmA pedestrian who was hit by a bicyclist.

HitByBike · 1 year

WE ONLY HAVE ONE SIDE OF THE STORY HERE And the more replies you read the more you get the sense that he is full of shit.

HitByBike · 1 year

Given what you have written about cyclist, if I had the chance I'd fucking run you over again.

checkmarshall · 1 year

Zaino.

aliicat · 1 year

Extremely fast? This is a 235 hp heavy sedan barely capable of getting into the 15's in the 1/4 mile. Honest to god modern V6 Camrys and Accords are in fact much faster.

Safe? This is a 12 year old car with 12 year old (actually older) safety features and mandates.

The only thing your SHO has going for it is that it was one of 9764 SHO's that year, a somewhat low number.

TrainSlinger · 1 year

Nice idea but the engineer in me tells me you will need to redo this for maximum effectiveness.

DrRichardCranium · 1 year

When you make the law you don't suffer the law.

Fuck people, sometimes Occam's razor really does apply.

zosboss · 1 year

Did they sell crack in that crackhouse?

discofrisko · 1 year

DO NOT DRINK THIS TEA if you are not a local. I made the mistake once and shit nothing but my own version of this stuff for two weeks straight.

Franz_Kafka · 1 year

It's not the republican party as a whole, rather it is the John Birch Society nut jobs re-branding themselves as the "Tea Party."

coffinman82 · 1 year

Yes, ABC, NBC and CBS are the CONSERVATIVE MEDIA.

cmykify · 1 year

Ah yes but they do like to brag about free health care.

pernicious_goat · 1 year

This reminds me of the time the specs called for a field to be not nullable and the Indians delivered their work with "not nullable" written ... well you can guess the ending.

See the thing is they technically delivered to the spec but in reality they did not. I have never, not once seen an offshoring project actually save money, in fact generally they end up costing much more.

IBM as of late has stupidly taken the approach that they can out source labor to cheap parts of the world and just front the company with white guys who speak good english/german/etc. Anyone who has touched their products in the past 5 years since this shift can attest to the reality that their products are FUCKING TERRIBLE and almost unusable in some cases.

gosassin · 1 year

Obamacare will institute mandatory fat camps wherein fat people will be made to ride electricity producing bicycles (clean energy) until such time as their BMI falls into the normal range.

gosassin · 1 year

So was a billion dollars.

JasonDJ · 1 year

In the fist place, that is a mole not a mouse.

Kinghob · 1 year

If they could just do this with a dick the world would be both a happier AND a better place.

RacistOnReddit · 1 year

Wait I'm confused. Someone mentioned Mexico above but you keep referring to Spain.

You do realize they are different right?

Quick question while I am at it. Italians are generally considered white in this country but Spaniards are not. If you have ever been to both countries (with the exceptions of the Neanderthals in the northeast of Spain) they pretty much look the same to me.

DrNolove · 1 year

A 5X5 canopy could be accommodated with a 1000 watt light. Let's say you go all out and run an aeroponics system with a pump and a can-fan for the light and what the heck another can-fan on a charcoal filter.

All of that, even during the 24 hour veg cycle is not going to be ANYWHERE NEAR 500 a month in electricity, at least not in any place that I am aware of the KWh rates.

For the average home grower with a couple of plants under maybe a 400 watt HPS in dirt, hell maybe even with flouros the price is going to be 20 maybe 30 bucks a month.

DrNolove · 1 year

It is still federally illegal and the despite what people want to believe about Obama and enforcement the DEA continues to make just as many busts as before, the difference is now they are not advertising it.

It is also important to note that Federal law precedes any state law in these matters. In fact a precedent has already been set:

http://www.jointogether.org/news/headlines/inthenews/2010/co-judge-state-law-no.html

Now the lesson in this case was don't be a fucking moron and go on the largest local news show in the Denver metro area and show off your plants and your face, but still as much as any of us may want to think the law is the law, well the federal law is the law is the law it seems.

DrNolove · 1 year

You want legal Marijuana (the hippie bit) but only if you can make money from it (the other part).

This sort of attitude pretty much sums up all of Boulder Colorado.

The reality is you attended Jokesterdam not because you wanted to learn how to cultivate Marijuana, any fucking retard can do that and many of them do. Don't believe me? Visit a grow store in a state where it is legal, the concentration of low class dead beats is astounding. No, you attended Jokesterdam to learn how to profit from the quasi-legal marijuana environment some states enjoy.

If you just wanted to grow some weed you would have simply visited one of the hundreds of community forums or your local library.

If you really actually cared about medical marijuana you would actually be happy that growing may eventually be performed by large corporations because this should lower the price -- you know for people who really are sick. I get the feeling you are one of what we often call the "chronic bullshit pain" having folks though.

oxygenforlosers · 1 year

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cRlmdTzmCJQ/S7IaJxoRzoI/AAAAAAAAACE/yRmm9ZCkd14/s1600/1945look-at-me-attention-whore%5B1%5D.jpg

pernicious_goat · 1 year

Someone needs to learn the concept of scale.

ohstrangeone · 1 year

To be fair, they were communists.

Coneskater · 1 year

Here is how you avoid that, TEST YOUR BLOOD SUGAR MORE OFTEN. Also MONITOR WHAT YOU EAT AND WHEN.

Your being a shitty diabetic cost you 12,000 dollars. That is all.

grauenwolf · 1 year

PLEASE MAKE THIS A REALITY.

No longer will I have to work with fucking morons who should be receptionist calling themselves "programmers."

pernicious_goat

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