shower thoughts....

Sir_Skelly · 1 day

Venus

alexroy_514 · 1 day

It's been a while since I've taken a CPR class but I remember them saying something along the lines of "You have to ask permission before you do anything. You have to let them know what your medical training is (if any). If in the event they are unconscious or unable to give reasonable consent then it is ok to help them. Otherwise you are liable for any damages. If the victim is a child then you have to ask the parents permission unless they are unavailable." Also if you are a parent and someone is babysitting your child, they will need a signed document stating you grant that specific person the right to seek medical help for your child. If you don't they could risk getting turned away at a hospital, doctors office, ect... until said place can get ahold of you.

short_term_rob · 1 day

And then asking questions reminds him of his own IAMA so he logs back into that username, forgets about the other username and starts answering the questions he asked himself.

PerogiXW · 1 day

Heh, nah. My dad is like the honey badger. He don't care.

PerogiXW · 1 day

Doubtful. My dad's idea of talking dirty to my mom is writing her a message on her iPad that says "I want to stimulate your vagina."

I know this because he did this on a recent roadtrip with my family. My wife was driving. I was sitting shotgun, my son was behind me, my mom was riding in the middle and my dad was in the driver side passenger seat. I was looking over into the back to see what my dad was drawing on my mom's shiney new ipad. For some reason I started reading what he was writing out loud.

"I

want

to

stimulate

your

vagi...Dad! My son is right next to you!"

PerogiXW · 1 day

Not Nana!! Nooooooooooo!

PerogiXW · 1 day

When my cousin came back from Iraq he had a bunch of pictures from around the base. Nearly every one of them had someone throwin up the shocker.

Anyway he's showing the pictures to the family and stupid me walks in the room, sees the sign and goes "heh, is that the shocker?" He was like, "yeah."

So then everyone: parents, aunts, uncles, even grandma turned to me and said "oh is that what it's called? What's a shocker Matt?"

Noped my ass on out there. Sorry grandma but I'm not going to explain the shocker to you.

wicked_observer · 3 days

Not all of this list is from actual montages but I felt they still had that montage feel. It's also primarily 80's music because the 80's were the montage decade. Anywho here you go:

Danger Zone - Kenny Loggins
Dare - Stan Bush
Eye of the Tiger - Survivor
The Final Countdown - Europe
Gonna Fly Now - Them from Rocky
Holding Out For a Hero - Bonnie Tyler
Livin' On A Prayer - Bon Jovie
Never - Footloose
Push it To The Limit - Brian "Hacksaw" Williams
Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) - Eurythmics
You're The Best - Joe Esposito

Pro Tip: If you're like me, you need motivation to wake up and get in that early morning work out. Setup an alarm for everyday of the week with a different song for each day. Wake up feeling pumped and having the song change everyday keep you from getting used to it.

wicked_observer · 3 days

Training montage. OH FUCK how I love a training montage. I have a playlist of training montage music that I use for working out. It is glorious.

Also, anytime anyone accidentally walks or runs into something I loose my shit.

mexicanStaringFrog · 7 days

Maybe give TextMate another chance.

mexicanStaringFrog · 7 days

Let's just call it even at this - CS5 is buggy and sucks? Because I think that about everything but Illustrator with CS5.

You must not use Illustrator very much.

krushyn · 9 days

I suppose I've been too lax in keeping up with my Californian politics as of late, but what is the DREAM ACT and who is Moonbeam?

krushyn · 9 days

Californian here. People always assume that California is some bastian of Liberal open mindedness but once you get out of the major cultural centers (Los Angeles, San Francisco, ect...) it shifts towards the right real quick.

Don't forget, we're the state that gave you Reagan and the Govenator. Not to mention Prop 8.

Fearsome_Mudcrab · 9 days

Trial by ordeal suggests a little knowledge of some strong man/sideshow tricks plus a healthy knowledge of the placebo effect could go a long way in not getting murdered for heresy and establishing myself as having the Lord's blessing.

Buddy up to the church as much as possible. Churches, donations, theocracy, what ever it takes. They're the only ones with the knowledge during that time. Plus through them I could potentially align my self with the Byzantine empire who had all the books.

Gun powder for sure. Fuck guns, let's make bombs. Big Ones. Light em up and catapult them. Fill em with rocks or metal pellets and frag the shit out of your enemies.

Hot air balloons. Shouldn't be too hard to whip up back then. Fuck your calvary, I've got an airforce.

By this point, hopefully the church has read the writing on the wall and proclaimed me the one true king as ordained by god. It's mandate time. All drinking water, boiled. All injuries, washed and sterilized. All people, washed regularly. All bodily waste functions performed in the proper place. All children, schooled in reading/writing/logic/philosophy/strategy/scientific method until the age of 14 where they will begin focus on specific areas according to their aptitudes.

Hopefully, I'll have my books from the Byzantine empire which should have plenty of info and advice on fighting the various kinds of peoples of the time. Constant training for my military.

I'll start a ministry of research and development, aided by the scientific method to start finding shit out that I either don't know or don't remember. These will be aided by "revelations from our Lord on high" that I do know and remember.

Public entertainment will be held and slowly pushed in the direction of academic lectures and debate. My people will be dragged kicking and screaming into a new age of thinking and reasoning. Hopefully for the better.

Roanourke · 10 days

If the person's memory is perfect then there would probably be no subjective difference for the simulated entity.

Roanourke · 10 days

One interesting aspect of this thought experiment is that most of the calculation is being carried out in the mind of the rock mover. The rocks and the place they are being place are acting as semi permanent storage (like a hard drive on a computer).

My guess is that erasing the lines would provide a subjective experience similar to having amnesia. Though I suppose it depends on how good the memory of the rock mover is.

jablair51 · 11 days

In the interest of being accurate: yes, in the video she barely mentioned it, but then in the comments she alluded to it feeling dangerous and threatening.

JonyEpsilon · 11 days

Oh ok. I made several measurements by the way.

JonyEpsilon · 11 days

What is the bit folklore you are trying to test?

johnsmcjohn · 11 days

I knew nothing about the movie except the trailers.

I was not prepared for the ripping out of heart.

johnsmcjohn · 11 days

I took all the guys at my baby shower to go see this instead of playing games involving baby bottles and diapers.

It was awesomely fucking appropriate.

johnsmcjohn · 11 days

I hate the fact that every human in Wall-e is a complete tub of lard. I can't watch it without going "that's so fucking inefficient!!!!"

trogdorkiller · 12 days

Wow, your Dad sounds like a major dick.

Hole_In_My_Brain · 16 days

The daughter of family friends from my parent's church used to be in some really hardcore porn. I'm not sure how secret it is since her wikipedia article has all of her real information.

Anyway, sometimes I'll go over to their house for like a 4th of July bbq or something. and she'll be there. Since it's my parents friends I have to pretend I don't know but really I'm thinking "the last time I saw you three black guys were balls deep in your anus."

tastesliketurtles · 17 days

It happens. I've seen it and it doesn't end well.

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