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Left the store yesterday and saw this idiot fucktard taking up two prime parking spaces with his truck. I gave him a bumper sticker as a reward. by HamsterSandwichin pics

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That's love. Smear it all over your chest and run amok. The nuns LOVE IT!

What are your favorite naturally-occuring phenomena? by wildcard_bitchesin AskReddit

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Intelligence.

Left the store yesterday and saw this idiot fucktard taking up two prime parking spaces with his truck. I gave him a bumper sticker as a reward. by HamsterSandwichin pics

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That's a lot, for nothing. Almost 1000 people have an opinion on "Nah, I drive a Kia."

I'm sensing a bandwagon here. The "reddeffectit".

I wish you would stop doing this, pre-pubescent Redditors. It's kinda embarrassing. by moontruckin reddit.com

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And knowing is half the..wait..what are we doing here?

What is trolling? by nerkidnerin funny

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This.

What is your greatest regret? by MultipleGodgasmin AskReddit

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...that I haven't commented on the first 132 posts asking this exact same question. Some day. Some day.

DOES ANYONE ELSE REMEMBER THIS AS A KID? NQSFW by [deleted]in pics

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Mom?

Anatomy of a Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man by nomdewebin pics

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Have you dissected a turtle too? If so, science AND belief systems would like to have a word with you. dun dun dun

"I know what Grammy and Poppy are getting your for Christmas and it's not a toy"...... by drunk_otterin funny

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You're Awesome!

"I know what Grammy and Poppy are getting your for Christmas and it's not a toy"...... by drunk_otterin funny

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You have more karma for insulting yourself than your original comment.

"I know what Grammy and Poppy are getting your for Christmas and it's not a toy"...... by drunk_otterin funny

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... in Funnydelphia.

I will never understand why people type like this. by NerdOpinionShowin pics

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Appropriate username.

I will never understand why people type like this. by NerdOpinionShowin pics

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Tru typung weithh onkly 2 thyumbs.

DAE get sudden bouts of "weak hands/grip." by sluggernautin DoesAnybodyElse

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A scholar, gentleman, and, apparently, a technician.
Thank You, Sir. Thank You.

Can't stand this. by TaKz012in pics

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..and waterboarding for anybody that forgets.

I suppose it's what any of us would do, right? by worffin WTF

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There's an inception joke in here somewhere. Maybe trapped under the shaving cream lid?

I suppose it's what any of us would do, right? by worffin WTF

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..but everything else would be exactly the same?

I suppose it's what any of us would do, right? by worffin WTF

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Thanks for noting the birth of Patient Zero.

I'm going to start holding up signs next to people who preach on the subway, what should my sign say? by Steve_the_Jewin AskReddit

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"God put <him/her/them> here to test MY (our?) Faith." - Bill Hicks(ish)

maybe an arrow on this one will help. ??

Did they change the meaning? by therukusin pics

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But there was a truck given.

By Your Powers Combined... by [deleted]in pics

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Elements + Magnets (oblig: How do they work?) = ICfuckingP ??

There's a face for this. With the furrowed brow thing. Buggy eyes. I'm disappointed I can't remember the name of it.

Did they change the meaning? by therukusin pics

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Which implies that I can sew.

Like a housewife.

Dear Reddit. I have melissophobia. Not appreciated. by Lokonopain pics

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Dear OP, I give you a 2 out of 37 for "Funniness".

Dear 7-methyldifoisdnv, You're kind of a dick.

Dear Dr, you're not helping.

Dear me, Am I?

Why are we all here? by BStringin AskReddit

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Willful IGNOREance. I sleep really well at night. Like, REALLY well.

Why are we all here? by BStringin AskReddit

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BEER PIE. FTW.

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