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What beer have you bought, out of a whim, that became one of your instant favourites? by daniflempin AskReddit

[–]notjawn 0 points1 point ago

I got Kiri-Ichiban on a whim and that's my absolute favorite now. I had tried Sapporo for years but always thought it was too sweet, Kiri-Ichiban is milder and really full bodied.

On the other side of the coin, Dogfishhead 120 minute IPA. Dogfishead is complete microbrew snob crap. Everyone knows its tastes like crap but don't want to admit it for fear of losing their snob card.

I'm a college student with no ironing board, any other way to help get rid of wrinkles? by bullettime2in AskReddit

[–]notjawn 0 points1 point ago

Just put a towel on the floor and do it on the towel. Also an ironing board costs like what maybe $15?

If someone in the modern era went around killing rapists, WBC, child molesters, and other bad criminals... would you be on their side or no by benartmaoin AskReddit

[–]notjawn 0 points1 point ago

I don't know about killing but I'd totally be cool if they rounded them up and made them slave laborers.

Reddit, I just found out my 16 year old brother is dealing hard drugs. What do I do? by Toastiimuffinin AskReddit

[–]notjawn 9 points10 points ago

No that would be sending him to a juvenile detention facility. At least with military school you learn to behave because you are granted opportunities within the military for good behavior and following the rules.

Bought a $40 off Craigslist, and refinished it. Me gusta. by Jadisin DIY

[–]notjawn 0 points1 point ago

I know it should be a crime.

Reddit, I just found out my 16 year old brother is dealing hard drugs. What do I do? by Toastiimuffinin AskReddit

[–]notjawn 69 points70 points ago

Send his ass to military school.

People with large plugs in your ears, what the fuck are you thinking? Do you just decide one day that you are going to be a lifetime barista? by brentosein AskReddit

[–]notjawn 0 points1 point ago

I wouldn't say more accepted just tattoo culture has grown larger and completely lost its rite of passage. It used to be you were a warrior or had experienced a life changing event or emotion.

Now any dumbass can get a tribal band on their arm.

The Elder Scrolls Online first screenshots (more in comments) by FLHKEin Games

[–]notjawn 0 points1 point ago

Seriously Bethesda just stop it, you're going to alienate an entire generation from gaming. By making Elder Scrolls an MMO you are sealing the demise of role playing games.

I don't know how many of you are into car audio installations, but here goes! by madcaesarin DIY

[–]notjawn 0 points1 point ago

Good job, usually after market stereos look so out of place but you pulled it off fantastically.

It's probably gonna be their most succesful exhibition ever by Kwasbebin funny

[–]notjawn 3 points4 points ago

Conservative moms: Ruining shit since the 1700's.

Apple CEO gives up $75 million in dividend income by twolf1in business

[–]notjawn 0 points1 point ago

I would imagine the SEC would be all over that in a heartbeat.

Reddit Founder And Activists Aim To Build A 'Bat-Signal For The Internet' - enabling regular SOPA-style mass protests at the push of a button. by DrJulianBashirin technology

[–]notjawn -1 points0 points ago

WE'RE TAKING THIS TO STREETS! WELL, AFTER WE ALL FINISH READING THE ARTICLES, BUT UH YEAH WE'LL BE THERE!

What is a basic skill of yours that is getting worse as you get older? by whybeonein AskReddit

[–]notjawn 1 point2 points ago

Me too man, me too and I used to teach public speaking at a university :0

What is a basic skill of yours that is getting worse as you get older? by whybeonein AskReddit

[–]notjawn 0 points1 point ago

Me too and I write professionally :( There, their and they're get me so bad now when I used to get like perfect scores on grammar tests all the way through grade school.

During jury duty, a prospective juror for a criminal trial actually told the judge, "If you're accused, you're guilty." Another one said "I think he did it." This was before we heard anything about the case. Does anyone have any good stories involving jury duty? by swifty3in AskReddit

[–]notjawn 0 points1 point ago

My mom got called in. She immediately got excused because the witness was an older lady that had worked for our family for years. The DA didn't believe her until the witness confirmed it.

When I was younger I was being prepped for surgery when the nurses informed me they had to shave my pubes. It was the first time that area was ever shaved and it was by a group of 4 nurses. What strange hospital experiences have you encountered? Potentially [NSFW] by Windowarriorin AskReddit

[–]notjawn 274 points275 points ago

I had a full on transgendered nurse that was in no way close to pulling off looking like a woman. Definitely a dude with long hair, hormone treatment boobs, stereotypical effeminate voice, still had junk because I could see the bulge.

But I'll be damned if she wasn't the best IV nurse I've ever seen. Homegirl stuck me in milliseconds and got it right. I had to get pain medicine and she did properly so it didn't burn the veins and even drew blood perfectly fast the first time. If I ever go back I'm asking for her.

When I was younger I was being prepped for surgery when the nurses informed me they had to shave my pubes. It was the first time that area was ever shaved and it was by a group of 4 nurses. What strange hospital experiences have you encountered? Potentially [NSFW] by Windowarriorin AskReddit

[–]notjawn 140 points141 points ago

Haha when they were putting me under for a tonsillectomy they started the morphine drip and I looked at the anesthesiologist and said "Duuuuuuude, what is this this is awesome?!" he said "just a little mickey." I gave a thumbs up and then passed out.

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