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Found a 2nd monster in my nose by not_gulliblein nsfw

[–]not_gullible[S] -2 points-1 points ago

The first one is here - thread here

Weeks of digging, I finally sneezed it out. by not_gulliblein WTF

[–]not_gullible[S] 10 points11 points ago

Tasted like it.

Weeks of digging, I finally sneezed it out. by not_gulliblein WTF

[–]not_gullible[S] 0 points1 point ago

Size/scale comparison. I don't know how the fuck I sneezed that thing out.

Weeks of digging, I finally sneezed it out. by not_gulliblein WTF

[–]not_gullible[S] 1 point2 points ago

I agree. Fuck.

Weeks of digging, I finally sneezed it out. by not_gulliblein WTF

[–]not_gullible[S] 4 points5 points ago

Just wanted to uhh, clarify this story. I had surgery on my deviated septum about a month ago. This is, in fact, the internet - so you don't have to believe a word I say. But this thing had been stuck up in my nose for a long time. I tried tweezers, forcing sneezes, etc. Nothing worked.

I had just gotten out of the shower, had to sneeze, and put all my force behind it. Fucking thing popped out, and I was so excited. Doctor told me some nasty shit would be continuously coming out of my nose but I had no idea. This thing was a hard booger, mixed with blood, and whatever else is in your nose (sinus stuff that is leaking out?).

Anyway, I don't know about the whole thing, all I know is that the mac is fully functional. Just kidding, the mac is in the picture to scale the booger ;)

New Super Mario 64 - 120 Star WR! by LagMeisterin gaming

[–]not_gullible 29 points30 points ago

But you aren't his friend, from middle/high school.

I can't be the only one who spends their mornings like this. by Everythingevil33in funny

[–]not_gullible 0 points1 point ago

I get out of bed, go on Reddit, and when I hear my other alarm clock ring, I sing to it.

401(k) - what is the ideal amount to contribute based on employer contributions? by not_gulliblein personalfinance

[–]not_gullible[S] 0 points1 point ago

Something that I'm trying to get out of right now, move to VPS... I don't need all the power anymore. I used too.

401(k) - what is the ideal amount to contribute based on employer contributions? by not_gulliblein personalfinance

[–]not_gullible[S] -1 points0 points ago

Need the money man. The point isn't I'm passing it up.. the point is I spend too much, and I can't stop.

Maybe Mom was right when I was a teenager... by Saladusin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]not_gullible 0 points1 point ago

I always link that rage comic woman to a very attractive woman.

Let me ask you, is your mother, if she wasn't your mother, a MILF?

401(k) - what is the ideal amount to contribute based on employer contributions? by not_gulliblein personalfinance

[–]not_gullible[S] 0 points1 point ago

Expense Cost
Rent $875
Webhosting $269
Car $355
Parking $200
SL1 $145
SL2 $230
SL3 $210
CC1 $50
CC2 $150
Total $2,484

Take home is about $3,500 from work. From other sources about $1,000 / month and considering bonus times, comes to about 18-20k extra a year.

401(k) - what is the ideal amount to contribute based on employer contributions? by not_gulliblein personalfinance

[–]not_gullible[S] -1 points0 points ago

Yea but 50% of contributions in excess of 3% up to 5%.

$3,000 is 5%. $1,800 will get matched 100%. $1,200 will get matched 50%.

So if I put $3,000 a year, I will get $2,400 matched by my employer.

That is $250 a month - I don't think I can afford that right now. Should I go for what I can get 100% of?

Chicago Bear Arrested on drug charges by Mc_Whiskeyin chicago

[–]not_gullible 1 point2 points ago

Sorry for not being a drug dealer bro

Chicago Bear Arrested on drug charges by Mc_Whiskeyin chicago

[–]not_gullible -1 points0 points ago

It's 1,000lb.... but you're right. That's too cheap.

was asked to find a "cute" bar in the lincoln park area. any suggestions? by unwoundedin chicago

[–]not_gullible -1 points0 points ago

Not really LP, more Lakeview...

Update on operation pay that shit off... by not_gulliblein personalfinance

[–]not_gullible[S] -1 points0 points ago

I honestly do not get what you're saying.

Update on operation pay that shit off... by not_gulliblein personalfinance

[–]not_gullible[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Fortunately, I can. I make 80 fucking thousand dollars a year.

Update on operation pay that shit off... by not_gulliblein personalfinance

[–]not_gullible[S] -1 points0 points ago

Yes. And those nights will continue to happen...

It's all coming together... finally. by not_gulliblein personalfinance

[–]not_gullible[S] 0 points1 point ago

I saw it :P I'll be responding tomorrow morning. Lots of points I want to hit on. I do have Mint.. I think I either don't care for it or I under utilize it. And yes, the life style... I love expensive cocktails, buying bottles, spending whatever to have a good night out (not saying I have to spend it, it's just what happens).

:)

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