/r/ForeverAlone (or the epitome of reddit)

IAmAWhaleSexologist · 1 day

I guess I wouldn't mind being with a fat girl personally but I would be embarrassed to be seen with her

Oh God, this guy.

He'll post a thread in AskReddit every few days asking why girls don't like him or why girls don't understand he doesn't need to work.

Apparently, his parents own a farm and told him he doesn't need to work because they can support him and he can take care of the farm after they die (I guess). But he puts himself out there as a guy who doesn't work and live with his parents.

MidwestDrummer · 1 day

Hell, at this point I'm contemplating voting for him just for the hilarity of it.

ngamau · 2 days

Your right to free speech is not between you and a corporation, it's between you and the government. A corporation can "censor or with hold services based on someones self-expression".

hoboslayer444 · 3 days

He even had his own little Ricky Bobby celebration afterwards.

notsofst · 4 days

It's really interesting with all the talk about Relegation last week how this is turning out to be like how the Premier League came about.

Basically, the top 20 soccer clubs in England resigned from the Football League and formed their own league. Which is basically what those 4 conferences would be doing.

P-P_LEC · 5 days

Use the money you would spend on weed and spend it on food.

throwawayDOX · 5 days

I've only seen them in Marriott properties, which were founded by a Mormon

cthor515 · 5 days

Media Market and Academics.

Although, I do take issue with this line:

I combined each school's native state population and TV market size (with some common sense -- Texas gets Dallas, not mere Austin)

Which if you live in DFW or have ever been here realize it is utter bullshit to assign the entire market to one team.

Edit: This isn't to say that Texas doesn't have a large fan base in DFW or in general just to point out that saying that is a pretty broad statement.

Dr-Venture · 6 days

I think its dangerous because if somehow field A got changed to field B you'd have people putting data into the wrong place. But if you have that managed then that mitigates that.

Global variables are the only solution I can think of. Sorry.

Dr-Venture · 8 days

The only thing that I can think of is to use merge variables but this would require you to set global variables for every field you use to name other fields at start up and then re-do all your layouts to display the merge variables.

Edit: This will still have the problem of being on the client computer because variables are stored locally. I guess you could call a script to check for changes in field names...but how often are field names changing? And are you changing the corresponding field name in the tables or just the display? Because this whole idea of fields being display names for other fields sounds very dangerous.

pigeon-poo-on-my-doo · 10 days

How many people have you had sex with. So the OP is a 29 year old female who has had sex with 3 people.

anitradotcom · 10 days

/r/IWantOut

GummyVitaminOverdose · 12 days

Shit, Shower, Shave

Staggerlee024 · 12 days

eliasqfuntybunt · 13 days

A little while ago, someone posted in a thread about piracy that they didn't have the money for the 5,000 songs in their music library and that's why they pirated. I was completely blown away by that response because to me it's one of the asinine things I've ever heard. Who cares that you don't have the money, you deny yourself that pleasure because you can't afford it.

I was pretty heavy into napster but I wasn't getting the latest albums, I was getting classical music pieces and live performances of stuff. I never felt I deserved music that I couldn't afford, I would listen to the radio to hear that song until I could afford the album.

LickMyAsshole · 15 days

Well obviously all the TVs would automatically turn on and all channels would broadcast this glorious press conference of Dear Leader NDT so all would watch it.

jojojok · 16 days

Hmm...interesting. Oh well, I can get it to taste close enough that it works when I want chicken but don't want Cane's.

bailz · 16 days

Yes, you would follow the procedures set out by the state that the people who wanted a Choose Life license plate did.

jojojok · 16 days

Basically, but that kick really changes the whole taste of it.

jojojok · 16 days

Raising Cane's Sauce:

1/2 cup mayo
1/4 cup ketchup
1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
1/4 teaspoon worcestershire sauce
Ground black pepper

Whisk it all together and refrigerate.

This is really more of a starting point then anything else, I usually end up adding more garlic powder, worcestershire sauce and black pepper until it tastes right.

Spectre2689 · 22 days

Same here, and then I had my exit interview which was about how I thought my department could improve going forward. Barrel of laughs...

goondocks · 22 days

I'm not really sure, it's been a few years and I wasn't right by the guy, he was a few rows away.

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